A normal beginning, discussions and a lot of shouting

“Hey Kari, get up, un!” I had my eyes closed, but Dei's voice was unmistakable. "Only 5 minutes left, Dei." I said, still very sleepy. "Kari! I'm serious, un!" "But I don't want to!" "Get up immediately!" Oh oh. Definitely pain. I was so scared to hear him that I immediately jumped out of bed and landed directly on his feet. Strangely enough, he didn't seem to pay any attention to that and just pushed me a little to the side. That had surprised me, but what else could he do?

"Can we get down to business as quickly as possible?", There was an annoyed undertone in his voice. "Ok, what do you want?" I said meekly. "Actually, I wanted to give you your present, but it takes a little longer." // Doesn't that have time until I have a shower? oh man // "Well then stop"

I looked puzzled at Pein.
// Is he reading my mind now? Are you crazy? Well, no matter about that, I can rack my brains later. // I thought and ran to the closet and got out my underwear and the black top. Then I went to take a shower.

'"Say Leader-sama, un?" "What!" "Why did Kari look so funny?" "How should I know.", Pein replied. "I have no idea, un" (pain becomes scary to me!)

// Hehe, he can be prepared for something. // Madara was sitting in his room, just writing something on a piece of paper. Only he knew what it said. // Too awesome! // He thought again and again and laughed maliciously.

Itachi was sitting in his room and was bored, as was Kisame. He didn't find his book either. After a while Kisame said: "Itachi, we could play a little Uno" "Onu?" "Uno!" "What is that?", Itachi said with a frown. "So Itachi, you don't know what UNO is?", Kisame asked indignantly, "We play this now and while playing I'll explain it to you." // Well, no wonder he doesn't know, I have the rules of the game when I did yesterday Laundry service had found in Kara's pants, there were also all the cards in there and I made them out of boredom during the party, but nobody noticed.Did they all think that I would occupy myself with my sword for so long? //

I had showered and changed in the meantime. I came back into the room from the bathroom. Pein immediately started again where he had left off: “So my present is that you can go home for ONE hour.” I listened to him with interest while I was busy with the ends of my hair, which did not get completely dry when blow-drying to rub dry with a towel. "But there is a rake. I have to come with you and it won't work for long. I have to go back after an hour at the latest. Please don't ask why." "Doesn't matter, it's still great!" Pain asked. Deidara couldn't join the conversation anymore and so he walked out of the room without a word. “No, I haven't.” Pain was satisfied and began to make an infinite number of complicated finger signs.

It felt like an eternity to me.

When he: "Done!" I said just to be sure I closed my eyes. I expected a strange feeling, but what I got was just the annoyed voice of Pain. "Don't dawdle around, go through the portal! I can't keep it open forever!" I opened my eyes and saw a .... a ..... a ..... well, a portal. “Looks a little strange.” I mentally reminded myself to just do what Pain said the next time, and not to say anything else first. As punishment, an angry pain poked me roughly through the portal.

"UNO! Just one more card!" Itachi was getting bored again. Kisame had almost won again in the 5th game. // Time to make the game a little more interesting //, he thought to himself.

“What is the Kisame?” “What?” “You cheated.” “Who says that?” “I say that, and besides that ........ JUTSU THE FLAMING BALL OF FIRE!” As fast as I could Don't even look at Kisame, there was already grilled fish a la Kisame, Itachi style.Itachi took a piece of paper, wrote something on it, and stuck it to Kisame. The note read in large letters: Fresh fish fingers for free. and when Kisame asked him angrily: "WHY DID YOU DO THAT!", the Uchiha said only briefly "boredom". And before Kisame could reply, Zetsu came up and shouted: "Oh yummy fish fingers, I always thought you were a shark!" He ran towards Kisame with a knife and fork.

Madara padded down the hall with a nasty grin. He was about to take his revenge. He arrived in front of Hidan's room and carefully slipped the letter under the slit of the door. “That was outside the door for you, Hidan!” Then there was another from the room: “If these are bills, I will definitely NOT pay them, Hidan!” to listen. (You can guess who that was, right ???) Madara didn't hear that anymore. He was too busy trying to figure out how the Jashinist would react.

"I can not believe it"

// Am I really standing here in my room? //, I was so flabbergasted that I didn't notice my mother entering the room. She shouted confused and angry at the same time: "Kari! Where have you been, I want an explanation right away!" "Äääääähm .... would you believe me if I said in another dimension?" I just said helplessly. My mother just looked at me puzzled. Then Pain seized the moment to say something: "Listen. You wouldn't be here now if I hadn't done anything. We'll have to go again later -" "YOU'RE JUST A PIRCING FOOD! AND ALSO **** *** AND # + * - # '!!! SO LEAVE MY DAUGHTER THERE WHERE SHE BELONGS! HERE! "" Olala! Mama you can even compete with Hidan with that! I didn't even know that you knew so many swear words! ", I couldn't help but grin while Pain was seething with anger. I was just picturing Hidan and my mother throwing swear words at each other. It could not be overlooked, the pain took a deep breath and mumbled: "She only had a madman .... stay cool .... do not use any Jutsu .... (etc.etc.) "" DISAPPEAR! I HAVE ENOUGH OF YOU! "(Pain) // then I'll kill her again. It doesn't matter whether she's her mother or not //" MAMA! LISTEN TO HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME! I don't even know you like that! ", she was really never like that." Kari ... "

"for the last time Zetsu! I ........... AM ........ NOT ........ DO NOT CONCRETE ...... YOUR ..... .HAVING LUNCH !!!!!!!!! "

"But grilled fish is our favorite dish! The only thing we have in common! Or black half?"

"Yes, that's how I see it. And that rarely comes before my white half."

Itachi watched the whole thing for a while, whatever was going on: Zetsu grabbed Kisame, Kisame slipped out again, they argued, then he grabs him again, then he escapes again ... But then Itachi went to his room. he decided to keep reading the book. He knew where it was by now.

In the end it ended like this: Kisame had suddenly grabbed Samehada and brushed against the Venus trap of zetsu with it. There was a small wound.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! "What are you screaming, fish fingers? We're just bleeding, aren't we?" "Jjjj .... yes aaaaa .... a-ber-ber ... ddddd-you ........" , Kisame stammered, "BL .... BL ..... BLOOD TEST HONEY!" "No WE bleed NECTAR and that is completely normal for us." "NORMAL ????? NOR ....-" "a Half shark half human being that is actually a fish finger, is that normal? "

// 3 ... 2 ... 1 .... now !! // "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!"

Madara had written this in girlish script:

Dear Hidanchen <3,
I just wanted to tell you ...
that I still hate you for what you did to me!
... and we meet there in Morgrn at 4 p.m. (If you don't come you will suffer)THERE YOU CAN EXPECT WHAT YOU'RE **************** !!!
In hatred: Sana, your ex P.s: Sweetie until tomorrow!

Madara was just in the process of planning Step Number 2 because revenge is sweet, especially when her name is Sana. Madara knew her very well.

"In any case, Kara will stay with me and my organization. Whether you like it or not." In anger, my mother grabbed Pain by the collar for this, but he reacted very quickly, and was then behind her and threatened her with a kunai that he put on hers Neck squeezed. "Now listen to it. Kara is very important to my plans and I won't hurt her. I actually wanted to give her time here to have fun, but you screwed that up. One more thing. Be glad that I live you In my world you would kill someone for it. But me and my followers, we protect Kara in no way. "My mother was now finally calm. She nodded and hugged me briefly and whispered so softly that only I could understand: "Are you nice to you? Do you like it with them?" "If I want to be honest, even very much. There are also two that I like very much . Maybe so ... "" Then it's fine. I'll leave you to this brutal man with the piercing. "" Ok ... I love you very much, Mom. And tell Dad I miss him. "With that I left with Pain together first out of the room and finally out on the street.

"Where are you going now?" "I would like to see a friend of mine, more precisely it is my best." "Okay. But do you mind if we speed it up a bit?" "Hmm ???? !!" "I mean that you are trying to control your chakra to run faster." "Oh, something like that?" I already had a little bit of practice, and it actually worked. I ran a short distance of about 25 meters and finally back to Pain. "Likewise. You could do that quickly. I can hardly imagine that you could. Your mother didn't even have a chakra.“I paused.” But why me then? "Pain just shrugged his shoulders, he hadn't even looked at it that way. The orange-haired man thought about it intensely but just couldn't find a solution." Anyway, shall we go? ", I interrupted his thoughts. The leader nodded and so we started walking. But in the middle of the way I stopped suddenly." Oh my god Raka, I thought you didn't exist? "" Well, if you think so, it's your own fault. I know that you want to ask a lot of questions because I don't want to ask you right now, but rather to give the answer to the question you asked Pain. You very rarely lie if you don't want to hurt someone. That means you are asking white lies. So