Fanfic: Streik der Bösewichte

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Chapter: 1.

Voldemort's shoes rattled brightly across the hallway tiles. He headed energetically towards the large door of the room, which was ajar. He pushed it wide, whereupon the murmur that had escaped before stopped.
The evil fairies, witches, wizards, evil stepmothers and many other dark figures watched tense as their head majestically made his way through the fully occupied tables to his desk.
The room looked eerily gloomy, as the walls and tables were covered with black fabric.
Voldemort raised one of his emaciated hands and hit the wooden desk hard in front of him. Immediately the black sheets changed color and turned light gray, almost white. But only almost.
Astonished looks were exchanged between the dark figures. It seldom happened that their Master would light up the room.
He cleared his throat briefly and then began in an eerily threatening voice:

"I'm sure you all want to know why I called you all together ... It has an extremely important reason, the result of the election two months ago."He put a pair of old-fashioned glasses on his nose and began to read from a piece of paper in front of him.
"A whopping 86% were in favor of equal rights with the good guys, 14% against. That means we will apply to the good guys. Otherwise ..." he paused and tried in vain to look through the ranks with a smile " we go on strike. Hence the bright decoration. I did my best, but we are still banned from white. But that will change soon! "
There was roaring applause. The session was over.

A few hours later, Dracula, the witch from Hansel and Gretel, and Cinderella's stepmother met in the "Rattling Skeleton".
While they were discussing the lecture and ordering something to eat, the fairy godmother and Snow White sat at the next table, disguised in dark robes, unnoticed. The last daily newspaper from Gutenland lay spread out in front of them.
"Look at this!"Snow White ran her finger excitedly over the lines." >> Sleeping Beauty could not fall asleep <<, >> The 7 dwarfs failed to attack the stepmother << ... What are they doing? "
“Pssst!” The good fairy put her index finger to her mouth. "Just not so loud. I know the problem, that's why I wanted to go to this restaurant with you. Do you see the characters at the next table? My plan is ...

But the three friends didn't notice anything.
They have just been served their drinks, which they now sipped comfortably.
"I think Voldemort is right," said the witch. "The good guys have a lot more freedom and push us into a corner where we don't even want to go. That was also the case with me. Are you happy when the good guys demolish your houses just because it's made of gingerbread? It wouldn't have been so bad if they had at least worked through the damage properly, but no, the boy had to be so stupid when mucking out the goose that he locked himself up.I didn't find the key to it again until I ate the bread that the girl had baked. Who is so stupid and kneads keys into the dough?
Of course it was my fault again, and my face is more disfigured than before. "
She pointed to the large white spots on her face from the stove fire.

"One fries, one soup and one spaghetti.", Came the voice of the waiter Räuber Hotzenplotz, who put the plates down in front of them. They began to eat with relish.
Suddenly Dracula jumped up from his fries with red smeared mouth and dead pale face and raced towards the toilets.
The stepmother rose with a sigh. "I'll check on him ..."

Shortly afterwards, she found Dracula in front of the washbasin in the toilet.
"Man, Dracula ... you know you can't eat ketchup."
"Of course.", He growled. "I didn't order one either. But even you wouldn't be able to see it if it was secretly mixed in, you were color-blind.Those were the good guys ... as always. "
He looked at his watch. "Watch out! In 15 seconds somebody has to drop dead in the bar ..."
He was right. Shortly afterwards, a shocking scream rang out from the hallway.
"What did I say?"
Dracula quickly washed the ketchup off his face, but then the door was thrown open and Robin Hood stormed in.
"Aha! There we already have the culprit! You can't leave it alone, can you?"
"I'm innocent!" Wailed Dracula. But all resistance was of no use to him.
The door opened again and Sleeping Beauty came in with a sleepy expression.
"I'm sorry!" She moaned after yawning extensively around the group. "I once had a little sleep attack ..."
Robin Hood punished her with an angry look. "Are you quiet !!!" he hissed. “You just screwed up an arrest for me!” Angry, he turned away and rushed out of the room with giant strides.
The princess ran after, crying."I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! ...", one could hear her wail over and over again.
Dracula let out a sigh of relief.
"You were lucky again," said the stepmother. "But this situation has shown us once again how unfairly we are being treated. You can't even go out to eat in peace in your own city!"