--- The Lord of the Rings vs. Dragonball Z --- Part 3






They stayed in a clearing that Yamcha and SonGohan had accidentally burned into the forest. The next day they came to the Weidewindental.


"Weird trees here," SonGoku marveled at the willows. "You're weird yourself!" "Yes, what? Problems with that?" "Get out of the sun!"


They wandered for a while without anything breaking or going up in flames. Suddenly they heard singing. And then they saw a fat, elderly gentleman hop down the path.


"Look, that's how you look when you live here longer!" "But really! I think he's not all alone anymore!"


" Hey you !" exclaimed Piccolo.


Tom Bombadil came closer. "Hello you young people! Have you lost your way and now need advice from old Tom?"


Silence.


"Uh, not quite. Do you happen to know where to go to the eastern .." SonGoku began but Krellin yelled: "Help me! This willow grabs me!I'm sucked into it! Help !! "they turned around.


"Man, such a bastard!" "I think he's going to cry!" "I hope that thing swallows him quickly!"


Tom Bombadil shouted: "Oh no, the old wicker man! Well wait, I'll blow a wind for you, so that it shakes all the leaves!" called Vegeta. "You can give Yamcha a blow job and let the professionals do it!"


He aims at the pasture.


" Help me !" shouted Krellin.


"I'm in," Vegeta growled.


He shot.


The willow was torched.


But without Krellin.


"What did you guys do?" exclaimed Tom Bombadil. "The old wicker man! Farewell!" "I couldn't help it!" said Vegeta. "I aimed at Krellin, but he ducked away!"


They followed Tom Bombadil to his house.


"Great shed!" "Cool holiday home!" "And first the cuts over there!" panted Tenchinhan. They ran on Goldberry and drooled over the ground in front of her."Whoa! Crass woman!" "But really!"


Goldberry smiled confused. " Come in !" she said softly. "Wash off the dirt of the journey and rest. You will not suffer any harm in Tom's realm, because he is the master!"


Silence.


Everyone turned to Tom Bombadil.


More silence.


Roaring laughter. “He's the master?” “Maybe at the farmer's booze!” “It's a hat! That he can walk around here unmolested ...”


They stormed the house.


After the bathroom was flooded, burned and extinguished, they sat at the table and rioted again. "Where's the food?" "And the great cuts?" "Maybe she's serving the food!"


When Goldberry and Tom brought the food, Goldberry was torn back and forth violently. "She's bringing me the food!" "Dream on, she's bringing it for ME!" "Man, you spack, she's been looking at me the whole time, let her through!"


After eating, they snored in the hall.

The next few days they stayed with Tom Bombadil and went on vacation. It was pure joy. SonGoku and his son tested Tom's speed with several Kamhamehas, Vegeta and Piccolo set a fire in the willow valley and Yamcha, Tenchinhan and Krellin pursued Goldberry.


Then one day they heard screams from the valley. Tom ran off and a short time later brought Frodo, Sam, Pippin and Merry with him.


"Hey, look, those bottles from the other day!" exclaimed Piccolo. “Do they want a revenge?” “Probably not what they look like!” “Well, look at that: you don't have to fight with that face either!”


Sam turned and glared at Yamcha.


It turned out that the three had gone the same route as the Z-Fighters. "And it took you so long? Ever since you crawled on your kneecaps?" "Or did you dig for roots for so long?" Piccolo asked with a sideways glance at Krellin. "Haha, how funny!" "Oh, I'm scared!"" Stupid! "


"No, seriously: What took so long?" asked SonGoku. Frodo told about the Black Riders. "Yes and?" "And if it were Yellow Riders?" "Would he start to whine too!" "Memme!"


In the evening while eating.


"Give me that is my beer!" "Get yourself a new one!" "Ass!" "Yourselves!"


"Oh Frodo, where do you have your ring?" Yamcha asked quite innocently and grinned at Vegeta. The two struck. "WAAAS? You know about the ring? You're a spy of the enemy after all! Wait a minute, I've got him here ... wait a minute ... uhh ... HE'S AWAY!" Frodo began to howl.


"Now give him the ring back!" "Hey, don't tell him! He could have guessed!" "Playboy!" "Damn!" He handed the ring back to Frodo and the hobbits went into their room.


"Oh Tom, we're going on tomorrow!" said SonGoku. "We're looking for the way again in the south!"


Tom made three crosses. "Uh, that's nice.May your way be easy and without danger! The master watches over this land! "


silence


"Huh?" "Can he talk normally?" "His songs piss me off too!" "Fool!"


"Come on, go to sleep!" SonGoku called to Krellin, Yamcha and SonGohan. "But Piccolo is allowed to stay up too!" "Piccolo is already big and is already tying his shoes!" "That is unfair!" "Come on now!"


The next day they set off.


Sam threw an apple at Tenchinhan's head, whereupon he shot a ball of fire at Sam's pony.


"Tenchinhan!" "What?" "Did that have to be?" "He started!"


Tom Bombadil stood in front of his smoking house and watched them go. He said to Goldberry: "We're going to the Ettenmoors for several years! I think I'm too old for this shit!"






Since the beginning went down so well, I did another part. Let me know when you've had enough