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Fanfic: UNSER VEGI ( 1 Tag im Leben) Der Abend

Chapter: OUR VEGI (1 day in a lifetime) The evening

After Vegeta has satisfied his hunger and the family is back together except for Bulma, Vegeta puts Bra in her bed for a nap while training with Trunks ...


17:24 in the house of the letters


Vegeta: "You hit it completely slack .. you couldn't even knock my grandfather down with that ..."


"But father ... he's already dead!"


"Oh .. man! YOU TROTTEL, that was a comparison! And now you better try to get a reasonably good punch!"


"You ... father ... I need some advice from you!"


"Something from me??"


"Yes, I don't think we're having proper father-son conversations .."


“So what?


"I just thought ..."


"Then you just thought wrong ..."


"I thought you might mind that I go to Son Goku whenever I have a problem.


Son Goku can be great to hear! "


"WHAT???"


Vegeta pulls a couch from somewhere and shovels trunks on it ...

"Ok. Let's talk ... what's the problem?"


"Well .. you're pretty experienced women aren't you?"


Vegeta has to fight by all means not to roll her eyes ...


* mumbles * "Oh dear, what did I get into!"


"Well, there's one girl in my class ..."


"Nice, I'm happy for you ... can we continue training now?"


"No. The problem is I like her a lot, but she doesn't pay any attention to me ..."


Vegeta has to gag ...


"... and what would you advise me to do?"


Vegeta turns green in the face ...


"Are you not feeling well?"


"Yes, yes ..... so .. go to her and ....


uh ... just kiss her off ... "


"But nobody does that ... the girls want gentlemans ..."


Vegeta turns blue in the face ...


"That's what they say, but they want exactly the opposite ..."


"... and that always worked for you ...


you know she always wears orange knee socks and she has a pink shoulder bag .. she is really cute ... and I don't want to go wrong ... it could be that she is sensitive and besides .. "

Vegeta runs to the window, opens it and pukes for minutes ...


Trunks looks confused ....


"Everything OK?


Probably the food from the restaurant was not good ... "


Vegeta looks at him crookedly, shakes his head, but doesn't comment ...


"So what's your advice?"


At that moment Bra comes into the room.


"Papi, I'm thirsty .."


Vegeta seizes the opportunity and escapes ...


Trunks:


"But what about your advice?"


"Just do what you want .."


Vegeta goes away with Bra ...


"Thanks for your advice, father ..."


Trunks continues to train ...




17:39 in the Briefs house, especially the kitchen ...


Bra:


"Papi, I'm thirsty!"


"Yes, let's see .. what do you want?"


"What do we have?"


"Well vodka, that's more for the morning, whiskey, that's what you drink in the evening ...


ah ... I have something. Advocaat??"


"I don't know how it tastes ..."

"After eggs."


"Ok .. I can try it .."


After a glass ...


"Tastes weird ..."


Vegeta refills the glass again ...


"I feel weird ..."


After the 5 glass ...


"If you know what Paps, I think I like it .."


Vegeta looks confused ... after all, he's not used to Bra talking like that.


"Ok..but that's enough ..."


"Oh no..jib something here ..."


Bra reaches for the bottle ...


´Vegeta tears them away ... puts them on top of the cupboard ....


suddenly he hears noise from the training room ...


runs away...


sees Trunks standing there frightened ...


"Trunks, are you all right? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Where is the wall? "


"I think it's gone ..."


"I can see that too, you idiot .... where is she going?"


"Gone, apparently on vacation ... in Hawaii"


Vegeta looks at him in disbelief ... diagnoses: severe shock ...

takes trunks and puts them in the freezer ...


get him out after a minute ... stiff ...


"Quiver ... quiver .. why am I lying in the freezer?"


"Because you want to see if the lights go out when you close the door."


"I see!"


"What did you do with the wall ???"


"I wasn't! They were


Spot dwarves! "


"WHAT??????"


Vegeta doesn't have time to ask any further ...


hears clinking and hooting from the kitchen ...


runs there ...


Bra is on the table ... in underwear ... doing a strip for the 8 year old boy next door ...


Vegeta screams ...


throws the guy out the window ... takes Bra, puts her under the shower and takes a shower with ice-cold water (* as caring * g **) ...


Shake her ...


"Bra! Bra, have you all gone crazy ???"


She puts her in bed .. locks her room .. wants to devote herself to Trunks again ...


he sits there stiffly * nice word *, doesn't move ...

"TRUNKS!"


Vegeta waves his hand in front of his head ... Trunks looks through it ...


Vegeta slaps him in the face ...


Trunks looks up ...


"Where am I? Who am I?"


"WHAT???"


"Who are you?"


"I BEG YOUR PARDON?????"


Vegeta on the verge of a nervous breakdown ....


"Oh .. god .. holy Schniedelwutz, what do I do now ???"


Trunks laughs ...


"Haha .. just a little joke .. I could never forget my dear father ..."


Vegeta stares at him, bursting with anger:


"That's not funny !!! WHERE'S MY WALL ????"


"Which wall.?"


"The wall that is missing now ..."


"If YOU don't know that .. after all, your wall is .. then you have to go and look for it!"


Vegeta explodes:


"ARRGHH !!! YOU WILL SAY IMMEDIATELY WHAT YOU DID WITH THE WALL ... ELSE .."


Is interrupted by screams from Bra's room ...


"What's the matter with Bra ??"


"She doesn't tolerate eggnog ..."

"WHAT? YOU have ..."


"Don't have time now .. friends, we'll talk to each other ..."


Take a break ..


wants to open the door .... forgets that he had locked ..


puts in his pocket ...


can't find a key .... escape ....


wants to push open the door ...


did not consider that it actually hangs loosely on its hinges ...


the door slams open he is thrown into the room and ends up with his face in Bra's puke ...


"Uh! Ihgitt ..."


Bra sits upright pale as chalk ...


"Bra .. everything alright ??"


"No. I'm sick, papi ..."


"Aren't you you just have to sleep ..."


"But I can't sleep here ..."


"Go to Trunks's room!"


"OK..."


Vegeta gets rags ... wipes up all the dirt ...


suddenly hears the doorbell ...


goes to the door ...


there is Bulma ..


"Hello Darling!"


..she wants to hug him .. stops ...


"How does it smell here?"

"Bra puked!"


"What? My poor darling!"


"She sleeps..."


"Did you read her a story ??"


"Uh .. of course ..."


"No you have not!"


"What??"


"I accidentally pocketed the book ..."


"I made one up ..."


"Oh..you are so cute if you want ..."


"Grr .. yes ..."


Trunks looks into the hallway ...


"Hello Mum!"


"Well, did you have a nice day?"


"Oh yes, he was wonderful and very exciting .."


Trunks grins at Vegeta ...


Bulma goes into the kitchen ...


Vegeta growls to Trunks:


"Just one word and it was your last ...


Better look for the wall before your mother


notices it ... "


Trunks shrugs his shoulders and slurps away ...


Vegeta plopps down on an armchair ...


finally peace .....


Bulma calls out:


"Vegeta, what's that aaahhh ....... llllooooooooooooocccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (getting quieter and quieter)"



END


(you have to think about the rest, hope you enjoyed it)


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