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Fanfic: EXCLUSIV - Making of „Dragonball Z“
Chapter: EXCLUSIVE - Making of "Dragonball Z"
EXCLUSIVE - Making of "Dragonball Z"
Hello Dragonball fans! Do you know the film clips that are sometimes shown in the credits of films? You know, not shown scenes and mishaps while shooting? By bribing I was able to get such snippets of film from the shooting of "Dragonball Z" to me! (The porno magazines were damn expensive! - Editor's note) So have fun with "Making of Dragonball Z" ...
Scene: Raditz meets Piccolo shortly after landing
Director: Piccolo, you are standing here. And Raditz, you end up here.
Raditz: And then I'm really not supposed to roll the cucumber? That doesn't go with a sayajin at all!
Director: It has to be like that. According to the script, Piccolo may only die later!
Piccolo: How gracious!
Raditz: Get off my cock, pickle!
Piccolo: Do you have to say, you Radi (t) z-chen. At least I only look like vegetables and not hot too!
Scene: Yashirobi is supposed to cut Vegeta's tail while fighting
Director: Do you finally get that ?!
Yashirobi: Mmm ... So I'm supposed to cut his tail off?
Director: Hallelujah, the eighth wonder of the world ... He got it! Everyone in their position! And action!
... 10 minutes later...
Vegeta: Where's that seldom stupid dog ?! I kill him! It's a movie - he should just pretend ... And now my cock is really off!
Bulma: Don't be like that! It was just the back one anyway ...!
Vegeta: ...!
Director: The writers should write his tail out of the script.
Scene: Shortly after Freezer was cut up by his own schizo disk
Goku: Uh ... what should I call him again?
Director: Schnittchen ...
Goku: WHERE? * drool *
Director: That's what you should call Freezer!
Freezer: Do you have it soon ?!It's getting uncomfortable ...
Goku: I'll be ready for a sandwich ...
Director: Schnittchen !!!
Freezer: ... * howl *
Scene: Attack of the baby cells
Director: The little ones over here ...
Gohan: Stay away from my lunch!
Baby-Cell 2: Hi Hi Hi ... I'm hungry!
Baby-Cell 6: Hi Hi Hi ... Piccolo stupid!
Piccolo: CELL! Please bring your brood under control! Another one is hanging on my antennae ...
Cell: What do you think I'm trying all the time ?!
Piccolo: Don't try ... DO!
Cell: Do better!
Bulma: Aihhhhhhhhhh ... There were some of these tots in my dressing room again!
Baby-Cell 3: Hi Hi Hi ...
Baby-Cell 4: Hi Hi Hi ...
Roshi: How do you think you did it? I have to ask * drool * ...
Scene: Piccolo is supposed to show Trunks and Goten the fusion dance together with Son Goku
Director: Where's Piccolo? Usually he's always so punctual ...
Goku: I don't know. Guys, do you know where he is?
Trunks: Nope ... * veryLiebGuck *
Goths: Nope ... * very special love *
Director: Here he comes! ... ... ... !!! * puff * * cackle *
Goku: * cheeky * * laugh *
Trunks: * innocent, look *
Goths: * innocent peep *
Piccolo: HA HA ... Really very weird! Which of you pranksters put the pink skirt on me instead of my pants ?!