Chapter: dinner for one

Tini-chan: Hi guys! * smile *
Bina-chan: Welcome to the anime version of "Dinner for One". I have support from my best friend Tini-chan.
Tini-chan: * wink * Yep! And now I'll briefly explain the signs to you.
* Reactions or things that are done *
//Thoughts//
(Remarks)
Bina-chan: We will take over the moderation. And by the way, I also direct. * happy *
Tini-chan: Now we come to the cast. As Tiger Kero-chan from Card Captor Sakura.
Kero-chan: Thank you! I want to thank all of my fans for this award.
Tini-chan & Bina-chan: * sweatdrop * You didn't win a prize.
Kero-chan: Don't you?
Bina-chan: No, but if you play in this piece you will definitely win one. I mean by your talent. * Wrap kero-chan around your finger *
Kero-chan: * blushes * Oh, I'm not that great either.
Bina-chan: When Miss Sophie Urd from Oh! My Goddess.
Urd: * wink * Hi!
Tini-chan: // What the ...? //
Bina-chan: Um ... Urd!I don't think you're wearing the right outfit.
Urd: Why? (She wears a wide-cut black dress with a slit.)
Tini-chan: I think it's unlikely that Miss Sophie would dress so freely.
Urd: But that blonde guy said this was my costume.
Bina-chan: // I feared something like that. // * sigh * Please change your clothes.
Urd: OK! // I liked the dress. //
Tini-chan: Blond guy? Tell me who did you hire as James?
Bina-chan: Well ... * hesitant *
Sanji: Hello you sweeties!
Tini-chan: * lower jaw * HIM ??? !!!
Sanji: The meal is ready. What do you think if we ...
Tini-chan & Bina-chan: NO !!!
Bina-chan: // I can already guess what you're up to. //
Sanji: * disappointed * then not.
Bina-chan: So all men at their posts! We'll start right away.
Tini-chan: * cough * This is a rework of "Dinner for One".
Bina-chan: We kept the original text.
Tini-chan: * incredulously * do we?
Bina-chan: // Uppsi. Caught!// Um. Mostly...
Tini-chan: It's better.
Bina-chan: Oh wait a minute! We still have to change. * height *
Tini-chan: Moving?
Bina-chan: Yep! * to the readers * See you soon.

Tini-chan & Bina-chan: (in gray suits) * appear *
Bina-chan: * bow * Dear audience. Ladies and gentlemen. We are here at Miss Sophie's country house.
Tini-chan: Miss Sophie invited her four best friends to a birthday dinner. However, there is a little difficulty in doing this, because they have all already died.
Bina-chan: // "Small" difficulty is good. // Since the gentlemen cannot appear themselves for understandable reasons, they are represented by their butler James.
Tini-chan: The procedure for this "Dinner for One" has been the same for years. James will keep asking: The same procedure as last year? (The same procedure as last year?)
Bina-chan: To which Miss Sophie will answer: The same procedure as every year. (The same procedure as every year)Tini-chan: Now you will be able to watch this most unusual birthday dinner that has ever existed without any effort. //Fact? //
Bina-chan: I now wish you a lot of pleasure. And here is James. * refer to Sanji *

James: * prepares everything and stumbles (how else could it be) over the tiger head *
Kero-chan: Hey, are you crazy ??? * grr *
Bina-chan: Cut! All back to the beginning. Kero-chan get off Sanji! * sigh *
Kero-chan: Why should I? * sits on Sanji *
Sanji: Get off me. * uff *
Bina-chan: So really Kero-chan! Didn't you read the script?
Kero-chan: A genius like me doesn't need that! * puffed up *
Bina-chan: * doubt * I think so. He's got to trip over your head, otherwise the whole thing won't be weird.
Kero-chan: I don't think that's funny.
Bina-chan: What do you think of that, Tini-chan?
Tini-chan: * smile * Well, I always have a great time when James trips over the tiger's head.
Bina-chan: There you hear it. And now on!James: * prepares everything and trips over the tiger head * (This time without incident.)
Kero-chan: * grumble *
James: * strokes the "Tiger" on the head *
GONG!
Miss Sophie: * eschein *
James: Good evening Miss Sophie, good evening.
Miss Sophie: Good evening, James.
James: You are looking very well this evening, Miss Sophie. * Puff heart with the cigarette *
Bina-chan: // This $ (= &&%? # *)% // * grrr * // Stop it! //
Miss Sophie: Well I am feeling very much better, thank you, James.
James: Good, good.
Miss Sophie: I must say that everything looks nice.
James: Thank you very much, Miss Sophie, thank you
Miss Sophie: Is everybody here?
James: Indeed, they are, yeah. Yes ... They are all here for your anniversary, Miss Sophie.
Miss Sophie: // I don't see anything. // All five places are laid out?
James: All laid out as usual.
Miss Sophie: // I still don't see anything. Must be pretty small guys. // Sir Toby?
James: Sir Toby, yes, he's sitting here this year Miss Sophie.
Miss Sophie: Admiral von Schneider?James: Admiral von Schneider is sitting here, Miss Sophie.
Miss Sophie: Mr. Pommeroy?
James: Mr. Pommeroy I put round here for you.
Miss Sophie: And my very dear friend Mr. Winterbottom?
James: On your right as you requested, Miss Sophie!
Miss Sophie: Thank you, James. You may now serve the soup.
James: // I'll do everything for you, honey. // The soup, thank you very much, Miss Sophie, thank you. They are all waiting for you. * stumbles over the tiger head *
Spectator: Uhuhuhuhu !!! * laugh *
Bina-chan: What is that? * shiver * * turn * NAGA !!! // Sch§% & = who let them in here? // Um ​​... well let's go on
James: Little drop of mulligatawny soup, Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: I am particularly fond of mulligatawny soup, James. // Boo! //
James: Yes, I know you are.
Miss Sophie: I think we'll have Sake with the soup.
Bina-chan: STOP !!! That will not do. * Hair up *
Urd: What did I do wrong?
Tini-chan: Not sake but sherry.
Urd: Oh. // I would prefer sake. //Bina-chan: Do the whole thing again!

Miss Sophie: I think we'll have sherry with the soup.
James: Sherry with the soup, yes ... Oh by the way, the same procedure as last year Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: The same procedure as every year, James.
James: The same procedure as every year, James ... * Goes to get the bottle and stumbles over the tiger's head *
Kero-chan: // This is animal cruelty. Calls "Green-Peace" //
Miss Sophie: Is that a dry sherry, James?
James: Yes, a very dry sherry, Miss Sophie ... very dry. Straight out of the cellar, this morning, Miss Sophie. * Pour Miss Sophie and the imaginary guests *
* Sir Toby has to refill it as usual *
* stumbles over the tiger head *
Miss Sophie: Sir Toby! * raises the glass *
James: Cheerio, Miss Sophie!
Miss Sophie: Admiral von Schneider!
James: Ad ... Must I say it this year, Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: Just to please me, James. * wink *
Bina-chan: // Is THAT in the script? //
James: // But always! // Just to please you. Very good, yes, yes ... Skol!* hits the heels a little too hard *
Naga: Uhuhuhuhuh!
Tini-chan: // Can someone turn them off ?! //
Miss Sophie: Mr. Pommeroy!
James: Happy New Year, Sophie!
Miss Sophie: And dear Mr. Winterbottom!
James: Well, here we are again, old lovely ...
Miss Sophie: // Munch a little more so that I can understand you even better. // You may now serve the fish.
James: Fish. Very good, Miss Sophie. Did you enjoy the soup?
Miss Sophie: // How to take it. // Delicious, James.
James: Thank you, Miss Sophie, glad you enjoyed it. Little bit of North Sea haddock, Miss Sophie. * serves the fish, but then ... *
Seagull: * stupid look * mine! (Appears in "Finding Nemo")
Bina-chan: // Please don't! // * open your eyes *
even more seagulls: mine! Mine! Mine!
Tini-chan: That wasn't planned, was it?
Bina-chan: * dry tone * Not at all!
Tini-chan: * also dry tone * I thought so.
Seagulls: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
Bina-chan: WITHDRAWAL !!! * flee *Seagulls: * rush on the food * mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

Bina-chan: Thank God the critters are gone!
Tini-chan: You can say that out loud! * Pluck seagull feather out of your hair *
Bina-chan: Good! * Pull seagull (!) Out of your hair * Let's go on!
Seagull: Mine! * Look at Bina-chan *
Bina-chan: // How did I deserve this? // What the heck ... As I said, let's move on!

Miss Sophie: I think we'll have white wine with the fish. //I could get used to that.//
James: White wine with the fish? Sorry, Miss Sophie! White wine, yes. Fish, no. * Sweatdrop *
Miss Sophie: Um ... OK! Only white wine. // That's fine with me too. //
James: The same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: The same procedure as every year, James!
James: Yeah ...
Miss Sophie: Sir Toby!
James: Cheerio, Sophie, me gal ...
Miss Sophie: Admiral von Schneider!
James: Oh, must I, Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: James, please, please ...
James: Skol! * hits the heels *Miss Sophie: Mr. Pommeroy!
James: Happy New Year, Sophie gal!
Miss Sophie: Mr. Winterbottom!
James: You look younger than ever, love! Younger than ever! Ha, ha, ha ...
Miss Sophie: // I'm getting scared. // Please serve the chicken! (Don't worry, it's none of the seagulls.)
Bina-chan: * covers "her" seagull's eyes *
Seagull: Mine!
Bina-chan: The poor don't necessarily have to see that.
James: Ya ... * flute *
Miss Sophie: That looks a fine bird!
James: // I see a bird that is even more beautiful. // * hicks * That's a lovely chu ... chuk ... chiken, that I'll tell you, a lovely ...
Miss Sophie: // It's fine! // I think we'll have champagne with the bird! // Strange text! Why should I drink champagne with a bird? //
James: Champagne, ya ... Sssssame, same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: The same procedure as every year, James! // How often should I tell you that? //
James: Sophie, me gal ...
Miss Sophie: Admiral von Schneider!
James: Must I, Miss Sophie?Miss Sophie: James!
James: Schkolll! *lyre*
Miss Sophie: Mr Pommeroy!
James: Happy New