I found a few more DBZ jokes here, but I don't think they're that special, well, whatever, some of my colleagues laughed at each other.




1.


"Do you know what to say to an Ozaru when he has a palm tree in one ear and a Christmas tree in the other?"


"No, what?"


"You can say what you want, but he won't hear it."




2.


Son-Goku had just been fighting Vegeta when he came to earth with Nappa. A man in a white coat comes to the hospital and asks him, "How tall are you?"


"1.85, Doctor!"


"I'm not the doctor, I'm the carpenter!"




3.


Son-Goku has become a prison guard, two days after his first day at work the prison director hisses at him: "How did the inmate break out of cell 58?"


"He had the key."


"Stolen?"


"No, honestly won at Skat!"




4th


Vegeta recently learned to ride a bike and at night drives past a police officer with no lights and is stopped.

"Turn on the lights when you drive at night!"


"Doesn't work, it's broken!"


"If the light doesn't work, get off!"


"I've already tried it, but it still doesn't work!"




5.


Vegeta to Bulma: "Bulma, I specifically said that I want to be alone today - and now there is a fly in the room!"




6th


"The burglars cleared your apartment even though they were at home?" Asks the astonished policeman Son-Goku.


"Yeah, the guys were clever enough to leave the fridge!"




7th


Chi-chi says to the tax auditor: "Didn't you know that works of art can also be created from etchings?"




8th.


The little Trunks to Vegeta: "Daddy, do you want to see how many meters of toothpaste are in such a tube?"




9.


Little Vegeta smokes on the street and is reprimanded by an old Saya-jin: "Well, well, well, if you smoke now you will never get big and strong!"

* BOFF *








I hope you got it!


Please write a few jokes under comments and tell me where I can still find some.