So, folks, this is like saying "mood FF", because I felt like writing a funny FF. So, if you like it, I can do a sequel. Is something different, although I write something less ^^! So, don't take what I'm writing here seriously, yes? It's just a Joke FF!




Big brother


Kuririn: Hey, what's the point? You paint me way too small!


Painter: Kuririn, you are so small!


Kuririn: No, not THAT small.


Painter: If you think so (gets an eraser)


Goku: Kuririn, do you want some chips too? Fresh from the oven! Hmm it is delicious.


Kuririn: Oh, stop it, I still have to stand here because that stupid painter painted me too small.


Painter: Hey, watch what you say.


Kuririn: Yes, it's okay!


Son Goku: When is Bulma coming?


Muten Roshi: WHERE IS BULMA? Bulma Bulma Bulma, woooooo?


Oolong: Nowhere, to upper lascivious!


Muten Roshi: What ???


Oolong: If Vegeta finds out, then it's your turn, my dear.

Muten Roshi: Oh, he's not there yet, what do I have to fear?


Oolong: Yeah, not YET, but it won't be long.


Goku: I would take Oolong's advice to heart, Muten Roshi! He can get quite uncomfortable with something like that, I speak from experience.


Kuririn: Aha! Now it's out Goku, just make out with Bulma. Poor Chi-Chi!


Son-Goku: Oh, okay, but be quiet and don't say anything to Chi-Chi when she arrives. She misunderstands everything, just like Vegeta.


Painter: Where are all the characters? We want to start soon!


Goku: I don't know, but ...


DING DONG!


Oolong: Someone is coming. I open up.


Gohan: HILFEEEEEEE, hide me.


Kuririn: What's going on, Gohan? Who wants you bad? A crook?


Gohan: No, mom!


Goku: Oh shit! Just say Chi-Chi is coming!


Gohan: Y-yes!


Gohan crouches behind the sofa.

Kuririn: Man, are you from yesterday or what? You still haven't finished painting me !!! Are you a lame snail.


Painter: I warn you, Kuririn! Another wrong word ...


Muten Roshi: IT DOESN'T EXIST! BOAH; HAVE A LOOK AT THIS!


Goku: Huh?


Everyone is looking at the television.


Gohan: What's so interesting?


Muten Roshi: Well, look at the boobs! Wow, I have to call!


Everyone pops off the sofa.


Oolong: Typical ... oh man!


Kuririn: Hey, I want to watch too! Oh, that's enough for me, aren't you finished yet? You Trantüte!


Painter: That's enough! Too much is too much.


The painter paints Kuririn a really fat belly.


Painter: So, done!


Kuririn: AHHHHHHH! What for Schwabbelding there? You don't have all of them anymore! SO I don't walk around, you buckle! Put it away immediately, biiitttteeeee! I'll never say anything against you either, I promise!

Painter: No, you have to endure this for a while.


Goku turns around: Ha, Kuririn, how do you look? Are you going to have a kid like Arnold Schwarzenegger?


Gohan: Schwarzenegger? He had a child?


Muten Roshi: Now just say you don't know the Junior flick?


DING DONG! *


Oolong: I'm going!


Somebody's knocking in the door.


Oolong: Oh, probably no longer necessary.


Vegeta: Stupid door, sorry. But how should I know that this thing is so loosely on its hinges?


Gohan: Hi Vegeta!


Vegeta: Hello tots. Hey, Kakarott. You are lying in my place, I want to lie there now!


Son Goku: Oh yeah? Bad luck, but now there is iiiicchhhhhhh!


Vegeta: No more laaanngggeeeee!


Vegeta goes behind the sofa and tilts it forward so that Goku hits the front with full sails.


Vegeta jumps over the corner of the sofa and lands on the sofa.


Vegeta: Well?What did i tell you


Son Goku: Bad dog! Watch out!


Son Goku hops on Vegeta.


Vegeta: Don't you have everyone upstairs anymore? You are very heavy! GO DOWN!


Son-Goku: I don't think about it, first you have to promise me that you will let me lie on the sofa again!


Vegeta (already pretty hot): Okok, but get off me !!


Goku gets up with a satisfied grin and Vegeta gets up with a cough.


Vegeta: Oh man, what on earth are you weighing? 200 kilos? Oh my stomach ...


Son Goku: Your own fault!


Vegeta crouches on the sofa.


Kuririn walks past Vegeta.


Vegeta (has to keep from laughing): Hey ... hehe ... tell me Kuririn ... what's the matter? A boy or a girl?


Kuririn: Hahaha, just laugh! I owe this belly to the painter.


Painter: Hehehe, serves you right!


Vegeta: Oh, look good. After all, you now know how to feel as a Muten Roshi!


Muten Roshi: Hey, be careful!I'm still in good shape and in my prime.


Vegeta falls from the chair laughing.


Goku: Vegeta, you have also gotten a little fatter at the moment.


Vegeta: HEY FRIENDS! I AM THE BEST HERE; I AM SLIM, I AM GREAT, I AM ..... have I really gotten fatter?


Gohan: Oh dear, Papa was just kidding you. You are so ... slim as always!


DINGDONG


Oolong: Who is that again now?


Chi-Chi: Hello, is Gohan here?


Everyone: Oh no!


Chi-Chi: What did you just say? (Irritated)


Muten Roshi: Oh nothing beautiful woman. Say, wouldn't you like to stay with me for a while and ...


Kuririn hits Muten Roshi over the head.


Kuririn: Lusty pig!


Son Goku: How true!


Painter: Should I erase them?


All: YES!


Chi-Chi: STOP! Gohan comes with me first. He hasn't quite finished his math homework yet. Come on young man, come out!

DING DONG!


Bulma: Hi folks, it got a little later but ... oh god, chi-chi! I'm gone.


Vegeta: Hold hold hold, you stay there! Is not pressed!


Goku: Sit down here. But the booth is slowly getting full!


Bulma: Ojeeee


Chi-Chi: I won't budge until Gohan has done his homework. I have it with me.


Son Gohan: Come on ..... * sigh *


Chi-Chi: That's good. Then you're finally done, my little one!


Muten Roshi: Say Chi-Chi, don't you think you're exaggerating a little with the poor boy?


Oolong: Exactly, look at it. At his age you have to live your life before it's lived!


Son-Goku: Well, everyone has understood that now.


Kuririn: Who is actually still missing?


Bulma: Oh, a few more!


Oolong: I heard that even Piccolo should come.


Kuririn: Man, be heartless! You totally forgot C18!


Muten Roshi: Oh yes, that's right.That too.


Kuririn: Hey, don't talk to my wife like that.


Vegeta: Papalapap, the chick is a cyborg.


Kuririn: So what?


Vegeta: And besides, I don't think she wants to see you like that!


Painter: Oh, wait a minute, Kuririn, I'll quickly patch you up again!


Kuririn: About time too, my dear Schieber!


DING DONG!


Bulma: Who is that again?


Piccolo: Hi!


Vegeta: Yes, we can see that you are high!


Piccolo: Shall I laugh now or what?


Gohan: Hello Piccolo! How...


Chi-Chi: Gohan, finish your homework, before that you won't do anything else.


Bulma: Say, do you have anything else up your sleeves than your shitty homework?


Chi-Chi: Oh, shut up you knock!


Bulma: Pah! What did Marron call you? Oh yes, Grandma!


Goku: That ... was a mistake Bulma!


Chi-Chi: WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOU BUCKLE?


Gohan: Well, mom, calm down now ...

Chi-Chi: SHUT UP AND LEARN ON!


Muten Roshi: Chi-Chi! Take it easy, Bulma didn't mean it, take it easy!


Chi-Chi: Pah, because of it! Come on, Gohan, we're going!


Gohan: But mom, I ...


Chi-Chi: Don't argue!


Painter: Hey, wait a minute, Chi-Chi! We have a meeting here and-


Chi-Chi: I don't give a shit, we're going!


Vegeta gets up from the sofa and whispers something in the painter's ear. He grins and rubs Chi-Chi away, down to the head.


Chi-Chi: Do you have one on the waffle or what? How do I look now! HEEEEEEE


Painter erases Chi-Chi completely.


Son Goku: Oh dear, poor Chi-Chi!


Kuririn: Not because of "poor Chi-Chi"! I would say "disturbed chi-chi".


Vegeta: That's even less expressed. Oh man.


Son Goku: Hey Piccolo, there is still a space available here.


Vegeta: Hey, what do you think! This green freak isn't sitting next to me, so that'll be clear!


Bulma: Pah, don't be like that.

Vegeta: I'm not "like that", I am what I want and I say, this snail doesn't leave its slime next to me on the armchair!


Vegeta crosses her arms over her chest.


Piccolo: Don't worry, Vegeta. I'm sitting next to you in a world where you are God.


Vegeta: Well, I'm not God, but I'm still the strongest elite fighter in the entire universe and a prince!


Everyone slams off the sofa.


Oolong: Let's start again! He and his showing off. Every day the same!


Gohan: You could say that.


Muten Roshi: Hey, look! Here comes Marron!


Kuririn: WHAT? Oh shit ey, hide me, hide me! I was just missing that.


Kuririn hides under the table.


Painter: Ey Kuririn. I think he screwed you. I haven't even painted Marron yet!


Kuririn looks up from the table.


Kuririn: What? Oh, you bastard!


Muten Roshi laughs at you.


Painter: Well, I think we are complete.Nobody will come there anymore. So, let's get to the point why I called you all here .....


Goku: Wasn that?


Muten Roshi: HEY! These are my cigarettes! Give it to me!


Bulma: Smoking is unhealthy Muten Roshi and you know it too!