Fanfic: Große amerikanische Rache
Chapter: Where is such a human rights activist when you need him ?!
:;:;:;:; I'm nice and give you a new Kapi, even though I don't have two clerks from two different people yet ... But that's such a cruel Kapi, what's next! I really need someone with whom I can cry about it ... * howl *:;:;:;:
Chapter 5: Where's such a human rights activist when you need him ?!
The critters are really better than expected. I shot a few more torpedoes into the peacers, but the number kept growing. We couldn't do anything about it. Our ship was hijacked within a very short time. My group and the Americans were blindfolded and led into the secret hiding place of the Greenpeacer. A childlike tree house. "Let go of me, you eco-freaks!" Atze yells as she is dragged into another room. "Yes, what do you want from us?" Asks MC. but they just mean that we will "find out in a moment". Each of us is given a separate room and when I am in mine, the bandage is removed."We want information from you and if you don't cooperate, we will torture you!", They explain to me, but I just reply coldly: "You won't find out anything from me!" is finally a way to show how heroic I am. I mean, all I do on our adventure here is turn on the windshield wipers! And that's no longer possible, because we don't have a device that has windshield wipers ... at least I have to do something good here!
"Okay, whatever you want. Bring them in!" Calls the Greenpeace man and in the next moment a total of seven old grannies enter the room. "Uh, now I'm scared", I mean ironically and laugh at these idiots. Old grannies should be able to harm me? Who do they think I am ?! "Tie them up," says the peacer and I am tied to a chair behind me by some of his kind (Greenpeacers are a species of their own). "Attack," he says curtly and one of the grandmothers approaches me.In such a situation, one almost expects that Granny will pull a knife or machine gun to shoot you, but no. Something much worse comes: she hugs me! I am allergic to any kind of body contact !!!! What sadists !!!! "No, stop it!" I shout and try to tear myself away, but Grandma has me firmly in her grasp. The peacer gives a sign and now the other grannies come and hug and hug me. I almost die in the process.
"Are you finally talking?" The peacer wants to know and I just shake my head angrily. Why should I?! If another chick hugs me, I'll drop dead, then I can't talk anymore anyway ... But the peacer has thought of something much meaner.
"Mummy, you can," he says curtly and one of the grandmothers starts to smile. She comes up to me (in my mind I'm already making my will, by the way, you won't get it, commissary) and ... smooches me on the cheek! Such a disgusting, sloppy kiss ... NOEEEEIN !!!!Horror, horror! I can't take it anymore, I have to get out of here!
I tug at my bonds like a madman, but they won't go off. When Omi bends down again to smooch, I even try, out of sheer desperation, to bite the shackles, which doesn't work. Maybe I should have gone to the dentist more often ... Now that's what you got! But somebody probably means well to me: When the grandma bends down to me, the pocket knife falls out of her skirt pocket and cuts my bonds (which almost cut off my hand !!!). I take the chance and flee. "Stand still!", The peacer calls out and the grannies sigh in disappointment because their cuddly object is gone. I just slam the door in the guy's nose and lock the door. Then I am faced with a new problem: should I help my friends in their rooms or just leave?
:;:;:; Some of them may not believe me, but that about the grannies is really my personal horror idea.What do you do when an old woman comes up to you and wants to kiss you ?! It's disgusting ...
I also tried to match the personal fears of my other companions reasonably well. I think I managed to do it best at MC ... Coming in the next chapter! :;:;:;:;