hihi, ok, it went pretty stupid earlier, so I'll try it again: Saiyan-Always good for a surprise






Note: If the characters are not reflected that way, don't be angry! ^^


This is my first fanfic too, so sorry for mistakes


It's mainly about Son Goku and Vegeta, don't you


just surprise :) The headline doesn’t really fit me


I just couldn't think of one, but I needed one ... I'll dedicate


this fanfiction Maron, Sakura and Bunnysun.


And now: have fun !!!


"What is that supposed to mean? Why are you here?!? I don't need a> decency wow

"It's all your fault, Kakarot!"-"What? But ... oh, it doesn't matter! I don't feel like sitting around here anymore! I go! ", Goko stands up and rips off the handcuffs," are you coming with me? "Vegeta gets up too and lets the handcuffs break," What do you think? "He holds out his arm ..." Ah, no, Vegeta! Don't make everything equal to the ground again! We'll just disappear inconspicuously this time, okay? "It crashes and Son-Goku has already flown through the wall. You can hear a lot of footsteps and loud screams." For me ... do they really think they could hold someone here? Poor madman! ", Vegeta flies through the wall, which is now collapsing completely." Let's fly back, our women are probably already worried! "-" Tse! "...


"THERE ARE YOU FINALLY !!!", Bulma screams and comes running towards the two of them. "Hello Bulma!", Greets Son-Goku, but is overrun by Bulma, who is now taking Vegeta by the collar, "Where are the purchases ???", she looks around confused. "Ouch ...", Goku slowly sits up again, "Oh, hello !!!"-" Ah, hello Goku! ", the master of the turtles comes up to him and whispers to him:" Don't Bulma look hot in her miniskirt ??? "-"Hm? Uh ... ", Goku gets a drop." YOU OLD LUCKY NEWK !!!! AHHH! "Bulma gives him one.


"Pah! Kindergarten!", Vegeta turns away and wants to go to the weight room, but Bulma stands in his way: "What about the shopping now ???" "Oh, you talk like an old washerwoman!" "WHAT I DO ??? ARGH!", Bulma yells at him and he can't do anything ... "HAHAHA", meanwhile Kuririn has also come and the 3 can't help but laugh. "hmm ...?", Bulma turns to the three, "Oh, just wait, Son-Goku! I'll come to you too !!", she walks slowly towards him, "you should take care of him after all!" !! What did you think? I'll send you two to go shopping and you come back empty-handed! ... ", so Bulma ceded for a while. "Oh, man! What's that on?She's got a lot of pepper in her bum! ", Kuririn approaches Vegeta," But you've done something ...! Hehe "-" Oh, shut up! ", Vegeta grumbles back and gives Kuririn a 'slight clap'. Kuririn flies through the air screaming and only stops in the 4th after she has flown through 3 rocks." AUA !!! ... Ouch, full on the Omme! "-" What a wretched weakling! Probably spends the whole time polishing her bald head ... "


"... You are really unreliable! I will now go into the house and try to save dinner ...", Bulma finally lets go of Son-Goku and walks towards the house. "Phew, thought I won't survive that ...!", Goku sits up slowly and pats his clothes. "How do you endure it with a woman, Kakarot? They only whine and nag ...!" "Oh, yes, you are right! I really feel sorry for poor Son-Goku, he doesn’t have an easy time with Chichi! She is a real house dragon and makes his life hell!So in his place ... ", Muten Roshi is interrupted:" PLEASE ???? What does this mean??? AHH! ", Chichi grills him with a rolling pin." Ouch ... and that at my age ... "-" You are welcome to have another rubdown !! And you two useless ... ", she looks angrily at the giggling Saiyajin," just keep laughing, then you will surely get it! "After a drop of water the two fall silent immediately." It's okay, Chichi, don't get upset ... ", Goku tries to calm his wife down." We'll talk to each other, Goku !!! What are you thinking of always leaving me at home alone ??? ", she gets more and more upset and again and again complains incessantly at the puzzled-looking Son-Goku." Oh man, women! ", Vegeta is on his way to the weight room, but suddenly he feels an incredibly strong energy." But ... what is that? That can't be true ... impossible! Who but Kakarot and me can be so strong ...? ", he wonders when Son-Goku asks:" Do you feel it too?"The two Saiyajin nod imperceptibly, the situation seems to be really serious! Chichi notices that something seems to be wrong ...:" What's going on? ... Oh, no! You won't just go away now, do you hear? "-" But Chichi, it's important! Something scary is going on ... we have to do something! "-" You always say that and then you just die !!! You die far too often anyway, people are already talking about it ...! You stay! "-" But ... understand me, I have to! Otherwise we are all lost! "-"NO! Do you understand? Not resist talking!!! "" Now let him go, woman! ", Vegeta cuts in annoyed." Stay out of there! It's not your husband who dies all the time! ", she snaps at him." Uh ... ", Vegeta looks very puzzled, but then he finds his composure again:" Of course! I'm not gay !!!! You don't have them all anymore! "He's flushed and completely upset." BE SILENT! ", she shakes Goku back and forth," Now say something!"" Uh ... ah! ", Goku gets another drop and is shaken around again." You are a lazy no-good! You don't go to work, you don't earn any money at all, you don't help me around the house, you eat my hair off my head, you're a bad guy ... ", Goku can't stand it anymore:" Well, I'm leaving now! I'm sorry Chichi! Bye! "To say goodbye, he briefly lifts his hand and then- ZAP. Chichi can't believe her eyes, Goku and Vegeta have disappeared! Exhausted and dejected, she sinks to the ground." SON-GOKUUUUU !!!! "


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