Chapter: VEGETA TV (part 2)

Today's topic is: Heroes
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The guests: Power Rangers, Suppaman, Mr.Satan and Lassie
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The curtain rises, a voice calls out:
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,, Say hello to our host! Vegeta! "And cheers from the audience. Vegeta nods briefly in all directions and casually falls into his chair:
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"So our topic today is ... HEROES !!"
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Unanimous shouts of Vegeta-is-our-hero from the audience.
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Vegeta blushes slightly and says, “Say hello to our first guest! The reigning world champion Mr.Satan! "
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(He pronounces the last words somewhat ironically ^. ^) Mr.Satan comes in, shows his muscles and sits down.
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Vegeta: “Well, Mr. Satan. You are very famous and a hero to many. (a line of girls shout "Vegeta my hero") Is the hype around them exhausting? "
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Mr.Satan: "Oh yes, sometimes I think it all gets too much for me, but then ..."
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He doesn't get any further because the light suddenly goes out.
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A murmur goes through the audience and suddenly one hears:<br />
“If there is a problem anywhere in the world, I will come and I will help you! Suppaman! "
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You can see Suppman's outline on the stage as he eats a sour plum:
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,, Show yourself villain! I find you so and so! "
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He goes on a laborious search and discovers a large headlight:
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"Haha, I have you!" He shouts
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and takes the spotlight into the mangle.
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Meanwhile Vegeta goes to the light switch (you can hear a quiet throat clearing from him) and switches the light back on. -.-
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The spotlight shines straight into Suppaman's face and he freezes.
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He falls and twitches a few more times.
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Immediately two paramedics come and take him away.
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Vegeta goes back and clears his throat again:
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,, So, um, that's it for our second guest.
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So let's move on with our next guest! Lassie! "
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He points to one side of the studio with one arm.
<br />Out comes Goku.
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"Kakarott ?!" asks Vegeta enthusiastically. ("What is that supposed to mean ???" he thinks)
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"Yes, wait ... a moment"
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He pulls something and at that moment he stumbles onto the stage disguised as Lassie. A girl exclaims enthusiastically: "Son Goku !!"
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Goku: ,, (stands in front of the stage and touches the back of the head ^. ^)
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"So, uh yes (he turns red)"
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Kakarott! "Shouts Vegeta," Sit down and tell us something about Lassie! (Goku doesn't hear) NOW, GET YOUR SEAT! "
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Goku sits down and tells:
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“Lassie is sick. But I was allowed to represent them! Well, I'll tell you: Lassie has very good ears! She can hear Bulma farting for 15 km! "
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The audience coughs and Vegeta screams:
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"Let my wife out of there!"
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At that moment 5 characters come through the audience and put on a show.
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(the audience backs away in shock)
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In the end they land (as you could see it was the Power Rangers) in a very "strange" pose on stage.<br />
"Oh God! They are worse than the Ginyu Force -. -"! "Vegeta grumbled softly to himself and looked at Goku.
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He claps enthusiastically and has asterisks in his eyes. He is excitedly waiting for autographs with paper and pen.
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Vegeta touches his forehead and shakes his head.
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"Where is a woman harassed ???" asks the blue ranger.
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The pink ranger approaches Vegeta and greets him with many kisses (envious looks from Goku).
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Vegeta: ,, Uah! Leave it! It is enough!!"
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He panics and thinks about the Care Bears again.
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"THROW THEM OUT!" He yells.
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The Rangers are brought out again amid loud shouts of protest.
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"Maybe I shouldn't have invited THEM better. But well, now to our next guest!" Shouts Vegeta and points with his arm back to the side of the studio ... nothing!
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Kuririn tries quietly and on tiptoe to get to Vegeta - he only trips over two cables ^.^ "-and whispers in his ear that there are no more guests.
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A girl yells: “Kuririn! I want to have a child with you!"
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He can just turn around when he sees a bright beam of light shooting into the audience. No more trace of the girl.
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The audience is a little panicked.
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,,No fear! I, Satan, will save you! "
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Mr.Satan stands gross on stage and then turns around with his head slightly crouched, because a rather angry C18 has cleared her throat and is terrified herself.
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,, So, uh, I have to go now! Must make something to eat for my cook! uh ... ^. ^ ""
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The audience quickly leaves the studio and Vegeta tries quickly to say:
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“That’s it for today with Vegeta TV! Visit me again soon!
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While he tries to push the tail-wagging Goku from the scene ...
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so, and how do you like this "show"? haha * g *
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