From notice periods to dates

Title Cooking for Beginners
Subtitle love goes through the stomach
Genre humor, parody, romance
Main pairing Konan and Pain (Deva)
Dedication just for fun
Inspiration XxXxX[
Warning AU, OOC

from notice periods to dates

"Where are the orders from table two and six? .... Damn it! Now go for it!"
The hissing of the melting butter and the evaporating liquids made for a very gifted field of vision.
The hot air burned the cooks' faces and humidified everything.

"Hey Konan, do you think the boss gets upset when I use ketchup instead of Tabasco?"
The addressed started to laugh.
"Don't know, you can try it!"
For a moment it seemed as if Kisame really did mention it, but quickly shook the thought off.
"Nah, stop it! Maybe if he doesn't have a fire under his ass!"

******** Kisame, 31 - head chef - has a weakness for fish dishes ********

"Shit! HE is coming."
ER does not mean anyone other than the boss personally.
Pain came running, stumbled, and flew right in front of Konan in the face of it. Kisame grimaced and just hissed:
"That's it with having kids."

******** Pain. 26 - Hotel boss - Has a lot of iron on his face ********

Just meant looked up. Unfortunately right under Konan's dress.
But she didn't seem to mind and looked down.
"What did you want to say?"
Pain cleared his throat and turned slightly red.
"I always thought that women's bra and panties were the same color ..."
In the meantime he had turned on his back and studied the underwear of his employees.
The otherwise so relaxed facial features of the blue-haired woman twisted acrobatically.
The foot took place on the underlying face and exerted slight pressure.

******** Konan, 24 - cook - loves origami roses ********

"Would you stop with the garbage? We have customers!"
Everyone turned to the source of the words. Itachi continued to wash the pans in peace, but felt the glances on him.
"What?!"

******** Itachi, 25 - kitchen assistant and waiter - is always affectionately called dishwasher ********

Kisame first spoke up:
"Nothing-nothing, it's just ..."
"What?!"
"You zigzag like a girl."
He didn't have to listen to that any longer! He! Itachi Uchiha!
He tossed the dry-wipe on the floor and bit his lip.
"I quit!"
Pain calmly took his foot off his face and also looked at Itachi.
"You have a two-year contract."
"Then I'll just quit in two years!"
The boss shrugged his shoulders indifferently.
"Don't force yourself ..."
The door slammed shut and Uschi was gone.

"Do you think the customers are waiting?"
Everyone looked down at what was being said.
"Well. I think so .... Customers have that about them."
Pain nodded thoughtfully.

"But Uschi is gone ... who brings the food outside?"Pain grinned thoughtfully.
"Tya Kisame. Since you pissed him off, you will do it!"
He shook his head indignantly.
"But she-"
"Who is the boss?"
"... you are the boss ..."
"So?"
"So now I'm going out and serving the customers ..."
"Exactly!"
Patsch
There were only two left!

"Konan?"
"Yes?"
Expectantly, she turned to her superior and waited.
"So ... would you go with me ... so do you want to go out?"