Translation
Fanfic: Bulma`s Versuch/Plan H (Das Magazin)
Chapter: Bulma`s attempt / Plan H (Das Magazin)
Yo!
And here I am again. I am back in black (greetings from AC / DC;)) Since I've more than earned a break through extremely hard training, I'll now relax a little in front of the screen. Times guggen what then goes through my head. Let's go. Good luck.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Chi-Chi yawned and scratched the tip of her nose. Her gaze fell on her husband who was still asleep in bed next to her. Thanks to that he had a very deep sleep, otherwise last night would have been really embarrassing for Bulma. Chi-Chi got out of bed and looked out the window. C18 was already busy hitting krillin in the garden. So that's what she calls training ..... interesting. Poor krillin. Shaking her head, Chi-Chi let the curtains fall again and stretched a little. The pleasant laziness that soothing sleep brought with it slowly fell away from her and a few minutes later her brain cells also began to revitalize.(As we all know, Chi-Chi isn't exactly the fastest of the whole gang.) She didn't want to wake Goku, so she crept quietly out of the room, towards the kitchen. On the way there she poked briefly into Bulma's room, but she was still asleep. Once in the kitchen, Chi-Chi first made a good breakfast and since she was at it, she cooked an entire break for everyone in the house. As she waited for the pancakes to finish, she found an old magazine in a drawer. Since she was bored and the pancakes still needed a little time, she sat down at the table and flipped through the magazine. All of a sudden she stared at one page, so absorbed in the article that she forgot the time. But when the pancakes burst into flames behind her, Chi-Chi jumped up in horror, threw the magazine into the next corner and did the same with the pancakes, only that she didn't throw them into the corner, but out the window.She didn't know why she had done that, it was just a panic reaction, but she could hear very clearly that she had hit. "AAAAAH !!!! C18 !! HELP ME !!!!" Very carefully Chi-Chi blinked out the window and prayed to heaven and hell not to see what she expected to see. Unfortunately, God and Satan had other things to do today and had all eyes from the C.C. averted. Accordingly, Chi-Chi saw exactly what she did not want to see. A krillin running around in a triangle with burning pancakes on his head. Chi-Chi turned on the sole of his foot, ran to the sink and filled a bucket full of water. Then she ran back to the window - and threw the entire bucket outside. And once again nobody knew why she did that, but it didn't matter. She met when Krillin announced loudly: "AAAAAAAAH !!! A BUCKET ATTACKS ME !! NA YOU'RE WAITING A BUCKET! YOU GIVE IT !!" Satisfied with himself (because now Krillin had water with which to erase his head ) Chi-Chi closed the window again and started to stir up a new pancake batter.Along the way, she reread the article that she had studied in detail beforehand. Of the various good smells (apart from that of a burning krillin) all were slowly taken out of their rooms and trotted into the kitchen. Chi-Chi would like to blurt out her magazine discovery, but at the moment someone was present who wasn't allowed to hear it. So she shifted restlessly in her chair until everyone was finally finished with their meal (and as the clever reader knows, it takes a lot longer with Saiyans). When everyone got up and wanted to leave the kitchen, Chi-Chi gave her two friends a dry towel. It worked. Everyone else left the room as quickly as possible. Drying off… .brrrr…. no thanks. So Bulma and 18 started drying the dishes and Chi-Chi blurted out: "Do you know what I've just read? No, of course you don't. So I'll tell you. I read an article from a sleep psychologist who claims you can influence people while they sleep.You can z. B. get a man who never shows feelings to discover his feminine side. He will not notice it himself, but he will gradually begin to show feelings. "Bulma and C18 looked at each other grinning.:" Soooo? Well that's interesting. Do you still have the magazine somewhere? "Chi-Chi pulled it out of a drawer and held it under the two of them. The four spent the next half hour whispering about the article with their heads bowed. Chi-Chi suddenly raised her head:" Tell me, where is it Muten-Roshi? I don't wait forever for that old geezer. I saved him pancakes. If it doesn't show up right away, I'll eat it myself. "Bulma said indifferently:" Oh, he. I locked him in his room. So at least he keeps his hands off us. "" oh, okay. "That closed the subject and the women turned back to more important things. The article said that you only had to buy a specific CD and let it play while the man was sleeping.One is most easily influenced in sleep. Bulma immediately grabbed the phone and read such a CD to the C.C. deliver. When it finally arrived it was already evening again. The friends had spent their day in various ways. Vegeta in the gravity room, Bulma, 18-18 and Chi-Chi whispering in the garden, Goku and Gohan also in the garden, exercising, Krillin making clever comments and Muten-Roshi alone in his room, looking for a way out.
Bulma took the small package from the delivery man, paid and ran to her friends, shredding the paper. C18 picked up the instructions for use and read them carefully. Then she said: "It says here that you can influence people in their sleep, but what about Saiyans? Do you think that works for them too?" Bulma and Chi-Chi shrugged their shoulders. "We will see."
Vegeta was a little tired. He had trained extremely hard today. When Kakarott had fought in the garden today, Vegeta could feel his energy level.It wasn't very much taller than his, but still, it was taller. Even so, the Saiyan prince was largely satisfied. Today's training went extremely well and there wasn't much left until he was at least on the same level as Kakarott. Vegeta stood briefly under the shower, then immediately went to bed. He wanted out tomorrow morning to continue training. He was so fixated on the next morning that he didn't even notice that something was in his room that hadn't been there before.
When Bulma, Chi-Chi and C18 were sure that the Saiyan prince had fallen asleep, they quietly opened the door and crept to the CD player that Bulma had smuggled into the room. There they put the CD on endless repeat and hit play. The three listened a little and watched Vegeta. He didn't wake up. In fact, he didn't do anything. Bulma looked at Chi-Chi from 18-18. Both shrugged their shoulders. C18 indicated the door, which meant they'd better get out of here.The others nodded and crept out of the room. They closed the door and left Vegeta to his fate. Chi-Chi put her hand on Bulma`s shoulder: "That will work." She nodded again encouragingly and then disappeared into her bedroom, which was right next to Vegeta`s (which Bulma now knew exactly). C18 also wished Bulma good night and went to bed. Following the example of her friends, Bulma also lay under the covers and fell asleep relatively quickly. The next morning, Chi-Chi, Bulma and 18-18 couldn't sleep long because of curiosity and gradually arrived in the kitchen. Grinning, they crept to Vegeta's room. But it was empty! Where was he? The CD was melted by this endless repeating. (It happened to me once. Man, I was angry. That was my favorite disc. Anyway, continue in the text.) Chi-Chi looked at the others: "Come on, we'll split up and look all over the house. We'll meet in 10 minutes back in the kitchen.It has to be somewhere. Where does he want to go so early in the morning? "Chi-Chi`s idea was accepted and so the three walked through the corridors of the CC Bulma was the first to return to the kitchen, two minutes later Chi-Chi was there too. When C18 entered a little late, they both looked up. C18 `s face was adorned with a strange expression. It was something between laughter, pity, and total confusion. Bulma stood up:" Did you find him? "C18 just nodded and indicated the two of them to follow hers. On the way she was asked by Bulma:" Did it work? did his feminine side appear? Tell me! "C18 stood in front of the bathroom door:" Yes, it worked. The feminine side really came out. But see for yourself. "With that she opened the door. Vegeta was standing in front of the mirror with a cup of coffee in her dressing gown. Chi-Chi and Bulma's lower jaw dropped down. Vegeta shaved his legs! (Not that he had hair After all, he's a cartoon character, but let's assume he had, ok !?) Bulma gave a strange squeak and Vegeta looked up.He walked slowly up to the three of them and pulled them into the bathroom. There he said: "You three are just right for me. I don't know what to wear today. I would be here for the red outfit, but somehow the red clings to my black hair. Then I think about this black one , or the blue one ... what do you think? "C18, Bulma and Chi-Chi just stood there, unable to say a single word. Vegeta was still standing in front of them, with the three different outfits in hand and looking at her with cocked head. Suddenly Bulma broke out: "VV-Vegeta ??? Are you crazy now?" Vegeta replied: "Why so angry? I'm sorry that I used your make-up, but no reason is the same to get rough. "His eyes slowly filled with water:" You are so mean. I just wanted your advice. "Bulma no longer knew what to do. The proud Saiyan prince stood wailing in front of her, ready to howl at any moment.The three friends backed out of the bathroom and slammed the door. Then they started screaming: "Oh my Dende !!! What are we going to do now?" "Vegeta ... ..no ... that wasn't Vegeta, that was a monster!" "We have to undo this!" " Stupid Cd. Stupid sleep psychologist! STUFF VEGETA! "" Hey, Vegeta had nothing to do with it. It was our fault! "C18 nodded:" Bulma is right. It was our fault and we have to reverse it somehow. Just how? " The three began to ponder. All of a sudden
And here I am again. I am back in black (greetings from AC / DC;)) Since I've more than earned a break through extremely hard training, I'll now relax a little in front of the screen. Times guggen what then goes through my head. Let's go. Good luck.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Chi-Chi yawned and scratched the tip of her nose. Her gaze fell on her husband who was still asleep in bed next to her. Thanks to that he had a very deep sleep, otherwise last night would have been really embarrassing for Bulma. Chi-Chi got out of bed and looked out the window. C18 was already busy hitting krillin in the garden. So that's what she calls training ..... interesting. Poor krillin. Shaking her head, Chi-Chi let the curtains fall again and stretched a little. The pleasant laziness that soothing sleep brought with it slowly fell away from her and a few minutes later her brain cells also began to revitalize.(As we all know, Chi-Chi isn't exactly the fastest of the whole gang.) She didn't want to wake Goku, so she crept quietly out of the room, towards the kitchen. On the way there she poked briefly into Bulma's room, but she was still asleep. Once in the kitchen, Chi-Chi first made a good breakfast and since she was at it, she cooked an entire break for everyone in the house. As she waited for the pancakes to finish, she found an old magazine in a drawer. Since she was bored and the pancakes still needed a little time, she sat down at the table and flipped through the magazine. All of a sudden she stared at one page, so absorbed in the article that she forgot the time. But when the pancakes burst into flames behind her, Chi-Chi jumped up in horror, threw the magazine into the next corner and did the same with the pancakes, only that she didn't throw them into the corner, but out the window.She didn't know why she had done that, it was just a panic reaction, but she could hear very clearly that she had hit. "AAAAAH !!!! C18 !! HELP ME !!!!" Very carefully Chi-Chi blinked out the window and prayed to heaven and hell not to see what she expected to see. Unfortunately, God and Satan had other things to do today and had all eyes from the C.C. averted. Accordingly, Chi-Chi saw exactly what she did not want to see. A krillin running around in a triangle with burning pancakes on his head. Chi-Chi turned on the sole of his foot, ran to the sink and filled a bucket full of water. Then she ran back to the window - and threw the entire bucket outside. And once again nobody knew why she did that, but it didn't matter. She met when Krillin announced loudly: "AAAAAAAAH !!! A BUCKET ATTACKS ME !! NA YOU'RE WAITING A BUCKET! YOU GIVE IT !!" Satisfied with himself (because now Krillin had water with which to erase his head ) Chi-Chi closed the window again and started to stir up a new pancake batter.Along the way, she reread the article that she had studied in detail beforehand. Of the various good smells (apart from that of a burning krillin) all were slowly taken out of their rooms and trotted into the kitchen. Chi-Chi would like to blurt out her magazine discovery, but at the moment someone was present who wasn't allowed to hear it. So she shifted restlessly in her chair until everyone was finally finished with their meal (and as the clever reader knows, it takes a lot longer with Saiyans). When everyone got up and wanted to leave the kitchen, Chi-Chi gave her two friends a dry towel. It worked. Everyone else left the room as quickly as possible. Drying off… .brrrr…. no thanks. So Bulma and 18 started drying the dishes and Chi-Chi blurted out: "Do you know what I've just read? No, of course you don't. So I'll tell you. I read an article from a sleep psychologist who claims you can influence people while they sleep.You can z. B. get a man who never shows feelings to discover his feminine side. He will not notice it himself, but he will gradually begin to show feelings. "Bulma and C18 looked at each other grinning.:" Soooo? Well that's interesting. Do you still have the magazine somewhere? "Chi-Chi pulled it out of a drawer and held it under the two of them. The four spent the next half hour whispering about the article with their heads bowed. Chi-Chi suddenly raised her head:" Tell me, where is it Muten-Roshi? I don't wait forever for that old geezer. I saved him pancakes. If it doesn't show up right away, I'll eat it myself. "Bulma said indifferently:" Oh, he. I locked him in his room. So at least he keeps his hands off us. "" oh, okay. "That closed the subject and the women turned back to more important things. The article said that you only had to buy a specific CD and let it play while the man was sleeping.One is most easily influenced in sleep. Bulma immediately grabbed the phone and read such a CD to the C.C. deliver. When it finally arrived it was already evening again. The friends had spent their day in various ways. Vegeta in the gravity room, Bulma, 18-18 and Chi-Chi whispering in the garden, Goku and Gohan also in the garden, exercising, Krillin making clever comments and Muten-Roshi alone in his room, looking for a way out.
Bulma took the small package from the delivery man, paid and ran to her friends, shredding the paper. C18 picked up the instructions for use and read them carefully. Then she said: "It says here that you can influence people in their sleep, but what about Saiyans? Do you think that works for them too?" Bulma and Chi-Chi shrugged their shoulders. "We will see."
Vegeta was a little tired. He had trained extremely hard today. When Kakarott had fought in the garden today, Vegeta could feel his energy level.It wasn't very much taller than his, but still, it was taller. Even so, the Saiyan prince was largely satisfied. Today's training went extremely well and there wasn't much left until he was at least on the same level as Kakarott. Vegeta stood briefly under the shower, then immediately went to bed. He wanted out tomorrow morning to continue training. He was so fixated on the next morning that he didn't even notice that something was in his room that hadn't been there before.
When Bulma, Chi-Chi and C18 were sure that the Saiyan prince had fallen asleep, they quietly opened the door and crept to the CD player that Bulma had smuggled into the room. There they put the CD on endless repeat and hit play. The three listened a little and watched Vegeta. He didn't wake up. In fact, he didn't do anything. Bulma looked at Chi-Chi from 18-18. Both shrugged their shoulders. C18 indicated the door, which meant they'd better get out of here.The others nodded and crept out of the room. They closed the door and left Vegeta to his fate. Chi-Chi put her hand on Bulma`s shoulder: "That will work." She nodded again encouragingly and then disappeared into her bedroom, which was right next to Vegeta`s (which Bulma now knew exactly). C18 also wished Bulma good night and went to bed. Following the example of her friends, Bulma also lay under the covers and fell asleep relatively quickly. The next morning, Chi-Chi, Bulma and 18-18 couldn't sleep long because of curiosity and gradually arrived in the kitchen. Grinning, they crept to Vegeta's room. But it was empty! Where was he? The CD was melted by this endless repeating. (It happened to me once. Man, I was angry. That was my favorite disc. Anyway, continue in the text.) Chi-Chi looked at the others: "Come on, we'll split up and look all over the house. We'll meet in 10 minutes back in the kitchen.It has to be somewhere. Where does he want to go so early in the morning? "Chi-Chi`s idea was accepted and so the three walked through the corridors of the CC Bulma was the first to return to the kitchen, two minutes later Chi-Chi was there too. When C18 entered a little late, they both looked up. C18 `s face was adorned with a strange expression. It was something between laughter, pity, and total confusion. Bulma stood up:" Did you find him? "C18 just nodded and indicated the two of them to follow hers. On the way she was asked by Bulma:" Did it work? did his feminine side appear? Tell me! "C18 stood in front of the bathroom door:" Yes, it worked. The feminine side really came out. But see for yourself. "With that she opened the door. Vegeta was standing in front of the mirror with a cup of coffee in her dressing gown. Chi-Chi and Bulma's lower jaw dropped down. Vegeta shaved his legs! (Not that he had hair After all, he's a cartoon character, but let's assume he had, ok !?) Bulma gave a strange squeak and Vegeta looked up.He walked slowly up to the three of them and pulled them into the bathroom. There he said: "You three are just right for me. I don't know what to wear today. I would be here for the red outfit, but somehow the red clings to my black hair. Then I think about this black one , or the blue one ... what do you think? "C18, Bulma and Chi-Chi just stood there, unable to say a single word. Vegeta was still standing in front of them, with the three different outfits in hand and looking at her with cocked head. Suddenly Bulma broke out: "VV-Vegeta ??? Are you crazy now?" Vegeta replied: "Why so angry? I'm sorry that I used your make-up, but no reason is the same to get rough. "His eyes slowly filled with water:" You are so mean. I just wanted your advice. "Bulma no longer knew what to do. The proud Saiyan prince stood wailing in front of her, ready to howl at any moment.The three friends backed out of the bathroom and slammed the door. Then they started screaming: "Oh my Dende !!! What are we going to do now?" "Vegeta ... ..no ... that wasn't Vegeta, that was a monster!" "We have to undo this!" " Stupid Cd. Stupid sleep psychologist! STUFF VEGETA! "" Hey, Vegeta had nothing to do with it. It was our fault! "C18 nodded:" Bulma is right. It was our fault and we have to reverse it somehow. Just how? " The three began to ponder. All of a sudden