Hi guys, I hope you survived my last FF. Because here is my latest work! If you are a believer (it wasn't good?) This FF is especially suitable for you !!!  * laughing out loud * Anyway, I want to oppose a lot of comments !!! So, write some!






Vegeta becomes pastor or interior design Veggi and CO.




Vegeta: "Lick me! No 10 SSJs will bring me into this dump !!! Honestly, I smooch Kakarott !!!"


Bulma: "Really? I want to see that !!!"


Vegeta: "Okay, I'll take the latter back, but I'm not going there !!!"


Bulma: "As you mean, but I hope for you that you can cook and ..."


Vegeta: "Whaaaas? You can't be serious !!! Would you really go that far?"


Bulma: "If you force me, I am capable of anything!


As you can hear very clearly here, there is a dispute. The picture that presents itself is probably already known, Vegeta and Bulma are arguing again.

Vegeta: "Okay, I'll go with you, but I'm not going to worship this weak green guy, at most I'll be kidding the gay sack that is always in front!" ...




On the way to the church, the two keep silent, Vegeta's bad mood, there is nothing more to add.


There is also nothing more to add to Bulma's good mood, she had got her way again. To the chagrin of Vegeta.


He had decided to ruin Bulma's day again.


He didn't know how yet, but he would remember that soon enough.


When they arrive at the church, Vegeta immediately destroys the last two church benches, which he immediately regrets, because now they have to sit in the first row, which is the only one that is still free.


Vegeta: "My holy Sayajin, what is this facility disaster?


If I'm supposed to go here every Sunday now, at least I don't want to throw up when I come in !!!I will have to change a few things here ... "


Bulma: "Only the pastor can do that personally!"


Vegeta: "Is that the gay Sa ..."


Bulma: "Shut up! You won't change anything here!"


Vegete: "You said the * pointing to the hideously dressed man * is allowed to do that!"


Bulma, "Exactly! He is allowed to do this, you are not!"


Vegeta: "I'm going to be a pastor (I know he would never go sooo ... far to get his way! But what should I do, my story lives from his being a pastor !! * ggg *)


Bulma made a stupid face at first, ´She had actually taken that seriously´ but then she laughed completely and shocked the rest of the believers.


Bulma: "* snort * Sure, you have a sense of humor, it was really good * laughing yourself half dead * !!!! But even if you were serious, he had to be out of office first!


Vegeta: "Then I'll see to it that he resigns!"


Bulma: "Do you want to bully him until he can't take it anymore?Vegeta, you make really good jokes !!! "* lie on the floor *


Vegeta: "I'm not kidding, I'm dead serious!


Bulma: "Oho, I see, the guy doesn't live long, I'm right, right?


Vegeta: "Ohh ... jaaaaa ..., ohhh ... jaaaa ... You don't even know how right you are !!!"


Two minutes later the pastor enters "the stage" and begins to "babble irrelevant stuff":




Pastor Hassler: Dear Congregation, I greet you in the name of the Father ...




Vegeta: Bulma, how does he know my father?


Bulma: As if you care!


Vegeta: Yes, that's right!




... and the son, ...


Vegeta: And he knows me too, I've never been here, how does he know me?




... and the Holy Spirit, amen.


Vegeta: * roar * How on earth does he know you, Bulma? I'm freaking out here!


Even a guy like me, with nerves like wire ropes, can't take it!



A 94 year old grandpa from the last row: Mempf in Gottef's name, fine fie but quiet! I want to enjoy the preaching!




Vegeta: Fuck the food, I have to go to the gravity room right away !!!


Otherwise the guy there * will beat me up * at grandpa herbert * tomorrow with his cane!


Grandpa Herbert: You can lose yourself on that! 74 years ago, got the black belt !!!


And if you still do it today!




Vegeta: ... FINAL BOTTLE ...


Then he goes home. The pastor puts Grandpa Herbert on the list of those to be buried. Everyone takes a minute of silence and goes home 50 minutes earlier.




Bulma shits Veggi again unsuccessfully (Why? What was he doing so bad?)


Bulma: How could you? If you want to be a pastor, you can't do that anymore!


Vegeta: Why? Isn't it one of the goals of the Church to attract more children to the Church?I'll make it all really child-friendly!


Bulma: What are you going to do?


Vegeta: Hold on! First I have to be a pastor!






Vegeta puts his plan into action, (and that at 3:00 in the morning * yawn *)


He sneaks into the house of the "gay sack". Of course he wears his combat suit, which of course also includes gloves.


He set out to make it look like a simple break-in, so he destroys the door with a no energy beam, and ravages the living room by flying three times at SJ speed through the "tastelessly decorated" room. Then he went into the kitchen, but an old Sj proverb says: One dead a day and that before dinner you can measure up to 200 dead.


When he thought about it like that, it wasn't that old, to be precise he had just invented it, but that didn't matter because he made his own rules anyway. So he turned, perhaps to prove that he was strictly following his rules, and walked up the stairs towards the bedroom, where he just got the "almost non-existent" aura of his "future predecessor"

Had located. He was neither quiet nor did he try to be quiet (he has no reason to!). On the contrary, he trilled a little song that he had written himself, he called it the "Song of the great Vegeta and his heroic deeds, with particular attention to" defeating Kakakot "


(Please don't make a stupid face and say "Oh, how funny, we all laughed ha, ha, ha !!! Better to come up with a better title, suggestions in the form of comments are welcome !!!)


And stomped up the stairs (ear witnesses report: It sounded as if a herd of elephants were running up the stairs "Pah, as if they had ever heard a herd of elephants running up a flight of stairs !!!). In the bedroom of the ... ahem ... nice man, he slowly creeps up to the bed in which Pastor Hassler slumbered blissfully, and dreamed of paradise, (slow is relative in this case, but I mean slow for us, like Grandma Elfriede, you know !! !) With one quick blow he silences the pastor "... forever ..."

After the work was done, he first went back to the kitchen of the "sleeping forever" and reached out, SJ-style. There was nothing left at his home. When he was full he flew back to Capsulecorp. And went to sleep! Tomorrow someone would find this ugly place and he could finally spice up this dirty hole in the church.




The next morning at Capsolecorp. Actually everything was as always, Vegeta complained that Bulma was already in his bed again (read the story of CariCaro, because I stole that, and I will have to wear the consoles when I come to school tomorrow!) Bulma complained that he had put her naked in the hallway again and that the gravity room was, ten minutes later, just junk.


In the evening they heard of the "tragic death of the almost everywhere popular" pastor. It was also said: Anyone who wants to apply as a successor should contact the pastor.

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So that was the first part, the second is still in progress!


But I skip a part. In the second part, Vegeta is already a pastor and on the way to his first sermon!


I ask for a lot of comments again!


I want honest opinions! And don't give yourselves any hope, even with bad criticism I won't give up the disc!




HEGDL,


your banny bunny !!!