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Appropriate types of death
So, this is a listing of some professions and how they die ^^
The gardener bites the grass.
The waiter drops the spoon.
The gymnast dies.
The electrician is hit.
The spatula manufacturer scrapes off.
The conductor is on his last legs.
The officer falls asleep gently.
The dentist leaves a painful void.
The greengrocer looks at the radishes from below.
The fencer jumps over the blade.
The cleaning lady never returns.
The lawyer stands before the last court.
The car dealer gets under the wheels.
The forester enters the eternal hunting grounds.
The rabbi is crossing the Jordan.
The gynecologist is leaving.
The hermit is called home.
The tenor hears the angels sing.
The marathon runner is carried out feet first.
The tensioner is away from the window.
The watchmaker is at the last hour.
The priest blesses the temporal.The sheikh gets his last unction.
The gravedigger digs his own grave.
The castle owner gives up the ghost.
The ski jumper makes a departure.
The cook appears before his creator.
The rally driver is going to hell.
The handicraft teacher suffocates.
The chimney sweeper disappears.
The actor leaves the stage.
The drunkard drowns.
The rock star makes an Elvis.
The clown is getting a heart attack.
The ornithologist makes the flutter.
The ferryman is over.
The historian is history.
The ice cream seller is already cold.
The gymnast does the tackle.
The protester rests in peace.
The Spreewald makes the mosquito.
The mime makes the exit.
The motorcyclist scratches the curve.
The hermaphrodite is different.
The teacher fills the coffin.