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Fanfic: Gott´s Final Fight (erotisch)
Chapter: Gott's Final Fight (erotic)
The story still takes place in the time when Piccolo and God were not fused:
Once upon a time, a long, long time ago on a small, blue planet there was once again a martial arts tournament. The greatest fighters on the planet signed up: Son Goku, Son Gohan, Vegeta, Ten-Shin-Han, Chao-Zu, Yam-Shu, Piccolo, Kuirin and Muten Roshi * gg *. For the first time in history there was also a women's tournament, as it couldn't be otherwise, Bulma and ChiChi also took part. All Z-fighters mastered the preliminary round fights flawlessly, only Muten Roshi was cautioned because he grabbed a participant's bottom. ChiChi literally hit her opponent in the hospital because she had scolded her old cleaning lady. Bulma, on the other hand, had used some very good fighting techniques that Vegeta probably taught her.
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Meanwhile in God's palace:
Like every afternoon, God and Popo sat around in God's palace and got drunk * gg *.The two have no idea what dire disaster awaits them. Because in the dead zone, Pilaf is just about to leave the dead zone with his followers and finally seize world domination. Besides, he wanted to kill all Z-fighters, their families, friends, etc.
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At the tournament, the fourth final has already begun, which only consists of the Z fighters (Muten Roshi was thrown out of the ring by a fighter because his eyes were elsewhere).
In the first fight in the quarterfinals Kuirin and Chao-Zu faced each other. Kuirin only narrowly defeated Chao-Zu * gg * by running up to him and kicking him out of the ring with his head (bald head). The second quarter-final fight seemed to be a little more interesting, because Ten-Shin-Han and Yam-Shu faced each other. It seemed as if both were equally strong at first, but Ten-Shin-Han blocked the (terrible) wolf attack by Yam-Shu without any problems.When the three-eyed man split up into three, Yam-Shu had no more chance. In the next fight Piccolo and Son Goku faced each other, but Piccolo (the coward) gave up before the fight. Son Gohan and Vegeta, on the other hand, beat their heads in as if there was no tomorrow. Half the ring was already just more ashes when Vegeta tore Son Gohan's pants off and Son Gohan only stands there with shorts. Son Gohan was so embarrassed (half the school was watching) that he ran away. Nobody could expect Vegeta to use such nasty techniques * gg *.
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When the strippers had said goodbye to God and Popo, God and Popo puked down like every time they were drunk. The people on earth thought it was sulfur rain and worshiped God even more. (Full nasty, oda?) When God finally slept off his intoxication (Namekians can take a lot), a huge bang made God tremble (while peeing) (to the great regret of Popo, who can clean the toilet again).
It was pilaf. He awoke the dragon Shen-long (Chinese: means long tail), who promptly fulfilled his wish (to free Frezzer, Cell and the Ginyu Force from hell and make them his subjects).
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In the first semi-final fight Kuirin and Ten-Shin-Han faced each other. Both hit their bald heads like mad. Until Ten-Shin-Han found out that Chao-Zu was amusing himself with Muten-Roshi. Kuirin was declared the winner. In the second semi-final fight the 2 giants faced each other: Son Goku and Vegeta. Vegeta, who had waited so long for this moment, berated Son Goku so wildly that he confessed his affair with Bulma. Of course, that upset Vegeta and he too confessed to his affair with ChiChi. Now the two could not be stopped, they knew no mercy, no mercy. Vegeta used his Final Flash technique, but he failed because he shot between Son Goku's legs (you know what he was looking for).Son Goku replied with the Genkidama with which Vegeta also defeated. Vegeta, who has not lost his pride because he is the first to survive the Genkidama (except for Frezzer, but at the time Vegeta was dead).
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In God's palace meanwhile a life and death battle raged between God and Cell. Meanwhile, Popo attacked Pilaf and his followers. God uses all the techniques known to him, but Cell responded with ingenious evasive maneuvers. Frezzer and the Ginyu Force had little to do, so they drank a little. What they didn't know is that what they were drinking was Namek wine, which is 120% alcohol. And Frezzer and the Ginyu Force cribbled on this alcohol. Popo meanwhile had taught Pilaf's followers that fear now turned to the fight with Pilaf. God showed Cell what a hoe is and threatened him with various articles from Beate Uhse.
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In the final of the 100,000 tournament, Son Goku and Kuruin faced each other.
It looked like a terrible fight, but Kuruin (who was considered a favorite) gave up because he didn't want to beat a friend (yes, Kuruin is in love with Son Goku!). Once again Son Goku is the winner of the tournament.
In the women's final, ChiChi and Bulma faced each other, both pissed off because they knew about their husbands' affairs. ChiChi won this fight because Bulma attacked her with a "weapon" (nen Vibrrrrrr.).
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After a longer fight, Popo defeats Pilaf with his Po-slam. God also had the better sheet for himself, of course, as Cell was distracted by the posters in God's palace (there are no women in Hell, except the devils, because they are women). So it wasn't a big problem for God to defeat Cell.
There was peace on earth again and if they haven't died then they are still alive today.
by Gott Flo (1st Fan-Fic.)
Once upon a time, a long, long time ago on a small, blue planet there was once again a martial arts tournament. The greatest fighters on the planet signed up: Son Goku, Son Gohan, Vegeta, Ten-Shin-Han, Chao-Zu, Yam-Shu, Piccolo, Kuirin and Muten Roshi * gg *. For the first time in history there was also a women's tournament, as it couldn't be otherwise, Bulma and ChiChi also took part. All Z-fighters mastered the preliminary round fights flawlessly, only Muten Roshi was cautioned because he grabbed a participant's bottom. ChiChi literally hit her opponent in the hospital because she had scolded her old cleaning lady. Bulma, on the other hand, had used some very good fighting techniques that Vegeta probably taught her.
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Meanwhile in God's palace:
Like every afternoon, God and Popo sat around in God's palace and got drunk * gg *.The two have no idea what dire disaster awaits them. Because in the dead zone, Pilaf is just about to leave the dead zone with his followers and finally seize world domination. Besides, he wanted to kill all Z-fighters, their families, friends, etc.
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At the tournament, the fourth final has already begun, which only consists of the Z fighters (Muten Roshi was thrown out of the ring by a fighter because his eyes were elsewhere).
In the first fight in the quarterfinals Kuirin and Chao-Zu faced each other. Kuirin only narrowly defeated Chao-Zu * gg * by running up to him and kicking him out of the ring with his head (bald head). The second quarter-final fight seemed to be a little more interesting, because Ten-Shin-Han and Yam-Shu faced each other. It seemed as if both were equally strong at first, but Ten-Shin-Han blocked the (terrible) wolf attack by Yam-Shu without any problems.When the three-eyed man split up into three, Yam-Shu had no more chance. In the next fight Piccolo and Son Goku faced each other, but Piccolo (the coward) gave up before the fight. Son Gohan and Vegeta, on the other hand, beat their heads in as if there was no tomorrow. Half the ring was already just more ashes when Vegeta tore Son Gohan's pants off and Son Gohan only stands there with shorts. Son Gohan was so embarrassed (half the school was watching) that he ran away. Nobody could expect Vegeta to use such nasty techniques * gg *.
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When the strippers had said goodbye to God and Popo, God and Popo puked down like every time they were drunk. The people on earth thought it was sulfur rain and worshiped God even more. (Full nasty, oda?) When God finally slept off his intoxication (Namekians can take a lot), a huge bang made God tremble (while peeing) (to the great regret of Popo, who can clean the toilet again).
It was pilaf. He awoke the dragon Shen-long (Chinese: means long tail), who promptly fulfilled his wish (to free Frezzer, Cell and the Ginyu Force from hell and make them his subjects).
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In the first semi-final fight Kuirin and Ten-Shin-Han faced each other. Both hit their bald heads like mad. Until Ten-Shin-Han found out that Chao-Zu was amusing himself with Muten-Roshi. Kuirin was declared the winner. In the second semi-final fight the 2 giants faced each other: Son Goku and Vegeta. Vegeta, who had waited so long for this moment, berated Son Goku so wildly that he confessed his affair with Bulma. Of course, that upset Vegeta and he too confessed to his affair with ChiChi. Now the two could not be stopped, they knew no mercy, no mercy. Vegeta used his Final Flash technique, but he failed because he shot between Son Goku's legs (you know what he was looking for).Son Goku replied with the Genkidama with which Vegeta also defeated. Vegeta, who has not lost his pride because he is the first to survive the Genkidama (except for Frezzer, but at the time Vegeta was dead).
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In God's palace meanwhile a life and death battle raged between God and Cell. Meanwhile, Popo attacked Pilaf and his followers. God uses all the techniques known to him, but Cell responded with ingenious evasive maneuvers. Frezzer and the Ginyu Force had little to do, so they drank a little. What they didn't know is that what they were drinking was Namek wine, which is 120% alcohol. And Frezzer and the Ginyu Force cribbled on this alcohol. Popo meanwhile had taught Pilaf's followers that fear now turned to the fight with Pilaf. God showed Cell what a hoe is and threatened him with various articles from Beate Uhse.
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In the final of the 100,000 tournament, Son Goku and Kuruin faced each other.
It looked like a terrible fight, but Kuruin (who was considered a favorite) gave up because he didn't want to beat a friend (yes, Kuruin is in love with Son Goku!). Once again Son Goku is the winner of the tournament.
In the women's final, ChiChi and Bulma faced each other, both pissed off because they knew about their husbands' affairs. ChiChi won this fight because Bulma attacked her with a "weapon" (nen Vibrrrrrr.).
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After a longer fight, Popo defeats Pilaf with his Po-slam. God also had the better sheet for himself, of course, as Cell was distracted by the posters in God's palace (there are no women in Hell, except the devils, because they are women). So it wasn't a big problem for God to defeat Cell.
There was peace on earth again and if they haven't died then they are still alive today.
by Gott Flo (1st Fan-Fic.)