Einführung für Kackboons

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Every year we get new warriors for our army and every time I have to provide the introduction. Fine Let's get this over with quickly so I can train again. My name is vegeta I am the prince of the Saiyan and have lived on this spaceship under Freezer's rule since I was five. I am now 23 years old and have been elite warrior since I was born. My father, King Vegeta, and the entire people were killed in the destruction of our home planet Vegeta-sei by a meteor. There are only a few purebred Saiyans next to me. That would be Nappa, Raditz and Tales, among others. The latter ekes out his existence as a space pirate in some galaxy. I train with Nappa and Raditz every day and until five years ago I even had to share a room with them. When I was 18, I got my own room. It's not very big, but I only sleep or meditate there. Anyone who comes too close to me will be eliminated. I have no mercy on the elderly, women or children. Whoever excites me has pulled the ass card. After all, I am the Saiyan prince and a feared elite warrior for a reason. I've been stronger than Nappa since I was three and stronger than Raditz since I was five. My next goal is Freezer. I made up my mind a long time ago to defeat him and take his place. My planet may no longer exist, but I am still destined to rule and rule. Since Freezer owns about a half of the realm of his father King Cold, that's a considerable size of planets. The other half is managed by Freezer's older brother, Cooler. King Cold himself just makes sure that the two don't make any nonsense. He attends larger missions, but I've never seen him before. Freezer itself is also rarely seen. He personally hands over his reward to his elite warriors, including me. But even this short audience that he was able to give only lasts a ridiculous few minutes.
Let's get back to me. I use the name Vegeta-sama. Everyone who is below me or on the same level has to name this name when they want to talk to me. Only warriors of higher rank do not name it, because they do not have to and neither do they. Those who love their life shouldn't be kidding me. Some have already tried that and all of them are flying around in separate parts in space. My hobbies are primarily fighting for life and death, eating, sleeping and killing, even for no reason. As a Saiyan, I don't need to rip someone's head off. I kill haphazardly on missions. The rest, for example the conquest, I approach tactically. Most of the people on this spaceship envy me for being a gifted strategist, which is what I inherited from my father. As a Saiyajin, I turn into a were-monkey on full moon nights.Unlike most Saiyajins, I can still keep myself under control in this state and I can create an artificial mini moon for emergencies, which would take too much strength from me and I avoid this in every fight.
As I said, I'm not exactly the best person of the day and I certainly shouldn't be tempted. I don't want to hear any allusions about my size either!
But let's come to you. The fact sheet, which I briefly scanned, says that you are a Glucanier. Quite an ugly breed and you really are a prime example of the lack of beauty among these people. Middle-class warriors like you aren't particularly popular with us. Elite warriors hate them because they are weaker and lower class warriors hate them because they are too strong. I love it when two of them quarrel. The conversation itself is extremely amusing, and the choice of words alone shows me that I'm more intelligent. But whatever. Can't everyone be as crazy as I am.
Let's come to our points that I will clarify with you. That would be, among other things, the spaceship construction, missions, training and a brief introduction to our master.
So listen carefully, otherwise you'll end up like some other people who weren't paying attention. We don't like that at all here. Disobedience.
Now I'll change my clothes for a moment and then I'll show you our spaceship.