EXCLUSIVE - The practical driving test






Hello ... Finally I have my apartment to myself again! The thing with the marital strike is over and Piccolo is pulled back to the end ... (Then everything is fine again ... - Editor's note) (You should leave the stupid puns ... Note .v. SenzuBean) Now don't ask me why it happened so quickly ... it's a mystery to me too. Especially because the women surrendered unconditionally ... Very suspicious!


Anyway ... I have something new for you guys here. You have surely already noticed that Piccolo and Son-Goku got their driver's license. But did you also know that Vegeta tried it too? (Emphasis is on 'tried' ... - Editor's note) (Do you have a longing for death ...? - Vegeta's note) And guess who was with him in the driving school ... Freezer! Just to annoy Vegeta, but only marginally ...


Incidentally, the circumstances under which I received this recording were very tragic ... It comes from the two driving instructors.I visited him yesterday in the closed asylum ... (If Piccolo had lived with me longer, then they could have stopped me right away. - SenzuBean's note) Most of the time he babbled about flying fish, exploding traffic lights and paper bags ...




Have fun!








Driving instructor: next time you should be on time!


Vegeta: I'll come when I want ... when will it finally start ?!


Driving instructor: Your classmate is still missing.


Vegeta: Who is that supposed to be ?!


Freezer: Guess what!


Vegeta: WHAT ?!


Driving instructor: Then we're complete. So, get on board! Who starts...?


Vegeta: Me!


Freezer: You don't really think I'll let you start, do you ?!


Vegeta: Yes.


Freezer: You can't drive at all!


Vegeta: No ... But I'm an expert at killing assholes. And you're an asshole ...


Freezer: You can start ...

Driving instructor: Can you start then? So that's the accelerator ... the brake ...


Vegeta: Hey you gay bastard ... don't fumble on my kneecap! I'll step on the gas ...


Driving instructor: But please very slowly and carefully ... Uaahhhhhhhh! slowly ... carefully ...


Freezer: Slow down you brains! I feel sick...


Vegeta: Hey what?


Driving instructor: A traffic light ... A RED traffic light!


Vegeta: And next?


Driving instructor: Didn't you even have a look at the learning materials ?!


Vegeta: Documents ... I think I put them under the fridge because it wobbled ...


Driving instructor: stop for God's sake!


Vegeta: Should I do what the pea wants me to do ?! It is out of the question! Here, take the traffic light ...!


Driving instructor: What ... what did he do ?!


Freezer: Blown the traffic light ... I'm sick! * gag *


Vegeta: Funny clock ...


Driving instructor: It's not a clock, it's the speedometer!

Vegeta: Oh ... 220 o'clock would be pretty late too ...


Driving instructor: Warning! There are many curves here ...


Vegeta: What is this button for? * press *


TUUUUUT !!!


Driving instructor: That's the horn!


Vegeta: Hey ... Look how the pedestrians jump when I push on that! * press *


TUUUUUT !!!


Vegeta: And the lever here? * click *


Wipe! Wipe!


Driving instructor: That's the windshield wiper ... Warning, the tree! ... My nerves ...


Wipe! Wipe!


Freezer: Do you smell that too?


Wipe! Wipe!


Driving instructor: That's fish ... We just raced across the market square and rammed a fish stall ... What am I saying! Stop it now!


Wipe! Wipe!


Vegeta: I don't like it!


Wipe! Wipe!


Driving instructor: Then please drive, b-i-t-t-e at least slower!


Wipe! Wipe!


Vegeta: Nope ...


Wipe! Wipe!


Freezer: I have to ko ... ko ... ko ... * gag *

Wipe! Wipe!


SQUARE!


Vegeta: Hey, I cut the curve cleanly! It's slowly going quite well ...


Driver: Hey you idiot! Where did you learn to drive ?!


Vegeta: You idiot! How did you get the idea that I could drive?


Motorist: ...!


Wipe! Wipe!


Driving instructor: Is it still possible back there?


Wipe! Wipe!


Freezer: I still have to ko ... ko ... ko ... * gag *


Wipe! Wipe!


Vegeta: Hey, how do you turn off the windshield wiper?


Wipe! Wipe!


Driving instructor: Lever back ... * despair *


Vegeta: Good ... * click * better!


Freezer: Does anyone ever have a paper bag ?!


Vegeta: Wouldn't a bottle opener be more suitable for you?


Freezer: ...?


Driving instructor: I think there's a wall up there ...


Freezer: I'm sick again! * gag *


Driving instructor: There's still a wall ...


Freezer: * spit * * choke * * spit * Too late ...

Vegeta: What are you thinking of teasing me at the back of my collar ?!


Driving instructor: I don't want to disturb you but ...


Vegeta: You're disturbing!


Driving instructor: The wall ... * träller *


CRASH! KLIRR!


Freezer: Ouch, my cock is wedged between the seats ... * moan *


Driving instructor: Ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ...


Vegeta: And did I pass ?!






So, that's it again ... By the way, the women haven't given up at all. They just didn't want anyone to know about it ... That was a condition of men. (Long live the espionage! -Notes from ZenzuBean) Apparently they have agreed to finally work. Want to open some shop ... I don't know any more than that. I will keep you up-to-date...




SenzuBean








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