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Fanfic: Wenn 2 Saiyajins und 1 Namekianer Auto fahren...
Chapter: When 2 Saiyans and 1 Namek drive a car ...
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After these 4 days of cleaning, the Saiyajins were fix and all. They fed up the whole Capsule Corporation right away. Of course that meant shopping again. Once again Bulma had no time, and since no Saiyajin wanted to go shopping, they played scissors, stone, paper.
,,SCISSORS STONE PAPER!!!!"
In the end it was Vegeta, Goku and Piccolo who had to drive. Somehow they've been coming together a lot lately.
After a lot of nagging from Vegeta, Bulma convinced him to come anyway. He could choose what to eat and no matter what it was, Bulma would prepare it for him. He agreed to that.
That morning he took the car keys and went into the garage with Piccolo and Goku.
“Vegeta, can you even drive a car? "Goku asked worried.
,, Well, logo, it's not difficult.Radio on, car on and off we go. The accidents that result were always the fault of others. They were always in the way. "
Goku swallowed and took the passenger seat. Piccolo got in the back with a queasy feeling. Vegeta raised the garage door and was about to sit down when Goku said:
"Vegeta, please let me drive!"
“No, you're killing us. I don't want to die, at least not before Bulma has cooked me my meal. "
,,Come over. It's safer. "
Somehow Goku actually managed to convince Vegeta and took a seat in the driver's seat. Vegeta had no idea, after all, he hadn't been there when Goku tried to get his driver's license.
"Kakarott, if you're already driving, turn on the radio!"
Nickelback played "How You Remind Me" on the radio.
"Hey, this is the best song in the world, Kakarott turn up the volume!"
"No, then I can't concentrate."
And a miracle happened. Goku managed to drive out of the garage without tearing anything. And he made it to the first traffic light at the intersection.
,, Kakarott, now press the gas, you are only driving at 20 km / h, so it will never work! "
"Vegeta, believe me, this is the best for everyone," said Piccolo. The light turned red. Slowly, very slowly, Goku drove on. After 35 minutes they had already made a quarter of the 10 km distance.
,, Kakarott, give me the wheel! And woe to you, you rip that out of there now, get out, I want to drive on. "
Goku and Vegeta traded places. Vegeta was in his element now. The first thing he did was turn up the radio. So loud that everyone within 2 km could hear it. That was only for the safety of the others, because if they heard him in time, they could move out of the way soon enough. And then he hit the gas.
,, VVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", Goku screeched, who was pushed into his seat." What? "" Take off the gas, take off the gas! ",, Nope, don't have fun then! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
He accelerated again. With 260 things he sped past a school. Then came Nickelback again on the radio. It couldn't have been worse for Goku and Piccolo.
"Never made it as a wise man ....", Vegeta sang along and, full of joy that Nickelback was on the radio, simply hit the gas again. "... This is how you remind me .. .. "
And it came as it had to come. He got into a police check. When he braked suddenly, Goku's face slapped on the windshield and Piccolo on the passenger seat. Then the policeman came. Vegeta, quite innocent of course, he hadn't done anything bad, got out of the car.
"Tell me, are you crazy ?!", called the policeman." What did I do? "" You crashed through the city at high speed like a Formula 1 racing driver! "" Well, what? I always told my wife to get a contract with Ferrari, but she said it was so dangerous. What do you think? Was I as quick as a shoemaker? "" Indeed. Such a thing is forbidden in traffic! I think I'll have to take you to the station. And the driver's license definitely works. "" Which driver's license? What is it? Do you need it? I don't have anything like that. "
The policeman was about to have a heart attack.
,, YOU DRIVE WITHOUT A DRIVING LICENSE LIKE A INSANE THROUGH THE AREA ?????!?!?! YOU BELONG IN THE KLAPSMÜHLE !!!!!!! "My wife often says that too. It's nice when everyone talks so nicely about me. Kakarott," he called to Goku and put his head back in the car. ,, Tell me, you wanted to drive, right? "" Yes! "" Good. Mr. Policeman. That drove there! ", said Vegeta and pointed to Goku." WHAT ??????????????", he shouted." How is that supposed to work, he's sitting in the passenger seat! "" Well, when he saw you, he quickly swapped places with me, you know. I shouldn't actually drive a car because I don't have this thing, this certificate. "
,,If so...."
The policeman went to the car and opened the passenger door.
"You there, get out of here!"
,, But ...... it wasn't me at all! "
Suddenly the policeman recognized Goku. “Oh, that's you. I'll never forget your face. "" Oh, am I so pretty? "" You are a danger to the general public. All police officers are aware of their accidents. "" I'm famous! ", Goku said happily. Vegeta laughed weakly.
"Your accidents are also known," said the policeman and Vegeta fell silent. "I'll let you drive on," he said. Everyone listened. "Because it doesn't matter what I do, it won't change anything."
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Vegeta got behind the wheel.
"We're driving carefully now ..." he said and drove around the next corner at walking pace. As soon as the policeman was out of sight, he hit the gas again and raced over the busy bridge.
,, VEGETA !!!! ", Goku called." What is it now? "" Slow down! You're not sticking to the speed limit again! " ,,Did you expect something else?"
Goku and Vegeta continued to quarrel. Piccolo was getting nervous.
,, Vegeta, stop arguing with Goku and watch out for the road! You hit a grandma again! "" She should get out of the way faster! "" She sat in his wheelchair, you damn idiot! "
,,WHAT SHOULD I BE??????????????? AN IDIOT????????????????????? YOU VERMALEDEITER GRÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜNLING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Vegeta turned his head back to Piccolo to sniff more at him.
,, VVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT!", Goku suddenly shouted." WHAT'S BECAUSE, KAKAROT ??????? ",, BE CAREFUL, THE WALL IN THERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! ",, DAMN, WHICH WALL ?????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????? "
CRASH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"The wall you just crashed into, Vegeta ..."
To be continued "In the hospital".
After these 4 days of cleaning, the Saiyajins were fix and all. They fed up the whole Capsule Corporation right away. Of course that meant shopping again. Once again Bulma had no time, and since no Saiyajin wanted to go shopping, they played scissors, stone, paper.
,,SCISSORS STONE PAPER!!!!"
In the end it was Vegeta, Goku and Piccolo who had to drive. Somehow they've been coming together a lot lately.
After a lot of nagging from Vegeta, Bulma convinced him to come anyway. He could choose what to eat and no matter what it was, Bulma would prepare it for him. He agreed to that.
That morning he took the car keys and went into the garage with Piccolo and Goku.
“Vegeta, can you even drive a car? "Goku asked worried.
,, Well, logo, it's not difficult.Radio on, car on and off we go. The accidents that result were always the fault of others. They were always in the way. "
Goku swallowed and took the passenger seat. Piccolo got in the back with a queasy feeling. Vegeta raised the garage door and was about to sit down when Goku said:
"Vegeta, please let me drive!"
“No, you're killing us. I don't want to die, at least not before Bulma has cooked me my meal. "
,,Come over. It's safer. "
Somehow Goku actually managed to convince Vegeta and took a seat in the driver's seat. Vegeta had no idea, after all, he hadn't been there when Goku tried to get his driver's license.
"Kakarott, if you're already driving, turn on the radio!"
Nickelback played "How You Remind Me" on the radio.
"Hey, this is the best song in the world, Kakarott turn up the volume!"
"No, then I can't concentrate."
And a miracle happened. Goku managed to drive out of the garage without tearing anything. And he made it to the first traffic light at the intersection.
,, Kakarott, now press the gas, you are only driving at 20 km / h, so it will never work! "
"Vegeta, believe me, this is the best for everyone," said Piccolo. The light turned red. Slowly, very slowly, Goku drove on. After 35 minutes they had already made a quarter of the 10 km distance.
,, Kakarott, give me the wheel! And woe to you, you rip that out of there now, get out, I want to drive on. "
Goku and Vegeta traded places. Vegeta was in his element now. The first thing he did was turn up the radio. So loud that everyone within 2 km could hear it. That was only for the safety of the others, because if they heard him in time, they could move out of the way soon enough. And then he hit the gas.
,, VVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", Goku screeched, who was pushed into his seat." What? "" Take off the gas, take off the gas! ",, Nope, don't have fun then! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
He accelerated again. With 260 things he sped past a school. Then came Nickelback again on the radio. It couldn't have been worse for Goku and Piccolo.
"Never made it as a wise man ....", Vegeta sang along and, full of joy that Nickelback was on the radio, simply hit the gas again. "... This is how you remind me .. .. "
And it came as it had to come. He got into a police check. When he braked suddenly, Goku's face slapped on the windshield and Piccolo on the passenger seat. Then the policeman came. Vegeta, quite innocent of course, he hadn't done anything bad, got out of the car.
"Tell me, are you crazy ?!", called the policeman." What did I do? "" You crashed through the city at high speed like a Formula 1 racing driver! "" Well, what? I always told my wife to get a contract with Ferrari, but she said it was so dangerous. What do you think? Was I as quick as a shoemaker? "" Indeed. Such a thing is forbidden in traffic! I think I'll have to take you to the station. And the driver's license definitely works. "" Which driver's license? What is it? Do you need it? I don't have anything like that. "
The policeman was about to have a heart attack.
,, YOU DRIVE WITHOUT A DRIVING LICENSE LIKE A INSANE THROUGH THE AREA ?????!?!?! YOU BELONG IN THE KLAPSMÜHLE !!!!!!! "My wife often says that too. It's nice when everyone talks so nicely about me. Kakarott," he called to Goku and put his head back in the car. ,, Tell me, you wanted to drive, right? "" Yes! "" Good. Mr. Policeman. That drove there! ", said Vegeta and pointed to Goku." WHAT ??????????????", he shouted." How is that supposed to work, he's sitting in the passenger seat! "" Well, when he saw you, he quickly swapped places with me, you know. I shouldn't actually drive a car because I don't have this thing, this certificate. "
,,If so...."
The policeman went to the car and opened the passenger door.
"You there, get out of here!"
,, But ...... it wasn't me at all! "
Suddenly the policeman recognized Goku. “Oh, that's you. I'll never forget your face. "" Oh, am I so pretty? "" You are a danger to the general public. All police officers are aware of their accidents. "" I'm famous! ", Goku said happily. Vegeta laughed weakly.
"Your accidents are also known," said the policeman and Vegeta fell silent. "I'll let you drive on," he said. Everyone listened. "Because it doesn't matter what I do, it won't change anything."
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Vegeta got behind the wheel.
"We're driving carefully now ..." he said and drove around the next corner at walking pace. As soon as the policeman was out of sight, he hit the gas again and raced over the busy bridge.
,, VEGETA !!!! ", Goku called." What is it now? "" Slow down! You're not sticking to the speed limit again! " ,,Did you expect something else?"
Goku and Vegeta continued to quarrel. Piccolo was getting nervous.
,, Vegeta, stop arguing with Goku and watch out for the road! You hit a grandma again! "" She should get out of the way faster! "" She sat in his wheelchair, you damn idiot! "
,,WHAT SHOULD I BE??????????????? AN IDIOT????????????????????? YOU VERMALEDEITER GRÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜNLING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Vegeta turned his head back to Piccolo to sniff more at him.
,, VVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT!", Goku suddenly shouted." WHAT'S BECAUSE, KAKAROT ??????? ",, BE CAREFUL, THE WALL IN THERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! ",, DAMN, WHICH WALL ?????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????? "
CRASH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"The wall you just crashed into, Vegeta ..."
To be continued "In the hospital".