Hello! This is my first FF! I hope you enjoy it! I'm sorry about the misspellings! I hope you can still decipher the story! Have fun and write a lot of comments!






Indian & Kame-Hame-Ha (DragonballZ vs. Manitou's Shoe)






"kakarott, where are we here? on the ass of the world? where others have their wits, you probably only have straw in your pear! find dragonball? " hissed vegeta. "Don't be angry right away! He has to be around 50 miles here," replied Son-Goku, "We'll find him yet." "And if not, we're deep in the shit!" said vegeta when the two flew over a desert plain. "look, down there! maybe the two funny characters down there can help you" said son-goku afterwards and pointed to two riders who seemed to be in a hurry.

vegeta and son-goku landed a little apart from them in a wooded area so as not to appear particularly conspicuous. As they got closer, they overheard a conversation between the two strangers.


"where are you sucking, where should the second part of the treasure map be? at the puda-rosa-ranch? what is that for an idiotic name?" "don't say anything against the name of meim's twin brother winnetouch's beauty farm!" " you have to zwillingsbruader? yo, am I experiencing completely new sides of you? why host kept it from me until now, huh? and what is the treasure with which ma de schosonen are supposed to pay off? a gem, you say? "


"a gemstone? do you mean the dragon ball?" whispered son-goku to vegeta. "don't talk nonsense!" said this. "yes, we can try it!" said Son-Goku and jumped straight out of the bushes towards the two strangers.


"Hello, I'm sorry that I overheard your conversation, but do you happen to know what this gem that this treasure map leads to looks like?is that a round orange ball with four golden stars? "


"what is dos for a character joke?" abahachi whispered to ranger. ranger just shrugged and turned to son-goku. "I don't know exactly, until recently I didn't know that there is such a gemstone! I have to ask him" and he pointed to abahachi. "Now it occurred to me that I haven't even introduced myself! So I'm son-goku, who are you?"


Vegeta meanwhile, still crouching behind the trees, sent son-goku telephatically a message: "Don't talk about it, get down to business" and he sat down, in the foreboding that the sociable son-goku would still have a long time would chat for a while.


"I am abahatchi, chief of the apaches, and doss is my white blood brother ranger! The hot man will save my life at a railroad crossing, you know? And that's why tradition has asked us to make blood brotherhood!oh yes, because of the gemstone, i have no idea either! I still want to ask my grandfather gray star what he looks like, but on the deathbed I found it too unsuitable! "


son-goku thought for a moment and then it shot out of him "you know what, we'll just help you look! come vegeta, we want to help them both!" and as he did so he waved to Vegeta to come over. he reluctantly trudged out of the trees and wondered why he obeyed Son-Goku's order. maybe he was just bored and curious and wanted to know what kind of strange guys the two strangers were.


he stood there with his legs apart, with his typical nasty grin and looked at ranger and abahatchi, who were both a head taller than him. when they saw vegeta they had to struggle not to laugh out loud at vegeta's elevator.


"what are you laughing so stupidly? take a look at yourself!" he then hissed. "Be careful, he is not to be trifled with" muttered son-goku, but abahachi and rager just looked at each other and snorted out loud!"We should be afraid of this garden gnome! Jo de schoschonen can do more to us!"


vegeta, who heard this and didn't find it funny at all, shot a light ball of energy into the trees to demonstrate his strength. these immediately went up in flames.


"Oh, we shouldn't have said that now! He's going to attack us! Hey son-goku, or whatever your name is, sucked your friend that he shouldn't harm us, we didn't mean jo net!"


"Hey, vegeta, stop that! You could destroy the dragonball! And besides, you shouldn't blow up the whole area!" "I thought these things are indestructible? And besides, this area is worthless anyway when the people are there not even showing the necessary respect to a saiyan prince! "


"Now he's starting again with his title of nobility! I knew it right away!" said son-goku "better not address him like that, the guy is very moody!"


said ranger in response.

"oh, come vegeta, don't be like that, help us look!", tried to calm down son-goku vegeta. "But only because afterwards I can finally fight with you!", said the still angry vegeta "always remember, you two jokes, I could wipe you out with one blow, and I'm not always in as good a mood as today."


"so, where is the treasure now?", son-goku asked the two of them, who were still undecided whether to be afraid or to laugh, standing there and staring at vegeta.


"how, oh yes, the treasure! we have a problem! we only lifted part of the treasure map and now we have to look for the other parts! i lifted the treasure map divided by four. i gave one part to the winnetouch, dos knows." I still have! Oba, unfortunately, i had no idea about the stay of the other two parts. But I think winnetouch could help us! " said abahachi, but was not aware of the scope of his words, because vegeta almost filped out: "what?!?!shall we play scouts now and look for the remaining three parts !? I thought it was a matter of five minutes! are you crazy now? no, that's below my dignity. I'm going home! "


"oh come on vegeta! it will be fun for sure!" said son-goku, "if you know something like joke," he added meekly and thank god vegeta didn't hear that who knows what else he would have done with this insult. "well, but don't think I'll help you look! if it gets too stupid for me, I'll blow the whole area up!"


"good, don’t we can ride on jo now. on to the puda-rosa-ranch!" announced abahachi. "ride? don't think I'm going to sit on such a stupid, lame-footed horse! the prince of the saiyajin on a horse, tell me it's still going? it'll get that far!" called vegeta. abahachi said: "but how else do you want to get around? on foot?"


"um, we're flying! don't you guys?" replied son-goku. "to fly?said ranger. "no, we can just do that," said son-goku. "well, that seems a bit spanish to me, ifa please, waunts thinks it'll fly after us!" said ranger on it, because he didn't want to make a stupid comment because he was afraid that Vegeta might get angry again.


When the four of them arrived at the puda-rosa-ranch, abahachi said to the others before knocking on the door: "please don't be frightened, my twin brother is a bit ..... um ..... mh. .... how should I express it, well it is brought about a little bit. " and then he knocked.


when the door finally opened, everyone swallowed once. in front of them stood an indian with the same robe as abahachi, only everything in shades of pink, with a pink feather in his long black hair, perfectly filed fingernails and with a cloud of scent that appeared to the male beings present as abhorrent.


Abahachi was the first to find his language again: "so, this is my twin brother winnetouch."