Fanfic: UNSER VEGI ( 1 Tag im Leben) Der Morgen

Translation

Chapter: OUR VEGI (1 day in a lifetime) The morning

We accompany Vegeta for 1 day in his exciting everyday life ... how he has to deal with women, sons and opponents and how he masters these problems with ease (* g *) !!!
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4:20 in the Briefs house:
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Bulma wakes Vegeta.
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"What's up?"
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"Vegeta, sweetheart did you forget that?"
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"What should I have forgotten, I never forget anything!"
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"Yes, yes .. you must have forgotten it ..."
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"I never miss it .."
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"Anyway ... in any case, I have to go to the science and technology seminar now!"
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"What shit?"
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"You have to take care of Trunks and Bra ..."
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"WHAT? I guess I'm still dreaming ..."
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"Yeah .. I expect you to cook something nice for them ... and don't forget Bra a good night story
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to read out "
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"Ok ... get away ... and good night ...!"
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TJA VEGETA REALLY THOUGHT THAT HE IS DREAMING ..... PLEASE THAT HIS NIGHTMARE WILL BECOME A REALITY SOON !!!
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* common mind *<br />
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7:30 in the Briefs house ....
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Vegeta is sleeping ...
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STILL!!!
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Bra enters her parents' bedroom:
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"Daddy, get up .. I'm hungry ..."
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"Yawn ... ask your mother ..."
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"But papi .."
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"Come on, come on ...
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BULMAAA !!! MAKE BREAKFAST !!! "
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"But papi, mom has gone away!"
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"WHAT? WHERE? She probably didn't tell me ... WOMAN !!!
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She should come back immediately! "
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"But papi..there is this seminar"
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"What's that, what to eat?"
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"Don't ask me what that is ... I'm only 7!"
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"When I was your age ..."
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"You can make breakfast while you're still here!"
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"WHAT SHOULD I? YOU ARE SPINNING !!!"
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Bra starts howling ...
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"It's only * looks at the alarm clock * WHAT ???
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SHIT ... HALF EIGHT FIRST ... IT'S ENOUGH !! "
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Bra howls even louder ...
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"Sh ... sh ..., you get your breakfast!
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TRUNKS !!!! "
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Trunks pokes his head through the door ...<br />
"Morning father!"
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"You are making us breakfast now !!"
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"You already understood correctly ...!"
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"But I don't even know how to hold a cooking cloth!"
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"Then you'll learn, AND THERE'S DALLI !!"
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Trunks gives up and trudges into the kitchen.
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Bra pulls behind and Vegeta turns around again! "
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8:15 am in the letter house
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Vegeta wakes up to a strange, unpleasant one
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Smell from the kitchen ..
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"What's up..!"
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Trunks suddenly yells from the kitchen:
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"AHH, DAD !!!"
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Vegeta reluctantly sits up at first, then realizes the seemingly seriousness of the situation and sprints off ...
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He's just reaching the kitchen door when something hot, warm, sloppy hits him on the face ...
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"Uh ... what is that stuff ???
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TRUNKS !!! I want an explanation !!! "
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He looks for his son and discovers a small huddled heap under a lot of dough.<br />
He runs over and scratches the stuff off his son ...
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"What's the mess ???"
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"I wanted to make pancakes ... and turn them over like that ... and then the pan tipped over and they weren't ready yet.
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And then everything flew around and the hot oil is ... "
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"WHAT ABOUT IT....?????"
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"Well .. we now have a new tunnel to the other end of the world .."
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He steps aside and sees a hole in the ground ...
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Vegeta pulls money out of his pocket and drops it into the hole ...
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Tense waiting ...
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10 mins...
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20 minutes...
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after 26 minutes there was a faint blob ... like when something light falls into the water ...
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"OH .. MAN .. SHIT .. I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU TAKEN AS OIL ???"
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Trunks shows him a bottle .....
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"YOU STUPID! YOU CAN'T REALLY NOTHING !!!! THAT'S A HIGHLY TOXIC ACID !!!!
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IF WE HAD EAT THAT THEN ...
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I THOUGHT YOU CAN READ! "<br />
Trunks crouched intimidated on the floor ...
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"I can too ... but the label was so stuck ...!"
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Vegeta shakes her head in exasperation.
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"You just had to fly to the bakery and put a few things from that thing on the table * points to the fridge * ... what would have happened if Bra had fallen into the hole ...
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where is she anyway? "
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Trunks smiles apologetically and says:
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"I don't know ... I think she was in the kitchen with me when ...
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You already know....."
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Vegeta can no longer contain herself and slaps Trunks in the face ...
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and he flies in a high arc through the hole ...
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Vegeta looks dismayed / stupid:
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"Trunks ??? Trunks, everything alright ???"
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NO ANSWER....
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After calling several times and half an hour ... Vegi is totally desperate ...
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"Oh..man how am I supposed to explain this to Bulma ...
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both children lost in one day ... and tomorrow I'll probably be dead too ...<br />
Suddenly he takes Trunks aura and hears him getting closer ...
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He flies out of the hole with Bra in his arms ... and lands at Vegata's feet!
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Vegeta jumps up with tears in her eyes and hugs her ...
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"YOU LIVE !! YOU LIVE !!"
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"Of course. We were briefly in Hawaii again .. did you know that the sea at this time of the year
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is extremely warm ..... "
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"WHAT ??? YOU MAKE ME STEW HERE !!"
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Vegeta gets extremely angry ... throws things around ...
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Trunks tries to evade .. gets the wastebasket exactly to the Ommel.
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"If you do that again ... you are dead !!!"
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It was now 10 and they skipped breakfast ....
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´If you liked it .. I'll write the lunch and the evening .. please give comments on it !!