Chapter: Give Knutscher Kleener

So I wrote this one shot at ITAmaus' request. Please don't kill me for pairing; __; That was her wish; __;
Okay, enjoy reading
* retract head *
Komis are welcome as always, death threats are passed on to the perpetrator;)

In the Akatsuki headquarters there is a lot of turbulence. Everyone was busy and bustling around. Today Itachi and the shark man were supposed to bring a special boy with them. Nobody knew who this boy was, but still prepared everything. Because the leader had ordered it that way. Now it slowly became calmer, but still no sign of Kisame and the Uchiha.
After 10 minutes a rumble and rumble could be heard. The sign of it, the kisame, as always flew up the stairs. Everyone waited in the common room, except for Deidara who just stormed out to see what they had brought in. On the way there he trailed over Kisame's head, since Kisame was still lying on the stairs and stopped in front of the black-haired man.He looked disapprovingly at the little one who was hanging over the Uchiha's shoulder. He couldn't see his face.
"Out of the way!" said the Uchiha with a rough voice and bristle undertone to the blonde. Deidara gave a brief shock and was immediately pushed aside. Itachi had cleared the way and was now walking past Kisame towards the common room.
When he got there, questioning glances stared at him. Now everyone wanted to know who this child was and why it was it. The answer was so simple, but they still had to be patient for a moment. Deidara had reached the others with Kisame in tow and sat down on the quiet red couch that was near a small glass table in the middle of the room. Itachi didn't even look at the rest of the Akatsuki, and laid the stranger on the couch next to Dei and Kisa. Everyone was watching the boy closely, because now they had a clear view of the boy's face if Deidara hadn't been sitting right in front of it.Itachi just looked grimly at the blonde when Dei asked who it was.
"This is Sasuke, my little brother. So don't touch him, and I mean that in every imaginable way Deidara!" he said monotonously, but the look underscored his anger. The blonde with the fluffy mane just nodded quickly and looked back at the little black-haired man in front of him. // So his little brother, ... good looks apparently run in the family //
"Let's ask what do we do with him now?" said Hidan after five minutes of silence. Everyone looked at him, but no one knew an answer to that question. They agreed that the leader had to decide that. However, he just said with no sign of expression in his voice that they will keep him here, that he will become a member of this organization and Itachi has to make sure that his brother does nothing. Natoll not that the Uchiha had to fetch the little one now he also has to babysit, it really couldn't get worse for him.Itachi thought, until the leader revealed another piece of news.
"Itachi, you will share a room with Sasuke so that you can better see what he's up to ..... have a nice day." and `plop´ he disappeared behind a cloud of smoke. // Well, what a wonderful start to the day ... // Itachi looked around the area. // And who do I take out my feelings of happiness for the day on? // After long deliberations between Kisame and Tobi, he finally decided in favor of the Hai man. He took Sasuke and carried him up to his room, laid him on the one free bed and stood in a dark corner in the room. After a few minutes he left the room.
Sasuke blinked briefly, and his brain worked on realizing what had happened today. He had met his brother and his gay friend Kisame. Itachi wanted to invite him to come to the Akatsuki to chat about days gone by and old times. But Sasuke refused because he didn't have time. He had to buy the latest spring fashion and a bravo girl so that he would continue to be trendy and everyone would admire him for his beauty.When he turned around he saw black, and now, now he was lying here. Probably in Itachi's room because everything was so black. Yes, that suited his brother. He got up and at that moment a figure emerged from the darkness. This was exactly opposite him.
"Itachi" breathed the smaller one. The other pulled down the zipper of his coat and took the Itachi mask from his face.
"I'm Deidara, un. But you can also call me Itachi, hmpf." Whispered the blonde in Sasuke's ear as he leaned over to him. Sasuke swallowed audibly.
"So little now, watch out, Italein has forbidden me to touch you, but I just can't resist the temptation, un" He talked to the little one in a calm tone so that Sasuke wouldn’t blurt around in fear. // What does he want from me, Hea gets in trouble from Ita if he does something to me, he should think twice about that! but what is he up to? // As if Deidara knew Sasuke's train of thought, he replied."Don't worry, I don't want to hurt you, I just want to find out something, un" And he was standing in front of him normally again, lifted Sasuke's head on his chin so that he had to look straight into his eyes and felt the blond's lips on him his. Sasuke's eyes widened wide, but it didn't help. He was rigid as a stick! (please don't get me wrong) And couldn't move. He felt something hot on his lips that pleadingly wants admission. He surrendered to this moment and opened his lips a crack where Deidara's tongue was already teasing him and prompting him to play. The blonde kept dominance during the kiss. Still not releasing the kiss, Deidara pulled off the Itachi costume and stroked Sasuke's back with gentle movements. // Statement: His lips are really as soft as they look //
Until the door opened and Itachi was standing in the door frame.
"Hey, and you do that without me! You pigs!" He sniffed and comforted himself with Kisame.