Chapter: 1 - Bulma, mach es weg!! 3

Fanfic: Bulma, mach es weg!! 3

Chapter: Bulma, take it away !! 3

Welcome to the third part of my WB-FF !! ^^ 
 
In this part you can expect something very special ... ^^ But I won't reveal more before the dedications! 
 
 
Thääänks !! * fg * 
 
@DocSon: Hey sweedy! ^^ Um, yeah, I let my sadistic streak stand out a bit ... ^^ 
@AkikosWorld: If you tip over from your chair, I'll have to pay your medical expenses ... ^^ `And I can tell you one thing: Veggi won't get through this! ^^ 
@ Darkmäx: * wechrofl * grin just continue. ^^ 
@ SuesseLaura89: Hey! ^^ I've never got such a huge horny! ^^ ` 
@ Bardock Saiyan: Well how should I explain this to you? Complicated story ... but it is still to be clarified how this mysterious pregnancy came from the prince ... ^^ 
@ Chichi_17: Rum balls! * chuff * * laugh * ^^ 
@ Badgirl08: genius? I?? O.o Really? och, thank you ... * embarrassing * 
@IceCubesIrini: Hello! ^^ Veggi is really pregnant! and how it came about will be explained later.That’s what Bulma is responsible for. ^^ 
@Sway: Last but not least! ^^ Yes, it is predictable, but ... ^^ And I can reassure you that he will be saved from the birth (this sentence sounds strange ...-.- `). 
 
So, let's go! 
 
And: The author is not liable for any traumatic consequential damage. 
 
 
Session 3: Woman at the wheel ... 
 
The next few days were extremely strange for Vegeta. Once he was taking a nap in the living room when he was rudely awakened ... 
 
"Shit! Be quiet, he's sleeping!" 
"Yes yes, cool off, Bulma!" 
"I warned you. I'm leaving now. Yamcha wanted to come today." 
Vegeta heard the voices very close. 
"What do you think? Is there anything to it?" 
"Hard to say, I only heard it with one ear ... But Bulma can be trusted. Let's see ..." 
Now Vegeta was curious and opened her eyes. And immediately got a shock ... Leaning over him, Piccolo tapped his stomach curiously, behind which Krillin peeked under Piccolo's arm. 
“What's the shit?” Vegeta straightened up. Piccolo and Krillin jumped back in horror. 
"Uh ... hot day today, isn't it?" Picco began to fan himself with his cloak. 
"It's the end of November ..." -. - 
“Have you seen my contact lenses?” Krillin scurried across the carpet on his knees. 
* I'm surrounded by madmen * Vegeta shook her head. 
"You can stop the shit. What are you doing here?" 
"My contact lenses ..." 
"Aha, interesting. And Piccolo thought they were on my stomach, huh?" 
"Uh, yes!" Piccolo said it was unconvincing. 
"Duuu, Vegetaa?" 
"What?" 
"We ... ARE YOU REALLY PREGNANT ??" 
"... !!" 
"Well, Piccolo exchanged gossip with a little bird and - ouch, what was that for?" 
"You should shut up!" Piccolo growled between his teeth. 
"All right, all right ... but you don't have to hit right away!" cried Krillin, rubbing the bump. 
Vegeta got up and sat up in front of the two of them. 
"How did you two idiots come up with that?" he snapped at her. 
"As I said, kid, I heard a bird chirp." 
Vegeta started to shake. 
"Oh, oh, that was the wrong word ..." Krillin took a step or two backwards. 
A vein began to twitch Vegeta's forehead. He was about to give Piccolo a thrashing. But to the amazement of everyone involved, he turned and took a deep breath. 
"BUUUUULMAAAA !!! DAMN EARTH WOMAN, COME HERE IMMEDIATELY !!!" 
The whole house shook and a few cracks joined the ones that had already been there. 
 
Up in the bathroom, Bulma's lipstick went on its own and smeared her face with relish. 
"Argh, that Saiyan!" she screamed and tossed the poor lipstick on the wall where it stuck. Cursing, she rubbed the lipstick off her face and finally stomped out of the bathroom. 
"WHAT ?!" 
Bulma's voice made the house shake too. She stomped down the stairs and stopped in front of Vegeta with flashing eyes. 
Piccolo and Krillin appeared to the two like two angry bulls going after each other. 
"That there !!" Vegeta's arm snapped up and his index finger stopped in front of Piccolo's nose, twitching. 
"This is Piccolo ..." 
"Damn, I know this is the stupid green guy!" 
"Hey, who's green here?" 
"What about him now?" 
"You told him something about ... you-know-what!" 
“So it is true?” Krillin's eyes widened and chuckled. Then he looked at Piccolo. And then ... 
"MUAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!" Cackling, the two rolled around on the floor. 
"Vegeta is pregnant ..." Piccolo wiped a tear of laughter and started yelling again. Vegeta shivered. 
"Grrrrr… woman ?! You're goulash!" 
"Uh ... not really! That's a misunderstanding!"Bulma anxiously took a few steps backwards. 
But Vegeta didn't get around to processing Bulma into goulash, because something else caught everyone's attention ... 
 
At first the noise sounded like a crashing plane, then it turned into a squeak and screech and finally into a fireworks display. It banged hard and then it rained broken glass on the four people in the house. 
"What was that?" O.o ° 
"Did a bomb hit?" 
"..." 
"No, I don't think so. Have a look at that!" Vegeta pointed out to the garden. The others joined him curiously. 
"A mini flyer!" (Wow, I've never seen anything like it! ^^) 
"I even built it myself! How can this thing crash?" 
The answer, groaning, climbed out of the wreckage of the plane. 
"I should have guessed ..." -. - 
Bulma ran out the patio door and hurried to Yamcha. Piccolo and Krillin followed with a grin, followed by Vegeta. 
“Yamcha, are you all right?” Bulma stopped in front of him, worried. 
"Huh, how did that happen?" exclaimed Yamcha. (Imagine his voice really gay! ^^) "I'm sorry, my love, that I made such a mess in your garden!" 
He waved the dust from his gleaming white blouse (!) And straightened his tight leather pants. Bulma's eyes fell on the thong that you could see over the waistband. 
"What happened to you?" she asked in amazement. 
"Why do you think? Did I get something?" 
He touched his face, which was covered with make-up. 
"Not that ... with your" face "everything is fine ... I mean, why are you suddenly so ... gay ??" 
Yamcha grinned broadly at her with his pearly white smile. 
"That's why I'm here, sweetheart. May I introduce you to my boyfriend? Bear, come out and say hello to the nice people!" 
"Bear ... yuck ..." Piccolo ran cold down his back. 
Krillin just grinned stupidly from the laundry, but couldn't get used to Yamcha’s new outfit. 
And Vegeta started twitching ... 
 
And the bear also climbed out of the wreck. 
"Oh, Yamcha darling, what the fuck have you done with our jet?" Justin Timberlake joined Yamcha and wiped dirt off his jacket. (Sorry to all Justin fans ... ^^ 'But I hate that guy!) 
Yamcha shone like a nuclear waste dump. 
"Sorry, but he only speaks English. Justin, that's Bulma, Krillin, Piccolo and Vegeta!" He introduced them one by one. 
“Oh, hi, I'm Justin and I love you aaaaall!” One after the other, he gave everyone a big, fat smack on the cheek. 
"Fuck off you gay!" Vegeta pushed Justinchen away. Disgusted, he rubbed his cheek to remove every gay molecule from his non-gay body. 
"Yamcha, does he hate me?" Justinchen whimpered and hugged him fearfully. 
"But not, Bears. We all love you!" 
"I'm going to throw up in a minute." Vegeta choked symbolically and stuck her finger down her throat. The other three mentally agreed with him. 
"I knew it! His songs sound so gay, it had to be like that!" Piccolo muttered and then Krillin looked askance at him. 
"What? Do you think I don't have a radio?" 
 
Bulma turned back to Yamcha. 
"Do you know why you crashed?" 
“Nööö, not the bean!” Yamcha shook his head. 
"How about:" Woman "at the wheel?" it came from Vegeta, amused. 
Piccolo and Krillin snorted. But Bulma didn't find it all that amusing ... 
"Does that mean I can't fly my jet?" she snapped at Vegeta. 
"No, no, I have nothing against you, but against stupid queens!" replied Vegeta. 
Justinchen drew in a sharp breath. His (or rather her?) Index finger snapped out and shakily pointed at Vegeta. 
"He… he said the word !! He said the word!" 
Yamcha started to cry. 
"He said a boo! Bulma, that's not fair!" 
Now all three rolled on the floor, only Bulma looked at Yamcha pityingly. 
"Buhuhuuuu, I want to go to my Mamaaa! I don't like him!" Justinchen still pointed to Vegeta, who could no longer hold himself. Bulma patted both of them comfortingly on the back. 
"Shit, he didn't mean it! Come on into the house first." She kicked Vegeta when he called out again and Justin then burst into tears. 
 
 
 
Ok, I know the Yamcha-is-gay-story already exists in abundance ... but I don't care! ^^ In my story I can do what I want, so whoever has something to complain about should do it quietly or keep silent forever! ^^ At first I wanted to put Enrique Iglesias at his side, but we had that in a FF (think Judge Piccolo or something ... ^^) so someone else had to be here.And then "Cry me a River" was playing on the radio ... ^^ 
 
caya, your Ani

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