Tarragon woman thing or woman thing?




First of all I want to say that this should be my first FF, please don't be too strict.


Who recognizes Ranma1 / 2 here shouldn't be surprised, because I think the anime is totally crazy! I had to work as a thief right away. Let's go ...




The sun was just rising, over the western capital and Vegeta lay motionless in his bed. From outside came the voice of his son, his ... ummm ... girlfriend? and a high-pitched, squeaky girl's voice in his ear.


Trunks laughed ... and Vegeta turned annoyed in bed and tried to go back to sleep. The sun rose higher and around half past nine Bulma came into the room and tried to wake Vegeta by gently shaking it.


The Saiya-jin opened his eyes grouchily. "What is it?" He growled. "Breakfast! So get out of bed! Trunks has been up since 7 and you ... you missed half the day again!"

Reluctantly, Vegeta got up, got dressed and took the shortest route to the kitchen. The letters were already sitting at the table and enjoyed it. The prince sat down, said good morning and, as usual, ate half the pantry empty. (Breakfast is the most important meal of the day! Lunch and dinner were only half as much)


Suddenly he looked up and looked at his son. "Who was that girl you played with earlier? That would interest me."


"Oh that, that was ..." Trunks didn't get very far, because his mother told him to be silent. He looked at her in amazement.


"Who was that now? Out with it!"


Bulma answered for her son: "Just a playmate, nothing more! You also played as a child, didn't you?"


"More or less," Vegeta replied and grinned. "We used to always play that we had conquered other planets!"


With these words he got up and left the room to continue his training.

"Trunks, if you want, you can train with me. Or do you prefer to play in the garden ... with your sweetheart?" Then everything was quiet. Only Trunks growled to himself. "Herzblatt ... do I look like I love Goten?"


An hour passed. Vegeta exercised, Trunks pouted, and Bulma grinned.


There was a knock on the door of the GR. Vegeta knew exactly what was coming ...


Bulma entered (that is, she stayed on the threshold)


"Vegeta ..." she whistled, but the Saiya-jin interrupted her.


"I know, I know ... I should hang up the laundry again!" And I know that you know that I am now saying: Forget it! This is women stuff! Maybe I would be so gracious to cover the roof. Yes where there are no shingles, nothing can be covered! "


Vegeta grinned. But Bzulma also grinned today and that unsettled him. When Bulma grinned, it usually didn't mean anything good. (Man please remember trunks)

But without a word she disappeared ... but reappeared shortly afterwards, with a strange device that somehow reminded of a machine guarantee.


"Smile please!" She joked, lifting the thing up towards Vegeta and pulling the trigger. A flash of lightning shot from the muzzle and hit Vegeta.




After their eyes got used to normal daylight again, Bulma looked at her husband.




Sorry, but I have to stop. Sequel follows.