Chapter: 2nd chapter

So, finally the 2nd chapter! I would be happy about clerks again ^ - ^

second chapter

He grinned nastily and looked at them one by one.
"And one more thing. You can use your throwing knives. You must be ready to kill me if you want the bells."
"But Sensei, that's way too dangerous!" Shouted Sakura.
"Exactly!", Came Naruto, "We could really kill them! They are so lame, they couldn't even avoid the sponge!"
Kakashi looked at Naruto. //Take it easy…//
"As usual, the worst acts up the most ... well, let's leave that and go."
A vein pulsed on Naruto's forehead.
// THE WORST !! THE WORST!! //
He pulled a kunai out of his pocket, lifted it over his head, and wanted to throw it at Kakashi, but he was no longer where Kakashi was standing. He stood behind Naruto, grasped Naruto's with one hand, and pushed Naruto's head down a little with the other hand. He pulled Naruto's hand back with the kunai, and brought it to a stop just before his neck.Naruto stared at him out of the corner of his eye.
"Don't be too hasty. I haven't given the start signal yet, have I ?!"
Sakura looked at Kakashi. //Incredible…! There was no movement to be seen.
Sasuke smiled a little. // So this is a Jou-Nin ... //
"Okay, now you're ready to kill me ... So have you finally accepted me ?!"
Kakashi looked at her and loosened his grip a little.
"Huhähä ... now I could like you guys. Let's start ..."
// I have to defeat him, otherwise I'll be separated from Sasuke ... //
"Finished…"
// The others shouldn't be a block on my leg ... // Sasuke looked at Sakura and Naruto.
"COME ON!!"
The three suddenly disappeared. Kakashi looked around.
"As the word 'ninja' says, a ninja should be able to hide perfectly."
He scratched his head. // Good, so you guys are hiding. //
Sasuke was sitting on the branch of a tree, pushing a branch out of the way to better observe Kakashi. Sakura crouched under a bush.Naruto came out of hiding and stood in front of Kakashi.
"GO! LET'S FIGHT !!"
"You ... you are kind of weird ..."
"YOUR HAIR STYLE MAY BE SLOPED !!"
He stormed towards Kakashi. Kakashi looked at him carefree, and put his hand in his pocket. Naruto saw this and stopped. Kakashi looked up at the sky again.
"An important part of ninja strategies is body art. I'll teach you that ..."
He was fasting for something in his pocket. Naruto looked at him. // The body art is also called ninja wrestling. Still, Sensei Kakashi wants to use a gun ?! //
Kakashi pulled what he was holding out of his pocket. It was 'Das Flirt-Paradies 2'. Naruto looked at him questioningly.
"What is it? Come on!" Said Kakashi without looking up from the book.
"Yes, but ... So, why a book?"
"Oh that ?! I want to know what happens next. Don't bother. There are no problems with you guys, so I can read a little."
Naruto looked at him in amazement, then anger grabbed him and he pushed up his sleeve."WHAT ?! NA WAIT ..."
Naruto pushed himself off the floor, clenched his left hand into a fist, and wanted to hit Kakashi's shoulder with it, but Kakashi's shoulder carelessly fended off the blow with his right hand. //What?! // Naruto, still in the air, took his left foot back and tried to kick Kakashi's head, but Kakashi's head just crouched down in a split second. His eyes were still on the book and he turned a page. Naruto landed and raced at Kakashi again. He raised his fist and hurled it at the crouched Kakashi. But the blow went nowhere. Kakashi was no longer sitting in front of Naruto. He was sitting behind him!
"A ninja can't leave his back uncovered, you idiot."
Sakura is a little startled. // Eh ?! // She looked at Kakashi. HE was still crouching, but he had closed the book and was clutching it with his hands, little and ring fingers folded, and middle and index fingers outstretched and folded, thumbs resting on the index fingers .// Is that something about the tiger sign ?! Mmm? Unbelievable ... This is too much for Naruto! //
"NARUTO! LEAVE FAST! YOU WILL BE KILLED!"
"Huh?"
Naruto looked around in amazement.
"Too late.", It sounded from behind Naruto. Kakashi's eyes flashed and he pushed Naruto away with his index and middle fingers. Naruto flew him high in the lake.
"The most secret of the Konoha's secret body arts! An absolute one
Killer! "
Sakura grumbled to herself. //Nonsense. That wasn't ninja art, and what does 'absolute killer' mean here? That's no worse than one
Enema!"
Sasuke shook his head when he saw that. // Two idiots. Tss! //
Naruto flew into the water with a splash. Kakashi turned a page in amusement.
A few beads of sweat ran down Sakura's face. // This superiority is unfair! What do you expect from us ?! //
Two throwing stars flew out of the water. Kakashi caught them both without even looking up from the book and laughed at what they had read.The throwing stars spun on his fingers.
Naruto finally pulled ashore. He gasped for air.
"Hey, what is it? If you don't have a bell by lunchtime, you won't get anything to eat, do you understand?"
Kakashi looked down at him.
"I damn it!"
"You want to beat the Hokages, don't you? You'll have to practice a little to do that ..."
"Shit! Shit! Shit! I can fight hunger too!" Yelled Naruto.
Sakura's stomach growled. // It's not just breakfast ... Because of my diet, I haven't even eaten since last night. I'm hungry! //
"BEFORE I WAS JUST CAREFULLY !!" Naruto yelled.
Kakashi's gaze was still on the book. He turned and walked away from Naruto.
"How do you say: 'Extreme caution is required'!"
Naruto hit the floor with his fist.
"DAMNED!!! "
Kakashi shook his head disinterestedly and walked on. But suddenly 6 Naruto doppelgangers appeared out of the water.Naruto got up and looked at Kakashi.
"Hey, that's my strong point! My shadow doubles are not without! 'Extreme caution is required', but not only for me!
Kakashi turned around.
"Hm ... No doubles, but shadow doubles. No afterimages, but independent beings ... With your strength you can hold this art for a maximum of one minute. Even if you make a lot of wind and do great things, you are only Naruto. You can me with your art do not beat. "
Kakashi felt something on his back.
"W-what? Behind me?"
One of Naruto's doppelgangers had snuck behind Kakashi and jumped on his back. The other Narutos raced towards him.

Uriko looked at the clock.
// Hm ... 11 am ... Survival training doesn't take that long ... Something's wrong! //
She got up and put on her chucks. Sakura had told her where the exam was taking place, and she went there. In a few minutes she was there.But there was no trace of Sakura. She heard noise in the direction of the lake. Uriko jumped on a branch and made his way to the source of the noise. She stayed hidden in the shade of the leaves and let her gaze wander over the surroundings.
Uriko had found the exam site. In the center of the plane was ER, Kakashi Hatake, and Uriko blushed slightly when she saw him. On his back sat a shadow double, a blond boy whose face was like that of a fox. // That has to be Naruto ... //
"A ninja can't leave his back uncovered, right Sensei Kakashi ?!" Naruto shouted.
Kakashi looked at him in surprise.
"With the art of shadow doubles, I let a being come out of the lower watercourse and sent it backwards. Before that, I was attacked from behind, but I can do better!"
Uriko smiled. // He's not bad, but he's dealing with a Jou-Nin ... //
"You are amazed, aren't you Sensei ?!"
Naruto shot at Kakashi, and WHAM!Kakashi was gone and he'd met one of his doppelgangers.
"W-what ?!"
The doppelgangers fell to the ground. But Naruto had jumped up again and yelled at some of his doppelgangers.
"YOU ARE DEFINITELY SENSEI KAKASHI! YOU HAVE TURNED INTO NARUTO!"
The doppelgangers pounced on each other and beat themselves to a pulp. Then Naruto got too stupid. He dissolved art and stood alone in a wide hallway.
Uriko smiled. // Such a fool ... That was the art of swapping ... //
Naruto looked around brokenly. But suddenly something caught his eye.
"A bell !!! Sensei Kakashi must have lost it!"
He ran to the bell and wanted to pick it up, but when he reached for it, he had unfortunately fallen into Kakashi's trap. Naruto was tapped into a noose, which was now closing and pulling him up. He dangled helplessly from the tree.
"SO WHAT IS THAT?! "
Kakashi walked up to Naruto and picked up the bell.
"Think carefully before using an art.Otherwise it could easily be exploited by the enemy ... Besides ... don't tap such a simple trap so easily, idiot. A ninja should always know the downside of the downside ... "
Uriko looked up in amazement. Kakashi was chatting with Naruto the whole time, ignoring his surroundings. // Why is he so naked? //
Suddenly some throwing knives and throwing stars whizzed out of the trees. Uriko wanted to scream to warn Kakashi, but too late.
They hit Kakashi right in the face.
"Hey, Sasuke don't exaggerate like that!" Naruto shouted.
Kakashi went down. Uriko let out a sigh of relief.
Kakashi had used the art of swapping again, swapping his body for that of a tree stump. But there was one thing that Uriko hadn't expected. Kakashi sat next to her on the branch.
"So that's where Sasuke is hiding ..." he said.
Uriko stared at him and Kakashi smiled.
"Hello Uriko ..."
"W-what ..."
"You hid best ... it took a lot of work to find you ...""How did you know ..."
"How did I know you were here? I felt watched the whole time ... with a more attentive look than any Ge-Nin would have. It was then clear to me that a Jou-Nin must be here ... Oh ... and try not even helping Sakura. "
Uriko smiled at him.
"I'm not here to help her. I just wanted to know how she's doing. And it looks like all three will fail ... this test is similar to mine back then ..."
"I see you didn't give Sakura any tips ... Good ... please stay out of it in the future."