Chapter: EXCLUSIVE - Little Brother (6th week)

EXCLUSIVE - Little Brother (6th week)
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Hello everybody!
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Welcome to the 6th and final week of Little Brother! Don't be sad, it's going to be really wild again ... Oh ... because of the weekly task ... Actually I had planned the Tamagotchi for this week ... but I have an idea what Piccolo is up to ... that Piepsding would only bother me. So I decided to do the following ... Each of the three has to write a short story. Of course, if the results are reasonably legible, they will be published ...
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Then there were the two ostrich eggs ... I got a white one for Trunks and a gray one for Piccolo ... nicely speckled ...
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And now ... have fun!
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Monday - fresh eggs ...
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Vegeta: Trunks! Did you think of the egg
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Trunks: Sure ... I won't forget that!It's in bed next to Piccolo ...
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Vegeta: This is going to be fun! * devilish grin *
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Trunks: Actually, he should have noticed a long time ago ...
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Piccolo: Hey! Look what I have here! Is not that great? *beaming*
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Trunks: Remember dad ... pretend it's really his egg!
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Vegeta: Do you think I'm stupid ?! Is my name Kakarott ?!
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Piccolo: Look, I laid an egg last night! (I know ... Namekians spit the eggs ... but Trunks and Vegeta don't know! - ZenzuBean's note)
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Vegeta: Great ... soon we'll have a mini cucumber in the house! * suppressed grin *
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Trunks: Can I be there when it hatches? * innocent look * Show the egg ...
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Piccolo: Here ... looks great, doesn't it? *proud*
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Trunks: Yes, really great ?! Uh ... great ... really ... * gulp *
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Vegeta: Well, don't go crazy about the future scrambled eggs! * grin *
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Piccolo: Don't you dare Vegeta!Don't touch my little one ...
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Vegeta: And what are you going to do ?!
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Piccolo: Get it to safety! Have a good time...
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Trunks: ...!
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Vegeta: You can relax, toddler ... he's gone!
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Trunks: ...!
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Vegeta: Hello! Earth to Trunks!
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Trunks: ...!
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Vegeta: Please open your mouth!
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Trunks: Uh ... Papa ...
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Vegeta: You shouldn't call me papa!
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Trunks: Anyway ... that wasn't the egg I put in his bed ... mine was white!
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Vegeta: But ... that was gray ...
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Trunks: Yep ... that is ...
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Vegeta: ... the green guy really laid an egg!
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Trunks: Shit!
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Vegeta: Shit!
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Tuesday - two left, two right ...
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Vegeta: What the hell are you doing ... and what the hell is that ?!
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Piccolo: Second question first ... I made a nest ... Egg and nest, right? That's how you do it ... * instructive *<br />
Vegeta: Aha ... * stares * And next?
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Piccolo: Don't you want to take a look at my nest first? Is a real work of art ...
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Vegeta: And what's so special about it?
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Piccolo: Well, listen! You don't see a real Namekian nest very often!
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Vegeta: For me it's a bunch of clothes and pillows ... Hey, isn't that my pants ?!
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Piccolo: Vegeta ... you banause! Look ... the angle here ... it has to be exactly right! (Piccolo earned an Oscar for the performance! - Note from ZenzuBean)
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Vegeta: Where is that corner, please? No ... better not explain to me ... And what is that?
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Piccolo: wool ...
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Vegeta: And that?
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Piccolo: knitting needles ...
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Vegeta: What do you do with the wool and the needles ?!
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Piccolo: I'm learning to knit ... (This self-control ... admirable! - Note from ZenzuBean)
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Vegeta: You're doing WHAT ?!
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Piccolo: I'm learning to knit ...
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Vegeta: Oh white ... now he's really ripe for the slap!<br />
Piccolo: Why? When I'm going to be a mother soon ...
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Vegeta: Whaaaa ... I have to get out of here!
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Piccolo: Phew ... I couldn't have stayed serious for much longer ... * grin * (I'm not surprised ... at the junk he gave out ... Namekian's nest ... really! - Note. v.SenzuBean)
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Wednesday - The Bookworm ...
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Vegeta: So Trunks ... I don't like the cucumber!
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Trunks: I know what you mean ...
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Vegeta: He's been rolling books for hours ... what's that supposed to be?
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Trunks: Let's ask ... Hey Piccolo, what are you reading?
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Piccolo: Hm ...? Didn't notice you guys at all ... (If you believe it ... - SenzuBean's note) This is a book about raising children ... then I have another one about housekeeping ...
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Vegeta: He's crazy ...
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Trunks: Uh ... (Meaning: Yes! - Note from ZenzuBean)
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Piccolo: ... and this is a dictionary of names!
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Trunks: I beg your pardon?<br />
Piccolo: Well ... my child needs a name! What do you think of ... let's see ... Ferdinand?
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Vegeta: ...!
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Trunks: ...!
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Piccolo: Not so good, is it? But this one ... Wilhelm-Maria ... Hm? (Accurately picked out the most hideous names ... - Note from ZenzuBean)
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Vegeta: The poor egg ... child ...
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SHRILL!
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Trunks: What was that?
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Piccolo: The kitchen alarm clock ... I made a cake. Don't look so ... I want to be a good mother!
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Vegeta: ...!
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Trunks: ...! (Quite often the two are speechless this week ... - ZenzuBean's note)
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Piccolo: Please take care of my nest for a moment ... I'll be back in 45 minutes. Please turn the egg every ten minutes ...
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Vegeta: I don't believe it ...
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Trunks: shall we?
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Vegeta: AS PLEASE ?! What exactly do you mean?! (Vegeta has a really dirty imagination ... Me too! - Note from ZenzuBean)
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Trunks: Turn the egg ...
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Vegeta: Oh ... do what you can't help but do!I go...
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Trunks: Hey ... I mean ... we can't have Piccolo's child ... shooting is definitely important!
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Vegeta: I told you, do what you can't help but do!
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Trunks: Then I'll do it alone ...
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Piccolo: So ... here I am again.
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Trunks: Dad is gone ...
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Piccolo: I can see that ... want a piece of cake? (Cake ?! Briquette !!! - Note from ZuBean)
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Trunks: Does it taste good?
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Piccolo: Hm ... well ... if you scratch off the black beforehand ?!
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Thursday - stage free ...
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Vegeta: The green one creates me ...
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Trunks: Do you already know the latest?
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Vegeta: No ... and I'm not sure if I want to hear it either ...
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Trunks: He went into the living room earlier with a songbook under his arm ...
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Vegeta: No ... please ... say that's not true!
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Trunks: Yes ...
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* träller * ... * sing * ... * schmetter * ... (revenge is sweet (?!)... but that Piccolo would go THAT FAR ... - Note from ZenzuBean)
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Vegeta: Have mercy!
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Trunks: I'll never say again that mom can't sing ... * yelp *
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* träller * ... * sing * ... * schmetter * ...
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Vegeta: What is he singing anyway ?!
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Trunks: I believe lullabies ...
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* träller * ... * sing * ... * schmetter * ...
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Vegeta: But they totally miss their effect ... the howl could wake the dead!
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Trunks: Then we won't need any more Dragon Balls anytime soon ...
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* träller * ... * sing * ... * schmetter * ...
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Vegeta: Yes ... * grrrr * Because I'm about to take care of the singer!
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Trunks: Don't ... Otherwise the little one will be an orphan!
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* träller * ... * sing * ... * schmetter * ... (Piccolo ... have mercy! My ears! - Note from ZenzuBean)
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Vegeta: Not long ... I'll send him after his mom!
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Trunks: But you still lost ...
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* träller * ... * sing * ... * schmetter * ...
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Vegeta: Crap! You're right...<br />
Trunks: I tell you!
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* träller * ... * sing * ... * schmetter * ...
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Vegeta: Would you please finally SOMEONE THIS GREEN I_D_I_O_T_E_N D_A_S M__A__U__L S__T__O__P__F__E__N?!?! ??!?!? (Wow ... he's in a good voice! Did he learn from Bulma ?! - Note from ZenzuBean)
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* träller * ... * sing * ... * schmetter * ...
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Friday - scrambled eggs ...
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Trunks: Today is the last day!
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Vegeta: Yeah ... there is a god after all ...
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Trunks: You know the Dende ...
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Vegeta: It wasn't meant like that! Don't pretend to be more stupid than you already are ... after all, you're not Kakarott!
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Trunks: Yes ... * gulp * Have you already seen Piccolo's Nest today?
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Vegeta: No ...
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Trunks: I think it's getting bigger every day ...
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Vegeta: What you don't say!
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Piccolo: Hey ... come quickly into the living room ... I have a surprise for you! * fiesGrins * (Good thing Vegeta and Trunks didn't see the grin ... - Note from ZenzuBean)<br />
Trunks: Hey ... it's probably about to slip!
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Vegeta: I don't care!
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Trunks: Oh, come on ...
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Vegeta: Well ... when I have my peace again ... (Vegeta gives in ... That I can still experience that! - Note from ZenzuBean)
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Trunks: And ... what about the egg ?! Tell me! Does it slip ?!
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Piccolo: I'll show you what about the egg ... HERE! (Clean litter ... poor egg ... - Note from ZuBean)
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Vegeta: What the ...
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SPLASH!
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Vegeta: Yuck, how that stinks! The egg was already rotten ... and then on the head ... ouch! (Clean hit ... poor Vegeta ... - ZenzuBean's note)
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Trunks: But ... Piccolo ... your egg!
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Piccolo: About 'my egg' ... how stupid do you think I am ?!
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Vegeta: If you were to ask that ...
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Trunks: Then you