Snow white

Snow white

Once upon a loooong, loooong time ago in a kingdom far away. A queen was sitting by the window sewing.
Then it started to snow.
Because she was watching the snow, she stabbed her finger with a needle.
The only thing that escaped her was a loud call: "Shit!" While she was watching the blood flow into the snow, the brilliant idea occurred to her. She really wanted to call her child Snow White (yes my God the good one was already pregnant ^^).
No sooner said than done when her child was born barely eight months later, she called it Snow White. When determining the name, however, she had not agreed with her husband who actually wanted to call his daughter Hinata.
And since he almost always got his way, the child was called Hinata, but his nickname remained Snow White.

*** 18 years later ***
"Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the most beautiful in the whole country?" my paranoid stepmother asked her damn ugly mirror like every day.Hoping for an answer she would never get, well who needs it.
Actually, my stepmother was a relatively normal woman, apart from her psycho-cracks and her obsession with beauty, in other words she followed every trend, every new diet and countless times she had already put herself under the knife, even if it was just to get a lift . And she needed it badly.
My father didn't care what my stepmother squandered the money with, the main thing was to get rid of it so that the tax arrears can't collect something again.
Hopeless both of them, she spends her time talking to herself in front of the mirror, he plays the Playstation the whole time in the hope of finally getting a game ready. Briefly both crazy.
And yet I still stood in front of the door to my stepmother's room, it had become a habit because her self-talk was sometimes so funny that I would even have paid admission to hear it. So I kept listening.Apparently the mirror seemed to be answering her because she listened intently. Apparently she wasn't satisfied with the answer because suddenly she shouted loudly and indignantly: "WHAT?!? Hinata is a thousand times more beautiful than me? That can't be true!"
Even I was surprised about this behavior and that might mean something, after all, I've known this crazy girl for almost 13 years.
"GAI COME HERE IMMEDIATELY !!!"
Lord God in heaven what is she up to now? Most of all, why does she need the green fagot (Sorry to all Gai fans!) Konoha's? No sooner had the queen called for him than he appeared in her room. Of course, as expected in his much too tight green suit. It must be embarrassing to put on something like that and socialize with it, right?
"Gai, I order you to kill Hinata and to bring me some piece of evidence that she has with her or has on her (that sounds sick -.-)!" "Immediately!"
Gai went out of the room looking for me and found me relatively quickly because I was still almost behind the door and listened, I hadn't heard anything of the conversation between the two, even princesses have to go to the bathroom!In any case, he asked me if we would go for a walk in the woods together. I found that kind of strange but didn't comment on it. As soon as we arrived in the forest, Gai said to me: "Oh Hinata, I have to kill you on the orders of the queen, rob you of the best time of your life and that in the prime of your life ..."
"Come to the point and tell me what this whole freak show is all about!"
And so Gai explained to me what was going on.
"It's such a shame to rob you of your youth just like my son ..."
He had been texting me for hours now, about robbing youth and his missing son.
Then I suddenly had the brilliant idea, I took out one of the knives I always carried with me (it is well equipped) and cut off my beautiful long blue-black hair. Gai, who was still staring at me in disbelief after this act, I gave it to Gai and said: "Give it to my stepmother and leave."And before he could say anything, I made my way through the forest. Shortly before evening I finally discovered a small hut at the edge of the forest in which there was also a light. I approached knocked on the door and a boy barely older than I opened it: "We're closed!" was the only thing he said. Only now did I notice that I was standing in front of a pub. Nevertheless, I asked: “I just want to live somewhere for a while.” Then he eyed me funny and then asked: “Can you do laundry?” “Stupid question of course I can!” “Well then you can live here for free ! "
That was a word. Hinata entered the little house and saw five more boys. And as soon as she had entered the room, in which it looked like a chemistry laboratory had been exploded, a voice from the kitchen that could not be assigned to any gender rang out: "Food will be ready soon!"
In the meantime, the boys gathered around a large dining table noticed me and introduced me when suddenly a girl came out of the kitchen and put food on the tables."Thanks Haku."
Said all of the boys. Wait a minute, Haku? That wasn't a girl's name, was it? "Hinata, what are you looking so puzzled?", Choji asked me who had almost thrown himself on his meal.
"What is that?", My brain box (I got a great word from my math teacher ^^) just didn't want to get a better question while I pointed to Haku.
Choji looked at me, shrugged and finally said, "We don't really know ourselves."
In the meantime I had already got an idea of ​​the ´people´ I should live with.
So briefly I ended up in a flat share that consisted of 6 freaks and one, it couldn't get any better, right?

*** a little later in the evening ***
After the meal, the somewhat strange flat share decided to have a drink. Hinata was the only one who did not drink anything alcoholic and was one of the few who could still walk and speak normally. In the meantime she had also told her story to the 'dwarves'."... and that's how I came to your hut."
"Mmh cool story, but what did you say again what your nickname was?" Sasuke asked me.
"Snow White."
"What, snowy slut?"
"Snow White you idiots!"
"Who's an idiot here, hicks?" it came from drunk Shikamaru (just the idea ^^).
"God no you are stupid."
And with these words Hinata disappeared from the dwarf house and never returned.
What has become of her will only be known to those readers who use their imaginations.

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The story wasn't that great, but I think it's funny.
Sorry to all Haku and Gai fans and the people who like Shikamaru ignore the drunkenness.
Comments warmly welcome.