Fanfic: Der Trauermarsch zum Bratpfannen-Berg!

Translation

Chapter: The funeral march to the frying pan mountain!

The funeral march to the frying pan mountain!
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Preface:
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Hello dear readers! Maybe the part will also give me new readers? If so, welcome! Well, whoever reads this should also read my FF Vegata and Krillin against two strong women and two children! Have read otherwise there could be problems with understanding! But it doesn't have to be, maybe I can get the part out without the other FF requirement ?! So now I'm starting to have fun reading!
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So after the joint attack by ChiChi and Vegeta on Son Goku, the two XXL blackjack pans could not be used! And neither for cooking nor for whipping! So from here the (FF) or the special begins!
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"Oh no!" shouted ChiChi! "What?" asked Vegeta confused, after all he and she had successfully beaten Kakarott!"Well, take a look at our XXL blackjack pans! They are no longer usable!" "Brave, strong pans we will miss you! But that's life, in war there are always victims!" said Vegeta ruefully! "Thank you for mourning the pans more than me! At least I am in pain!" Goku said indignantly while holding his head! "Better be quiet, Kakarott! After all, you have the two brave pans on your conscience!" said Vegeta admonishingly! "Yes Vegeta is right be glad I don't get two more pans! But I'm only doing that because of the preparations for the funeral march!" replied ChiChi! "What funeral march that?" Vegeta asked ignorantly. "Goku you tell him that I'll tell the kids and I'll get changed!" said ChiChi and disappeared upstairs! "So what?" asked Vegeta. "ChiChi always makes a funeral march with us for her broken pans when it gets caught again! We always go to the frying pan mountain!And it's not called that for nothing! "Said Son Goku." So we're all going to the mountain and bury the pans? "Asked Vegeta, stunned!" Exactly! "Goku replied shortly. And do I have to go with you now? "" Yes, at least you swung one of the pans! "Said Goku with a grin!" What if I leave first? "Then the next time you meet her you will have far worse things than me with the two of you!" Said Goku warningly! "Then I must!" Said Vegeta resignedly. "Oh yes, before I forget Piccolo and Dende are also with von the game as well as the children! "" WHAT the two Greens too? How come? "" We need a pastor! And who is better suited for something like that than Dende? And Piccolo is always responsible for decorating and dressing people! "Goku grinned as he mentioned dressing!" I think there will be something else! "Said Vegeta.
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When everyone was ready and waiting downstairs, for Goku of course! Because ChiChi tried to attract him!And Goku resisted vehemently because he wore this suit! "Let that I hate that suit!" shouted Goku! "You are getting dressed now or something is going!" shouted ChiChi afterwards! "Hey Gohan! Do you always shout when he has to change?" Vegeta asked annoyed. "Yes, unfortunately, and in the end he lets himself be charmed by Piccolo clothes anyway!" Gohan groaned. "Great!" said Vegeta annoyed. "So far it is still short! What we had to wait so far is nothing, the last time we had to wait an hour! Today only 10 minutes have passed!" grinned Videl. "Great and that should cheer me up ?!" Vegeta growled at Videl! "Hey Vegeta keep calm!" said Gohan. "Watch out or would you like us to bury you in there too!" said Vegeta with a mean grin. "Hey leave my brother alone or you'll have to deal with me!" said Goten! "Hey little do you know the difference between irony and seriousness?" Vegeta grinned while he rummaged through Goten's hair in a relatively friendly manner!"Well in that case you were lucky again!" said Goten with as much self-confidence as he could muster! After all, he said that to Vegeta who is a lot stronger than himself! "Ha Ha Ha, you really have a whole lot of courage like your father!" Vegeta laughed and stopped stroking Goten. "ChiChi, I'll be conjured up by Piccolo again!" said Goku firmly and loudly. "Well! Videl and Vegeta need something from him anyway!" ChiChi replied in the same volume. "Well, when that's resolved, come down so we can go!" Vegeta roared up. "Yes, we're coming!" both replied at the same time! "Well then, grab me all so we can go!" said Goku. Zap!
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"Oh no!" said Piccolo. "What's the matter with Piccolo?" asked Dende! "Popo go catch them outside!" ordered Piccolo! "I'm doing well!" said Popo and went outside! "So what's going on?!" asked Dende anxiously! "It's the Sons with Vegeta! All the Sons!" said Piccolo anxiously!"No, that mustn't be true! Again?" "We have to flee Dende!" "Okay then let us go quickly!" said Dende! And so Piccolo picked up Dende and flew away as fast as he could!
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"Hello, I am happy to see you!" said Popo. "Hello Popo! Can you tell Piccolo and Dende that we need your help?" asked Goku. "I'm really sorry! But both of you are not here!" said Goku and wanted to go again! "You know that you can feel energies! So feel the two on teleport you to them and transport you back with them!" ordered ChiChi! "Oh that's right!" Goku scratched his head, embarrassed! Zap!
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"I think we lost them!" said Piccolo, relieved! "I really hope so, I don't want to play the pastor for frying pans again! If you would arrive with at least 50 pans then it would be worth it!But it really comes with each one individually! How many have we buried this month? "Asked Dende, annoyed!" I think 10 or 20? I don't even know that anymore! But today neither of us will be buried! "Swears Piccolo!" You two can be glad that I don't have a pan with me! It still works! "ChiChi suddenly roared from behind!" I beg your pardon? "Both stuttered and slowly turned around! And both of them didn't like what they saw! A ChiChi snorting with anger that was held back by Gohan and a Vegeta grinning extremely nasty disappeared behind Gohan! "HAHAHAHA stop HAHAHA please!" suddenly shouted Gohan and let go of his mother! DONG BANG KLIRR BOOM! "So that serves you right! If Goku wouldn't hold me, you would get even more! "ChiChi shouted, still angry!" Ouch, how do we get here anyway ?! "asked Piccolo, who had to take all the blows because he was protecting Dende!" Well, ChiChi said I should transport myself to you and then bring you back immediately!And I did that too! You just didn't notice! "Said Goku." Well, we're really two clever guys! "Moaned Dende!" Well, as always? "Asked Piccolo." No Vegeta and Videl should also get mourning clothes! And when I see it that way, everyone except Goten! "Said ChiChi somewhat reassured!" Your wish is my command! "Piccolo grinned demonically! Vegeta didn't like this grin at all!" No, stop ...! "Roared Vegeta but it was closed Late! Now ChiChi and Videl were standing in front of the three palace residents in beautiful mourning dresses and black veils! But Goku Gohan and Vegeta were now also standing in front of the three in mourning dresses and black veils! That's why Goten had to get a new suit because he immediately did saw lying on the floor and rolling around with laughter! But the worst thing for the three was the fact that Piccolo was holding a video camera! "Give me a decent suit right away! And I want the camera too! "Yelled Vegeta angrily!"All right! But I'll keep the camera as a pledge for the cause you're holding against me!" Piccolo grinned demonically again! And so everyone was standing there again and Dende was wearing the right clothes for the occasion, as was Piccolo! So all in black! "So then I can take us to the Frying Pan Mountain, right?" Goku asked roundly. "No, we can go!" said ChiChi to everyone. Zap!
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Zap! "So there we are just before the frying pan mountain!" said Goku. "All right then on to the march! Vegeta you walk next to me, behind us are Dende and Piccolo, then Gohan and Videl, then Goku and Goten!" ChiChi ordered, although everyone except Vegeta knew the scheme anyway! Usually ChiChi goes ahead alone! "So and now everyone after me to the secret entrance!" said ChiChi and went there! Everyone followed her and didn't speak until they got there! "So Vegeta, it's a family tradition! All women in my family who were strong enough or their husbands! To break a frying pan, they buried their broken pans here!That's just the tradition because the pans were strong allies! Because 15 generations ago our family who lived on the mountain had waged a war against a neighboring family! And most of the men were killed in the process, only a few remained with the women on the mountain! And when the mountain was attacked the men and women noticed that there were hardly any weapons left! And so the men got the guns and the women armed themselves with frying pans! And with that they put the neighboring family to flight and then the other family gave up! And since many pans were made unusable in the fight, they were placed in the hollowed-out mountain as a memorial to the power of the pans! May you remain the allies of my family forever! And that's why all pans that are made unusable in combat are housed here! "ChiChi finished the lecture!" That is really a good tradition!Our people would judge your family to be very loyal to their companions and their weapons! And me too! "Said Vegeta almost like a politician, only more honestly!" Honestly? "Asked ChiChi." Yes if I say it! "" That's really nice of you! I wouldn't have expected something like that from you! "Well everyone has a gentle side (Yamcha side)!" Said Vegeta. "Um, you two lovebirds would you be so friendly and would you continue?" Asked Piccolo. "How do you cucumber?" Asked Vegeta angrily Piccolo, I always have five XXL blackjack pans in there! And they are a lot more effective than the normal XXL blackjack pans! "ChiChi grinned demonically at him!" Okay, I'm nice again! And I didn't say anything either! Still we could start, please? "Asks Piccolo