Chapter: 1 - DBZ bei `Wer wird Millionär`

Fanfic: DBZ bei `Wer wird Millionär`

Chapter: DBZ at `Who Wants to Be a Millionaire`

So I'm here again. First of all, something about mine
 
other FF `Problems in Briefs´ House I'm really sorry that it takes so long. But I won't publish it until it's ready. It's just better to write that way.
 
But I was really happy about the comments. I think it's really good that at least a few people read my FF. Thanks to the people who felt sorry for me and wrote me a few clerks. Special thanks also to SenzuBean for his kind words. But now have fun with this FF.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"Good evening and welcome, here is Günter Jauch again with a special from Wer wird Millionär. Today we play with special candidates. They are the 5 strongest martial artists who first had to qualify through an elimination round. And here they are. C18 from Turtle Island, Vegeta from the northern capital, Picollo from God's palace, Son-Goku from the eastern district and his son Son-Gohan, also from the eastern district.With them it must run in the family. Then the elimination round starts. Please arrange this fruit according to its size. Start with the smallest.
 
 
A) watermelon
 
B) strawberry
 
C) banana
 
D) honeydew melon
 
 
 
 
So is the right order
 
 
1. Strawberry
 
2. Banana
 
3. Honeydew melon
 
4. Watermelon
 
 
And now let's see who was the fastest. Everyone has it right, except for Picollo. "
 
Grumbling to himself: "Why should I know something like that, after all, I don't eat!"
 
Jauch: "And who was the fastest now? C18 12.04 seconds, Vegeta 6.58 seconds, Son-Goku 4.21 seconds and Son-Gohan 8.67 seconds. So Goku will take part today. Welcome!"
 
Son-Goku gets up, goes to the chair beaming and sits down.
 
Jauch: "Hello Son Goku, why are you here?"
 
Son-Goku: "My wife said I should win something because I always eat her hair off her head." 
Jauch: "Oh, and did she give you a prize amount?"
 
Son-Goku: "She said that if I don't win at least 32,000 euros, she'll throw me out and then who'll cook for me?"
 
“Coward!” Interjection from Vegeta.
 
Jauch: "Quiet please! Is your wife here today too?"
 
Son-Goku: "No, she said the journey is too expensive."
 
Jauch: "Well, let's get started then. The 100 Euro question: How much is 2 + 2?
 
 
A) 3
 
B) 4
 
C) 6
 
D) 22 "
 
Son-Goku (scratching his head): "Something's wrong! My wife and I were 2 and we have 2 sons, she always says she has to buy food for 30 people, but it doesn't say 30. Are you sure? that all of this is correct? "
 
Jauch (looking a bit strange): "Yes, everything is correct. Would you like to use a joker?"
 
Son-Goku (enthusiastic): "Yes, can I call my wife?"
 
Jauch: "Of course."
 
 
ChiChi: "Hello?ChiChi here. "
 
Jauch: "Hello, this is Günter Jauch speaking of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Her husband Son-Goku is sitting here. He has difficulties with the 100 euro question."
 
ChiChi: "The 100 Euro question? The 100 Euro question! Son-Goku you idiot, you can't even win the 100 Euro! You are really ..."
 
Jauch: "But ChiChi, you haven't even heard the question yet."
 
ChiChi: "Mpfh, well say yes."
 
 
Son-Goku: "Hello ChiChi, I know that you are usually always right," (slime) "but you always say you have to shop for 30. And there were two of us once and now we have 2 sons. But man can only choose from 4 different things and 30 is not included ... "
 
ChiChi (screaming): "Son-Goku, you mindless tramp, what's that stupid question!"
 
Son-Goku: "The question? Oh, the question is um" to Jauch: "How was the question again?"
 
Jauch (slightly annoyed): "The question was: How much is 2 + 2." 
ChiChi (screaming even louder): "You are such a stupid elephant, the answer is ..." DOES DO DO DO DO DO DO DO.
 
Jauch: "I'm sorry, Son-Goku, but the time is up. Do you want to use a joker?"
 
Son-Goku: "I think I'll take the 50 50 Joker. Maybe the 22 is still there, then I'll take that."
 
Jauch: "So the 50 50 joker.
 
 
Well still there
 
 
A) 3
 
B) 4
 
 
What do you take?"
 
Son-Goku: "I actually wanted to take 22, but since it is no longer there, I ask the audience."
 
Jauch (sighing); "So then the audience joker.
 
 
The audience voted 99% for B) and 1% for A) "
 
(* The master of the turtles was so busy with the front of his neighbor that he pressed the quick button. *)
 
Jauch: "What are you doing now?"
 
Son-Goku (scratching his head): "I think I'll give up, then my wife can't complain that I said she was wrong." 
Jauch (annoyed): "So give up without having won anything here!"
 
Son-Goku: "That's better than contradicting my wife. The last time I did that, I didn't get dinner, it was torture. Even though I only said that her new hairstyle was not good."
 
(* All men in the audience holding their heads: "What an idiot." *)
 
Jauch: "Applause for Goku, he didn't win anything, but at least he doesn't contradict his wife."
 
Applause from the audience (very moderate). (Goku sits down in his seat.)
 
Jauch: "And now for our next round of questions." "So then to the next task: Sort these valuables according to their value. Start with the smallest.
 
 
A) silver
 
B) iron
 
C) gold
 
D) diamond
 
 
 
 
So the answer is
 
 
B) iron
 
A) silver 
C) gold
 
D) diamond
 
 
And who was the fastest? C18 6.12 seconds, Vegeta 6.05 seconds, Picollo 10.65 seconds and Gohan 7.58 seconds. So our next candidate is Vegeta! Hello Vegeta. "
 
Vegeta goes to the chair with crossed arms and sits down.
 
Jauch. "Vegeta and why are you here, I mean you don't look too excited."
 
Vegeta (grumpy): "I thought this was a fight! How should I know it was a quiz show!"
 
Jauch: "Does that mean that you don't even want to take part?"
 
Vegeta: "While I'm here, I can join in too."
 
Jauch `I think there are only crazy people here today! ´ "So let's start then. The first question: How did the hedgehog win against the hare in the fable of the same name?
 
 
a) with a ruse
 
b) with luck
 
c) with its short legs
 
or d) it flew through the air? "
 
 
Vegeta (gruffly): "This question is total nonsense, I want a reasonable question.No baby stuff. "
 
Jauch: "I'm sorry, but you have to answer this question, I can't give you a new one."
 
Vegeta (slightly angry): "And why not?"
 
Jauch (annoyed): "Because that's against the rules."
 
Vegeta jumped up from his chair angrily. "I the prince of the Saiyans, I make my own rules!"
 
Jauch was still trying to be good. "I'm sorry, but you still don't get a new question."
 
"Oh yeah? We'll see that soon!" With these words he shot a ball of energy at the beautiful computer, which promptly went up in smoke. He did not take a break but fired the next ball of energy in the direction of Jauch's desk. It flew just past the audience and left a huge hole in the wall. Jauch jumped under his chair to get to safety.
 
The speakers creaked. "Please leave the studio! Please keep calm." Nobody seemed to have heard the last sentence, because they all ran towards the emergency exits as if bitten by a wild monkey while Vegeta continued to demolish the studio.Son-Goku and the others moved cautiously towards the angry Vegeta. “Vegeta calm down!” Goku tried to distract him. It worked and he stopped collapsing the studio.
 
“But I don't want to calm down!” After all, everyone had left the studio by now.
 
"Vegeta! There is Bulma!" Vegeta turned around with a haunted look. A strong blow from Goku in the neck carried him to the land of dreams.
 
"Vegeta is calm now, but what do we do now?" he wanted to know then.
 
18 knew the answer. "Well, it's very simple, we'll leave, otherwise we'll have to pay for all the damage. It's a miracle anyway that there is still something here!"
 
Everyone agreed, so they made their way to their waiting wives with the unconscious man.
 
"Well, I don't want to be in Vegeta's skin if Bulma finds out." Gohan muttered to himself, after which everyone else burst out laughing. 
 
 
prolog
 
Günter Jauch's manager came running up to him, who was still crouching under his chair.
 
"Mr. Jauch, Mr. Jauch, are you okay?"
 
“Are you gone?” Came the whispered answer.
 
"Yes, they are gone. Are you okay?"
 
"Yes, damn it. That was definitely my last show. I won't mess around with such crazy people any longer. I won't do this shitty show anymore!" Günter Jauch left the studio with even more insults on his lips, followed by his Manager.
 
 
That was the last show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire with Günter Jauch.
 
 
 
end
 
 
 
So it's done, finally done. I hope for many comments. You're welcome.

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