Einführung für Kackboons
Diseases
As I said, we have medical wards and doctors on every spaceship. Nevertheless, one should avoid getting sick. Because who is sick is worthless and is usually replaced by a new warrior. Then you can speak of happiness when you die of your illness. Because whoever survives has to look for a task and that within a very short time, otherwise you will be eliminated. Either Freezer does it, which doesn't happen very often, or you are thrown into space by Zarbon and Dodoria and suffocate there. We also have very good medication and the latest technology in terms of meditanks, but for a middle-class warrior like you, none of these tanks are usually available. Unless you are of the utmost importance to Freezer; for example if you have information that he cannot do without. Lower class warriors shit in good German when they get sick. You are strictly forbidden from accepting medication and using the meditank. Lower class warriors are worth nothing, except maybe for amusement or for doing dirty work.
Of course, illnesses are also not to be underestimated among them, as epidemics can often develop without anyone noticing them. We don't have an epidemic squad. For us it basically works like this:
If one of the lower class warriors is infected with a malicious and contagious virus, he will be locked in his room. Since you may still know that the lower class warriors have to share a room in groups, it is to be expected that the rest of these warriors in that room will also get sick. But it's not that bad. In such a case you wait until the warriors are dead and the room is cleaned afterwards. This prevents further spread among the lower class warriors.
If a middle class warrior gets sick, he won't be locked in his room. Middle-class warriors may not be worth much more than lower-class warriors, but they are more important nonetheless. So a sick middle class warrior, like you, is locked in a lower class room. The residents of this room also go on it, but they are only lower-class warriors who can very well be dispensed with.
If an elite warrior like me gets sick, he gets medical care and is put in quarantine until he is healthy again. You can't do without elite warriors. By the way, when injured, elite warriors are put in the meditank. After a few hours everything will heal again. Unfortunately, this is not possible with illnesses.
If Freezer should get sick, which has not yet happened, a specially designed plan is carried out. This states that in this case no warrior is allowed to approach the master. Only doctors are allowed to see and treat it. Should he show a more serious illness, he will be brought to his home planet Freezer 79, Kami knows why the planet is called that, and will be cared for there by professional doctors.Our doctors are of course real doctors too. However, we only have general practitioners with us who, of course, cannot cure everything.
Pray that Freezer won't get sick during your lifetime. Because when Master Freezer is gone, his brother Cooler comes here. And from hearsay it's crueler.