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Fanfic: Liebestipps von Son-Goku

Chapter: Love tips from Son Goku

Sorry, took a little longer.




The next day Bulma didn't speak a single word to Vegeta. When she woke up he didn't get the usual good morning kiss as usual, she just pulled the covers off him. Since he still didn't want to get up, she opened the window and freezing cold poured into the bedroom.


,, Uah, is that cold, close the window! ", he quivered. Bulma didn't hear and just left." She's crazy! "He closed the window and went out into the hallway, where he met Son Goku, who still lived here. Goku asked: “Man, Vegeta, what did you do with Bulma? Otherwise she won't be so angry this early in the morning. "


Vegeta: "Oh, that was so ..."


Vegeta told him about the night with the horror movie.


,, ... and now she's bitching. "" Well, "said Goku. "Something like that happened to me with Chichi. She didn't look at me for 2 weeks. "How did you make it up to you then?" "I gave her her favorite flowers.Women like gifts, you know. "


"Are you giving me love tips now, Kakarott? ",, Well ..." ,, And did the flowers bring anything? "" Nope, she tore up the flowers and threw them away. "" Helps me a lot, Kakarott. ",, Then give Bulma something else, um, for example a goat!" ,, A goat ?! Then I have two Bulmas in the house who double up! "Women think little goats are cute!" "You can tell that you have no idea about women, Kakarott. "" Um, then a little kitten! "" I'm rude to these critters! "" Then a cute pony. All women want ponies. "" Where should I get one? No, that's not the solution ... "" Or give her a trip somewhere for free, preferably an expensive one, so that she thinks you only want the best for her. "" Then I have to go with you! I dont want that! "" But you should think about something quickly, she will surely kick you out soon. "" OH NO! Who should cook for me then? And without money I can't buy anything to eat, so I would have to work, but I neither want nor can!I have to think about something! ... I'm just not the type who knows anything about love. "


,,Neither do I."


"And I've never been able to understand women."


,,Neither do I."


"Because I'm not an Earthling."


"Hey, me neither!"


"You already noticed? ... Ah, I think I know what I'm doing! "" What are your tactics? Attack from behind and take you by surprise, or right from the front and strike properly? "" Nonsense with cheese! "Ah, delicious, where?" "Man, you idiot, that's a saying! I do it very differently. I have to pay her a compliment first and then ... have to ... I ... myself ... I ... have to ... me ... "" Excuse me? " I don't even know how to do that! You say: Bulma, I want to apologize for ignoring you last night. I'm very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very sorry. And now repeat that! ",, Bulma, I would like to .................................... ...............?",, ... excuse ..." ,, E ... ent ... ent ... school ... school ... di ... di ... di ... ge ... ge ... gen that I paid no attention to you yesterday. It ... I'm ... ",, ... I'm very ³³ sorry ..." ,, ... very ³³ sorry ... ", Vegeta choked out." Not bad for the beginning, but not stuttering so, otherwise she will notice that you are not serious. "So Goku practiced the whole day with Vegeta until he had strapped the text. ,, SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr good, Vegetable. Now go to Bulma. "He took his hand, squeezed it and stroked it, then he said:" Tschacka, you can do it! "Goku motivated Vegeta, who yanked his hand away again and went into the kitchen, where Bulma was making dinner.






How will Bulma react? Will she forgive Vegeta? Or will she kick him out and he has to go to work? You will find out in






"The sparkling washing machine"



Bye Bye


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