Vegetas Tagebuch

Vegetas Tagebuch
Translation

Vegeta's diary

Here is a little about Veeges living on vacation, I hope you like it, but just do it yourself.

June 15: Bulma proposed to travel. She says two or three weeks. In an expensive club, of course. I asked her why this should be good and she said, "For relaxation, of course." All I need is sleep. When I told her that, of course she was upset again and well, she just persuaded me. And so it is fixed that we fly. Unfortunately, Kakarott comes along with an attachment. Such a crap!

June 18: Well, today we arrived at this hotel. Trunks and Bra were absolutely thrilled and Bulma decided not to wait long and went straight to the beach. To me she said I shouldn't train and I should also be really good. Do! Maybe Kakarott would like to do a little sparring. Well, at least there's a lot to eat.

June 19: There is also a disco here and Bulma really wants to go there with me. Never in my life do I make a fool of myself in there.Trunks was there with Goten yesterday, of course. It's really hot all day and I lie on the beach and try to ignore these stupid girls who giggle all the time and push idiotic messages like "It's crisp". And that to me, the Saiyan prince! Kakarott doesn't want to fight me on top of that, he thinks it's a vacation after all, I should relax and just lie down and do nothing. I can't just lie down and look! Until the next meal. I'll just ask Trunks or Goten.

June 20: Tomorrow I have to learn Bra to swim. I promised her and if she asks me something I can never say no. Kakarott had a not so bad idea: he recommend me to swim, it would be a great workout and the sea would be big enough. Well .. finally he uttered something useful. It was really great!

June 21: Well, Bra is now a relatively good swimmer. I admit it was fun even though at first she just clung to me and almost strangled me.But when she could, we had a lot of fun and I wasn't allowed to get out of the water until we had a swimming competition. Because I'm not like that, I let them win. I like my little girl, she is as vulnerable as Bulma. Incidentally, she plays the beach beauty. And me? I'll try the bar.

June 23: Oh man, oh man. Kakarott had to keep me company in the bar and then we got the idea to test how much alcohol a Saiyajin can handle. We both thought it was a lot. Well, we were both wrong. Bulma says she never wants to see me drunk again! I can't remember anything, but she says we behaved horribly. I am said to have suggested conquering the earth and Kakarott was immediately enthusiastic. You can see what strange effects a few cocktails can have. Well, according to Bulma, we both wanted to start small, namely with the hotel.She said I almost pulverized the facility with a final flash, but Trunks knocked me down. Kakarott should then say something like "Ha! Us Saiyajin can't be stopped so easily!" yelled and he even attacked Trunks. However, it missed it by at least 10 meters. Then the boy knocked him out too. beaten. Bulma is certain that otherwise we would have pulverized the planet. I think that's exaggerated, but as I said, I don't know anything except that I still have a headache.

June 24th: Bulma has not yet given up trying to get me to this disco. How annoying. What am I supposed to do there? Dance? I am a prince! I never do anything humiliating in my life!

June 26: So yesterday I went to the disco. However, I got a reward for it. Well ... under the circumstances, I'll go in there every day because of me. It was just embarrassing Kakarott, but is there anything new that he is embarrassing me? He acted like an idiot! When does he not do that?Trunks was there too and was flabbergasted when he saw me. One of the girls was amazed when she heard Trunks call me "Pop". She said I look so young. Another actually wanted to question me about my son! What nonsense, she should ask him herself if she's so interested. Tst, Earthlings. And women especially, you should write a book about them.

June 27: It was hotter than ever today. I was in the sea practically all day. Bra kept me company and we splashed around. Shortly afterwards Trunks joined us and then Bulma came too. We had a lot of fun, we splashed wet and Bulma even wanted to steal my swimming trunks. Really, in front of the children .. By the way, Bulma told me afterwards that she had rarely seen me so happy. Well, I was in a good mood all day, I carried Bra on my shoulders and then bought her an ice cream. Trunks used the opportunity for the "loving son" and because I was - as I said - very happy, he got something too.June 28: Bulma says we should go for a walk on the beach at night, that would be very romantic. And we would be undisturbed. How many children does she want? Well, we don't have any money problems ...

June 29: Well, I fulfilled Bulma's wish and if I said I didn't like it, it would be a lie. During the day there was also something going on, Kakarott got the idea that we should dive for mussels. How old is this guy anyway? I was more mature when I was 3 years old! But Bra thought the idea was great, maybe just because Chichi told her what beautiful necklaces can be made out of shells. And when Bra asks me something, I just can't cold-heartedly say no. Oh man, I would never have dared to dream that I, the cold-hearted, cruel Saiyan prince who is able to wipe out entire planets without blinking an eyelid ... that a little girl can influence me in this way. Anyway, so I went diving with Kakarott and Bra got her clams.I even found one with a pearl in it

June 30th: In the night from yesterday to today there was a bad thunderstorm. Trunks didn't care, Bulma was also a little queasy and Bra burst into tears with every thunder or lightning bolt. The bottom line was that there were four of us in a double bed. What nonsense, Trunks is no longer a baby! I just hope my cushion was soft. I didn't have one anymore. Bra also had something comfortable to lie on: me. She told me a hundred times that she was scared. I just replied, "Bra, there's only one thing you should be afraid of tonight, namely falling out of bed." Well, I didn't sleep that bad. It was just embarrassing when Kakarott wanted to wake us up in the morning. He found us roughly in the following pose: Bulma had clung to my arm, Bra was more on top of me than in bed and Trunks had made himself comfortable in between. Kakarott had laughed and said I was a real family man. I hate him ... Otherwise there wasn't much going on today, apart from the fact that I decided to visit the bar a second time.Kakarott came with me (how do you get rid of this guy?). Bulma also accompanied us to “prevent the apocalypse.” Well, she shouldn't know exactly how much alcohol she can tolerate either. So I carried her to the room ...

June 31: We are leaving tomorrow. At least I don't have to see Kakarott's stupid grin every day. Today we decided to go to the shopping streets, or, more precisely, Bra and Bulma decided. Trunks and I dragged all this stuff in the scorching heat. As a consolation, we treated ourselves to a giant ice cream sundae. Trunks was delighted and even said, "Dad, you're the best!" When he says so.

July 1st: Today was the departure. Trunks, me, Son Goten and Kakarott - we all cursed this damn slow plane because we would have been at least a hundred times as fast. The food really sucks, to say the least brutal. It also looked like someone did that with it .. but it doesn't matter. Much worse was that I could (almost) not move for the two hours.I was close to freaking out, Bulma talking to me the whole time. When we were finally there, not only was I overjoyed that I could stretch my legs. We all had lunch together at the airport. I wonder why Bulma and Bra always say my stomach must be a black hole. Just because I'm hungry. Kakarott, Trunks and Goten were no different - no wonder with the meal on the plane! Bulma just sighed and said, “That Saiyan!” Hey, I'm proud of my parentage! I am a prince! By the way, I promised Bra that we'd go to the fair tomorrow.

End!! Hope you liked the story.