Chapter: Klein-Kakarott + Klein-Vegeta on conquest

Little Kakarott and Little Vegeta on a conquest part 1
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King Vegeta: So, you are both 8 years old now, you will be sent to a planet together and there you can exterminate all of the inhabitants on your own, son Bardocks and my bachelor, ... Don't forget the toothbrush and the shampoo ... THAT IS THE FATE OF A SAIYAJIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cockroots: * yawn, huh, what how where ichhä it's about me I slept ... * yawn *
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Vegetalein: I hate Kakarott though!
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The two are already shot into space in a spaceship.
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Cockroots: Ahhh! That’s going really fast! Vegeta! Vegeta ?!
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Vegetalein: Kakarott, if your life is worth something to you, come here and HELP ME GET OFF THE WINDOW I GLUE !!!!!!!!!!
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Cockroots: HAHAHAHA !!! Well, it's sticking there, isn't it?
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Vegetalein: Help me damn it, I'm the Saiyan Prince !!!
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Cockroot: All right, * hmpf * * pull * pull * * fully tighten * You're sticking too much, I won't take you away!<br />
Vegetalein: Try the chainsaw!
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RADADADADADADADAMMM * pull * * pull *
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RADADADADADADADADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Cockroot: She's running, so!
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Vegetalein: * trembling * * fearful *
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Kakarottchen: So, that's it.
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Vegetalein: Finally gone again ... Ahhhhh! Kaka ... kakarott !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cockroots: Huh? * munch * * rfress * * smack *
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Vegetalein: YOU DOG! YOU SAW A HOLE IN THE WINDOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cockroots: * eat * * drink * what does that mean for us? * munch *?
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Vegetalein: THE OXYGEN MAKES NO LEAVE
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Cockroots: * eat * * miam * * mompf *
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Vegetalein: Hey! Leave me some of the sausage too!
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When the two have held their breath for 3 hours, they arrive on the planet Pratka.
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Vegetalein: Here we are! WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!!!!!!!! We'll kill them all !!!!!!!!!!! uh ...
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* stares * where are they all ???????????<br />
Cockroots: Watch out, I'll show you how to attract these natives. Porn for everyone! Free!
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Come and see Pamela ...
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Aliens poured out from all sides. Vegeta went straight to work.
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Vegetalein: * blow * * washed ** kick * * break *
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Cockroots: We'll cook them afterwards, will we?
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Vegetalein: Shut up Kakarott !!!! Don't always think about food!
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Cockroots: Watch out. Vegeta, from behind!
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Vegetalein: Ouch! Who was dads?
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When little Vegeta looked back, he saw a small, red, creature.
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Red being: Üäääh! So, what do you look like!
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Vegetalein: Is that supposed to be an insult ??? !!!
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Red creature: No, just well-intentioned advice to go to another hairdresser.
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Vegetalein: ALL GENERATIONS IN MY FAMILY HAVE THIS HAIRSTYLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cockroots: Would you like sausage?
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Red being: Auja! With pleasure!
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Vegetalein: Kakarott! KEEP YOURSELF OUT AND EAT ON!<br />
Red being: Do you have to raid this planet?
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Cockroots Yes, Exactly! * munch *
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Red being: Somebody really screwed you! Here just put me and the ones you just finished off.
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Vegetalein: WAAAAAAS! Don't tell shit, I'm the prince of the Saiyans!
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Cockroots: What a shame. Then there's no alien meat ...
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Red being: Listen ... Prince of ... uh ...
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Cockroots: Saiyans * mompf *
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Red being Yeah ... I would fly back and tell your supervisor that ...
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Vegetalein: Yes, and we'll take you with us!
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Red being: uhhhh?
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The three got into the spaceship.
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Cockroots: to start, please buckle up and go !!!!!!!!
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Vegetalein: COCAROOT! I NEED YOUR HELP!
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Cockroots: Again? I said buckle up, but nobody listens to me!
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Somewhat later
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Cockroot: So, I did it.
<br />Vegetalein: So. HAHA! you are trapped! Who are you?
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Cockroot: I am ...
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Vegetalein: NO ONE ASKED YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * taps on the keyboard * does anyone happen to know where Vegeta is going here?
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Kakarottchen_: I know, but I won't say it!
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Vegetalein: You A **** - Fix ****
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Cockroots: Be careful what you say ... * looks very tough * I'm stronger than you ... * eat *
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Vegetalein: You get my food too, it's in the closet!
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Cockroots: HAHAHADANKE! * mompf *
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Vegetalein: And the coordinates?
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Cockroots: I won't tell you!
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Red being: DirectionSU47 coordinates 8071 UW
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Cockroots: Where from ...
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Red being: I am a magician ... I can read minds!
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Vegetalein: BOOOOAAAAHHHH !!! May I take a photo of you ????????
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Cockroots: How amazing! Can you conjure up food
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Sequel follows...
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