Zetsu's gift and even more admirers

The next shop was a flower shop.
What an irony of fate.
Deidara would surely find a present for Zetsu here.

He parked his companion near the cash register
and struggled through the jungle of plants.
Zetsu would feel at home here.
Should he buy him the whole store right away?

No better not. He didn't have that much money
and besides, Kakuzu would have him enough anyway
punish for this waste of money.
So now he was wandering through the jungle
and wanted nothing more than a machete.

He looked to the right and gave a startled cry.
What was Zetsu doing here? But no.
It wasn't Zetsu at all. It was just a fairly large Venus flytrap.
It could have been Zetsu's twin.

That would be it.
He gave Zetsu a brother for Christmas.
But was this plant actually male or female?
He just decided to ask the saleswoman.

But now he was asking himself the same question as before.
How on earth should he be carrying this monster.
It was too much even for Minaro. He took the plant
and dragged her with great effort to the cash register.
Minaro was already waiting there.

Deidara looked deeply saddened
and pushed a tiny tear out of the corner of his eye.

Minaro looked at him sympathetically and put the box down.
He pulled a cell phone out of his pocket and punched in a number
before he put it to his ear.
Then he stepped away from Deidara and spoke into the phone.

Since he was so far away, Deidara could only hear fragments of the conversation.
Something like: "... totally hot ... help carry ... maybe later ... don't believe a friend ... quickly"

Deidara giggled. It was actually annoying that everyone thought he was a woman.
But now it was practical.

After 2 minutes Minaro came back grinning.
“I ordered my friends over here. They will help you carry "
he said, sticking out his chest proudly.
"Do I get a reward now?" He asked promisingly.
Deidara smiled. "What do you want?" He asked mockingly.
Minaro's eyes shone.

"A kiss" came like a shot from the pistol.
"Later," Deidara replied simply.

He wouldn't just kiss this Minaro.
If he kissed a man, it would be Itachi !!!

While they waited, Deidara went to the checkout
and paid for Zetsu's gift.
Now Zetsu had a sister for Christmas.
He had asked the saleswoman again.

Less than 15 minutes later, Minaro's friends were standing with them
and stared at Deidara, who found it rather uncomfortable.
But good.

Now at least he needed himself because of the carrying
no more to worry about.
Oh, it was nice to be a woman;)

Two to zero for Deidara.