THE INTERVIEW

So, and here again something from the notorious Heiroka1 and edogabond forge * gg * This time (as so often) we were bored again and we had a fixed idea that became this one on the computer. I hope you enjoy it as much as we do. XDDD * knuffz *
Have fun!
--- dedicated to our WM HEROES ---

THE INTERVIEW
(So, now look how many footballers you can find in it)

The Süddeutsche Zeitung with the first exclusive interview of the two singers of the national anthem at the opening game of the 2010 World Cup - LaKloBa and KloBaLa PoNeuMe

Interview-Futzi: "Hello. First of all, congratulations on yours
Career breakthrough after the spectacular appearance in the opening game. you
now have a lot of offers from managers. What many readers
interested: How did you come up with your unusual name? "
Isy: "It's a long story and it starts - how else could it be - with football.We have
Four years ago at the game against Argentina, she hugged our flags out of sheer excitement
Thrown around the area and, in a fit of creativity, gave the flags a name. "
Ginchen: "We always smiled when we saw our players running onto the field
and now you can guess which players we like best based on our names. "
Isy: "As you can see, there is something in common between us and the footballers, nobody has that
real desire for real German ... "
IF: "* laughs his ass off * We asked readers questions for us too
that they would like to ask you; the most frequently asked questions
I will ask today. The other tomorrow ... * grins * The most important of all questions
first: Why did you want to become a V.I.P.s? "
G: "Oh, the answer is very simple! We thought the V.I.P. Lounge at the Berlin stadium was so great.Then thought
we ourselves - we have to go there! "
IF: "When did you see them?"
I: "Metze showed us!"
IF: "In what way?"
I: "There's a DVD like that, but we don't want to advertise it now, it definitely contained one
Tour of the Berlin stadium. Well, as I said, the lounge was just awesome. So actually have
We owe our application and the current success only to Metze. "
G: "We are so grateful to you Metze !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
IF: "What would you like to promote if you had the opportunity?"
G: "Clearly, vacation trips to the Philippines and hat (h) e, certain chewing gum ..."
I: "Language trips to Portugal, Poland and of course to French-speaking Switzerland, butchers, trips to the
Savannah to the lions ... "
G: "And yogi teas!"
I: "Balls! With paint! New cities, toilets, lakes ..."
G: "Beer and courtyards, Bernd the bread ..."
I: "Tailors, fields, a La (h) mm ..."
G: "Pigs! And climbers. I think that's it. Right?"IF: "Yeah that's a lot, we could end your life in advertising
set management. Next question: which words helped you the most
in difficult times? "
G&I: "LAME! Klose! Metze!
IF: "Interesting choice of words ..."
G: "No, no, no, that goes on! We have our top 11!" (Both) "Balle! Poldi! Schneider! Timo!"
By! Grinsi-Klinsi! Olli! Odo! "
IF: "Ah ... yes, very informative. So, next question: Where do you have the national anthem
Always practiced? "
I: "In the loo by the lake in a new city with lots of noise!"
IF: "Yes, you can tell that you like to shoot in the toilet ..."
G: "But only if there was beer in the yard afterwards!"
IF: "You won't believe it, but someone really posted that question! What
Would you do it with a wet towel? "
G: "I (F) wring it out." * Grins *
IF: "What is your favorite grocery store?"
I: "(as if hypnotized) butcher's shop, where there are lots of La (h) mm chops !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"IF: "What is your favorite adjective?"
G&I: "LAME !!!!!!!!!!!"
IF: "Which book do you like and why?"
G: "Olli the titan who can do everything, because it's an exciting book about the young Olli from Neu Ville, who
wants to become a tailor. The tension completely carries you away. And yours?"
I: "A (r) ch nee, Friedrich, what did you do with the lacquer balls? It's about the son of a butcher Fried-
rich, who accompanies the adventurous hat maker Robert on his journey. Written very emotionally,
nothing for weak nerves."
IF: "Counter question, which book do you not like at all and why?"
I: "The silence of the lamblers, they should kindly sing along!
G: "Sheepless in Seattle. Without sheep, no La (h) mm!"
IF: "What about the Bible? Who is your favorite person?"
G: "! DAVID!"
I: "... with the red shoes!"
IF: "KloBaLa, you come from the East, what do you hate most, what has been said about you
becomes?"
I: "The word Fischköpke!Honestly, who wants to be Köpke? "
IF: "What was your worst nightmare? First LaKloBa."
G: "Oh, that was really serious, my grandma Hilde was on fire!"
I: "That my brother Bastian mounts the pigs!"
IF: "Here's a question from a comic freak. Who is your favorite superhero?"
I: "Lee (h) -man hoping for beer! * Grins *
G: "Klins-Man, from ball boy to ball man!"
IF: "What are your hobbies?"
G: "If we're not in the gate, we go skiing, for example."
I: "I had a jans en funny experience with a Russian. I drove past him and he said:" Po (ah)
dol (l) ski! "
G: "Our Russian extreme sports teacher with a small speech impediment - he always says T instead of L - always wanted to be with us
"Timbo ow Ski" go! "
I: "Our Swiss ski instructor always says when we don't understand something:" Oh, Ger hald in the Mertes field! "
But our newest hobby is connected with a new painting technique called: Fabi to Ernst. "
IF: "And how is that supposed to work?"G: "You throw with colored Leh (m), man!"
IF: "Okay ... let's move on to another question: if you are promoting language trips
want to do, what about language skills? Portuguese?
I: "Uh ... forca? I can just say" com uma forca "..."
G: "Ay, allez les bleus!"
I: "Forza Italia. I don't like to say ^^"
IF: "How about English?"
G: "No, vhot? N (y) e ..."
IF: "Penultimate question: what would you be today if you hadn't become stars?"
I&G: "PLAYER WOMAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
IF: "Has something life-threatening ever happened to you?"
G: "When we came back from a Hawaii party with friends - we were all a bit drunk - and through
went to a residential area with hanging clotheslines, I thought to myself, why don't you get up there? And
Andy called: "Do you mean chris (t) that?" And I called back: "Jens exactly!"
I: "But the best is yet to come: Marcell the smart guy runs around with a torch from the party and flies fullabout Andy's leg and about me a, so practically about olle (Olli). The torch comes to the rope and the bu (e) r
nt all at once! And then Marcell cut the clothesline and ran away! But there I am to a man
Policemen over there and slam over: Lu kasch the one who is still logged in ... "
G: "Then I jumped straight into the adjoining field and only heard the policeman her
yells at: "What are you doing to me oh, (t) s lav yourself !!!"
I: "Yes, yes, but the story is not over yet. Then another guy from T- (i) Mobile came along and moaned
go: "I don't want to see any of you in the field by car!", although we actually don't actually drive
were there, but never mind ... "
IF: "According to the motto of my uncle Jürgen who likes to drink:" Asa alcohol, asa moa (h)
Problems! * laughs * With that in mind, I thank you for the interview and say goodbye. "

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Isy Böckmann & Ginchen Gerg