Hellgate: London

Alpha Team
Translation

A cry for help

The Alpha Team swept the streets in their jeep. Here and there something crashed into the hood, but the Alpha Team didn't care.
"Do you always have to ride Kamikaze 65?"
"At least I have a 37 driver's license."
"What's so difficult about it, just to press a pedal and a little the Lenkraaaaaaaaaaaad ...."
The jeep made a sharp turn and then parked in a back alley.
"We're there 04."
"Very well done 65th Status Alpha Team!"
"65 is ready for use."
"Here 89, ready for a show."
"...."
"37? What's wrong with you?"
"Uahhhh I'm not feeling well .... 65 let me know next time."
"May I hit him Leader? My fist is itching right now."
"No 65 you mustn't. 37 Catch yourself again, we have to go."
"Um Leader, I think we need a new dashboard."
"I'm better now. 37 Ready for action."
"Got 37 back to ..."
"Yes he has 89."
"37 you'd better do something about your stomach discomfort."
"You know 89 that my salary is only enough for my gel.""Then you should always stop buying 50 tubes straight away."
"If 37 stopped doing that, the world gel market would collapse."

Everyone laughed at 65's remark. But suddenly something crashed into the roof of the jeep.
"What the hell was that 89?"
"A devil soldier?"
"Unlikely 89, a fel soldier would rather shoot us than get into hand-to-hand combat."
Then they all got out and pointed their weapons at the roof of the jeep.
"A WARPER!"
37 opened fire on the warper, but the warper had teleported five meters further.
"Why doesn't he attack us?"
"Maybe you scare him with your face 37."
"Alpha Team, that's a companion."
"What is a companion looking for out here alone?"
"89 what do you know about warper companions?"
"Well you can move a kilometer away from your master. Actually you defend your master, unless he gives you other orders."
"How about the order save me?""The summoner must have known the warper had no chance 37. Now he's probably looking for help."
"Okay Alpha Team. We're going to save a summoner."
"Very good 04 I've always wanted to have a pet."
"What do you need a pet 37 for?"
"To have someone do my hair while I sleep."
"Why did 37 join the team back then?"
"65 and 37 clears it up at home. We follow the warper."

The Alpha Team follows the guide through narrow streets and over roofs. Finally they arrived at Green Park.
"Apparently we're there."
"Or he needs a break 37."
04 looks around the corner of the alley. Realizing what he was seeing there, he turned to the Alpha Team.
"Alpha Team's visible enemies are: 27 zombis, 16 fire spouts, 5 devil soldiers and a whip."
"What are so many demons looking for in Green Park?"
"04 have you seen the summoner?"
"Yes, he hangs tied to a large tree two meters from the eastern wall."
"Shall I create another Explosive Surprise 04?""No 37, an explosion puts the summoner in too much danger."
"What's your plan 04?"
"So we need a diversion."
"Explosion?"
"NO 37.04 said NO explosion."
"What's more distracting than an explosion 65?"
"A naked woman"
With a smile, 65 looked at 89.
"Don't even think about it 65."
"65 you and 37 you suck for the diversion maneuver, but stay under cover and always have 3 escape routes open. 89 and I will use the warper to free the summoner. When we have him we will give a signal."
"Roger 04."
"Got it 04."
"And I can do anything to distract you 04?"
"You have a free hand when we have the summoner."
"Juhuuuu."

The Alpha Team splits up. 65 and 37 took up their positions at a telephone booth, while 89 and 04 waited for the diversionary maneuver.
"65 is for you."
37 holds out the receiver to the telephone booth.
"Stop that shit 37."
"What do we want to do now?"
"We could just go over to them and kindly ask them if they would like to play poker with us.""We do it like this, I'll sneak up and provoke them and then run into the alley where you stand around the corner and stab them with your sword."
"Or you could just shoot them and I'll get the rest that gets too close."
"Or we do it like that."

65 sneaks behind a blue car that is near the phone booth. Now it was dead quiet, you only heard the rustling of the leaves from time to time. Then 37 got up and fired two volleys with his modified P90 at the group of demons. 12 zombies and 3 fire spouts fell victim to the volleys. Before the demons noticed what was happening, 37 sent two more volleys that hit all the remaining zombies and fire spouts. Then crouched down and reloaded his magazine. The devil soldiers and the whip approached 37. When the devil soldiers were within range, 65 jumped out and stabbed the first of them. Then he grabbed the next by the arm and hurled him at another.The other two devil soldiers tried to go off at 65, but were stopped by a volley of 37 and fell to the ground. Now only the whip was there.

Meanwhile, 89 and 04 got through to the summoner. They freed him and inject him with healing serum. Then 04 took him over her shoulder and they walked towards the hole that had melted 89.
"Hmmmmm strange."
"What is 04?"
"Why didn't the whip leave any here to protect him?"
"Maybe he thought there were only 65 and 37 here?"
"Maybe ... or not."
His gaze fell on the branches of the trees. When he realized what kind of nests there were in the tree, his eyes widened. A short time later a high-pitched scream pierced his ears. He and 89 fell to the ground. They both covered their ears to muffle the scream.
"SCREAMER!"