Vegeta is walking around town looking for the cinema as the new DragonballZ movie is coming out. An old woman came towards him and he resolved to ask her. He went up to her and said:


"Um, sorry, Grandma, but can you tell me where the cinema is?"


The old woman looked at him and then said:


"What kind of Bambino?"


"Oooh, NO BAMBINO! Where's the cinema?"


"Huh, I don't understand. What do you want?"


"I want to know where the cinema is!"


"Uh, don't you know a bit of chatter? I don't understand somehow!"


"WHERE IS THE CINEMA?"


"Well, somehow ... ah, so, you're looking for a Kassino? Well, that's the youth that is days, yes, yes!"


(Vegeta turns red)


"NO !!! NO CASINO !!! ONE KIIIIIIINNNOOOOOOO !!!"


"I think I have to turn up my hearing aid a bit. Wait a minute!"


(While the grandma continues fiddling with her hearing aid, the Saiyajin prince is getting more and more impatient and impatient)

"Will it take any longer?" yelled Vegeta.


(The grandma doesn't even react)


"HEEEEEEEE !!!! TAKES NO LONGER ???"


(Grandma looks at him and then continues to fiddle with her hearing aid)


"HAAAALLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!"


"Uh, you, do you know me do mol help? I kind of check nedde!"


"Uh, well. If I knew how something like that works. Anyway, let's just try everything."


(Vegeta tries this and that and then presses a red button)


"Ah, well. That's better. Uh, can you help me put the thing in my ear?"


(Vegeta made a disgusting face and helped Grandma after all.)


"A kloins bissele feschter."


(Vegeta stuffed the thing in her ear so that it comes out on the other side.)


"Ah, that was, glob i, a bissele zu fescht. So what did you want from me young man?"


(Vegeta touched his forehead)


"I ... WANT ... TO KNOW ... WHERE ... THAT ... CINEMA ... IS !!!"

"Know no a bissele lauder chat? Only no a kloins bissele!"


"I just want to know where the cinema is!" Vegeta whined softly.


"Yes, she said it gloi. Of the cinema ........... well ... yes a guade Frog, where is the nommol? Oh i glob des was rebuilt, but it was so long ago ! "


"The cinema was rebuilt in 1970 but it doesn't matter. It wasn't that long ago, right, no, not at all!"


"Of the cinema, has to be there somewhere. Oh, yes i dorf yes with gelle?"


(The grandma grins at Vegeta stupidly and hugs Vegeta's arm. Vegeta tries to free herself, but the grandma won't let her)


"Ah, yes. What's going on there?"


"Ääääääh, Dra- Dra- Dragonball- DragonballZ, why?"


"Uh, I don't know it, but it doesn't matter. It must be a shameful film, right?"


"Uh, uh. Yes, this is a good ... movie!"


(They run to the cinema. Vegeta and Grandma sit down. When Grandma sat down next to Vegeta, Vegeta shifted to the right and on and on and on until he finally slams off the row of seats.)

(Just before the film starts - the cinema is full of bangs - grandma gets up and screams for everyone to hear)


"Well, this young man up here made it possible for me to be here today. That's my friend. So, bidde a warm applause for my young friend up here, hehe."


(The other cinema-goers laugh at each other, grandma is the only one clapping and Vegeta keeps sliding down from the seat - of course with a red face)




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