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Fanfic: Freezer`s life
Chapter: Freezer`s life
Freezer's life
Preface: This is my first FF, so don't be too strict with the comments. In this FF, Freezer, Cooler and Vegeta go to the Black Galaxy High school of conquest. Freezer and Vegeta are 16 years old and Cooler 18. I got the idea for this FF from Veggis FF "Frezzer" (sorry Veggi!). So, have fun with "Freezer`s life" (Sorry Veggi again!)!
Freezers life
Freezer was sitting on the couch in his room and playing Playstation. Cooler was sitting in his room doing (as he called it) some important business. In reality, Cooler and his 17-year-old friend Cell were trading their porn. Only Freezer knew her little secret. Freezer and Cooler went high at the Black Galaxy conquest school. Freezer's father, King Cold, built this school with his own hands (more like slaves).
Suddenly the doorbell rang.Since Freezer didn't feel like going, he flew there. King Cold entered the house. "Hi Dad." Freezer greeted his father. "Hello papa!" A voice called. It was Icer. Icer was Freezer and Cooler's little brother. It looked a lot like Freezer (Form 1), only it had Cooler's tail and King Cold's horns. He was also shorter than Freezer. "Oh, hello Icer.", King Cold greeted his son. "Oh, Dad?" Asked Freezer. "Yeah what's up? ". "Can I have some money? Please!" Begged Freezer. "No. Bring good grades back into the house first. Then I'll think about it. Maybe." "B-but Dad! I need the money! I want to go to the disco and then to the cinema!" Shouted Freezer. "I don't care!" "Ey, Dad! And? How was it?", Asked Cooler, who had just arrived. "Okay. But the galaxy that I conquered could only be sold to poor people. Only desert as far as the eye can see.", King Cold replied. "Oh dad. I need some cash. Will you give me money?" "Of course. "" Thank you, Dad. Come on Cell! Let's go! "" Where do you want to go anyway? "asked King Cold." We want to go to the porno drawer ... I mean the library. ", stammered Cell. So the two of them left and Freezer stopped dead in his tracks." That disabled cooler! ", thought Freezer." Normally you only have one archenemy. But why do I have to have two !!? "Freezer looked stressed. He went to his room and locked himself (as so often).
The next morning…
The alarm went off, but Freezer didn't wake up. At some point he woke up by himself. "Hm? Why is the alarm clock ringing? It's only ...", but he couldn't get any further, because when he looked at the alarm clock, he saw that it was 7:55. "Oh shit! I slept!" He quickly jumped out of bed, ran down to the kitchen, stuffed something in his mouth and flew to school. He got lucky. The teacher wasn't there yet.Apparently he had overslept too. Freezer took his place. He didn't have a neighbor. Freezer was unpopular in the whole school. He got bad grades and was considered a pushover. His life had changed dramatically since he came to this school. Not only did he endure cooler every day. No! Now he had to endure Vegeta too. Vegeta, this prince, the darling of all teachers. He got good grades, could fly incredibly fast and was an excellent fighter. Freezer hated him since he met him. Especially for being so popular. "So, children! I'll tell you what grades you got in the test.", Said the teacher Mrs. Destroy. "Raditz. You got a 3. You tore up your work. Nappa, you get a 4. You messed up your test. Cell, 5. You have to learn that paper has no life energy. So you shouldn't suck it off. Babidi. Very good. You got a 2! You put a spell on your test! Very good idea!Vegeta, 2+. You pulverized your work! Freezer, 6! YOU HAVE COMPLETED YOUR WORK !!! YOU ARE A SHAME FOR THIS SCHOOL !!! "she yelled. Freezer hung his head." Well, we'll have sports for the next hour! "Mrs. Destroy notified the class. Freezer wanted to look cool that day and put on a black t-shirt and headband.
The sports lesson began! They had to fight each other. The first fight: Vegeta versus Freezer. As they stood in the ring, Vegeta warmed up a bit. Freezer stood there trembling. But then stopped shaking. "This is THE opportunity to show the others what I'm made of! I have to beat that ass!" Thought Freezer. He began to collect himself. "It doesn't take me long for that. A little nudge and that's it.", Vegeta thought and transformed into Super Saiyan. "Come on! Get started!" Freezer called to Vegeta. Vegeta attacked! It was so fast that Freezer didn't even notice Vegeta starting.The following should be imagined in slow motion:
Vegeta hits Freezer in the pit of his stomach with his right hand. With his left he gives him a hook on the chin. Next he kicks him in the shin. Then he hits him with his elbow on the knee of his right leg. You could hear the bone crack. Freezer's right leg was broken. He fell to the ground. Freezer hit the floor with a thud.
Slow motion END
Vegeta transformed back. "What a weakling!" Thought Vegeta. He was proud of his work. "Did you see that ?!" Vegeta called to the others. "Can he really be defeated that easily! What a failure! Hahaha! Come on, get on you loser! Do you hear, you coward !? Move!" But Freezer did not move. He was passed out. Maybe even dead. "Don't want to? It's better that way! Otherwise you'd have to take a few hard hits!We can't use losers like you here! "Vegeta cursed. Vegeta kicked Freezer in the side." Coward! Can be rounded off by a few pats! Really! "Vegeta thought.
Freezer stayed on the sports field until late at night. He was badly hurt.
Suddenly…
Sequel follows…
Preface: This is my first FF, so don't be too strict with the comments. In this FF, Freezer, Cooler and Vegeta go to the Black Galaxy High school of conquest. Freezer and Vegeta are 16 years old and Cooler 18. I got the idea for this FF from Veggis FF "Frezzer" (sorry Veggi!). So, have fun with "Freezer`s life" (Sorry Veggi again!)!
Freezers life
Freezer was sitting on the couch in his room and playing Playstation. Cooler was sitting in his room doing (as he called it) some important business. In reality, Cooler and his 17-year-old friend Cell were trading their porn. Only Freezer knew her little secret. Freezer and Cooler went high at the Black Galaxy conquest school. Freezer's father, King Cold, built this school with his own hands (more like slaves).
Suddenly the doorbell rang.Since Freezer didn't feel like going, he flew there. King Cold entered the house. "Hi Dad." Freezer greeted his father. "Hello papa!" A voice called. It was Icer. Icer was Freezer and Cooler's little brother. It looked a lot like Freezer (Form 1), only it had Cooler's tail and King Cold's horns. He was also shorter than Freezer. "Oh, hello Icer.", King Cold greeted his son. "Oh, Dad?" Asked Freezer. "Yeah what's up? ". "Can I have some money? Please!" Begged Freezer. "No. Bring good grades back into the house first. Then I'll think about it. Maybe." "B-but Dad! I need the money! I want to go to the disco and then to the cinema!" Shouted Freezer. "I don't care!" "Ey, Dad! And? How was it?", Asked Cooler, who had just arrived. "Okay. But the galaxy that I conquered could only be sold to poor people. Only desert as far as the eye can see.", King Cold replied. "Oh dad. I need some cash. Will you give me money?" "Of course. "" Thank you, Dad. Come on Cell! Let's go! "" Where do you want to go anyway? "asked King Cold." We want to go to the porno drawer ... I mean the library. ", stammered Cell. So the two of them left and Freezer stopped dead in his tracks." That disabled cooler! ", thought Freezer." Normally you only have one archenemy. But why do I have to have two !!? "Freezer looked stressed. He went to his room and locked himself (as so often).
The next morning…
The alarm went off, but Freezer didn't wake up. At some point he woke up by himself. "Hm? Why is the alarm clock ringing? It's only ...", but he couldn't get any further, because when he looked at the alarm clock, he saw that it was 7:55. "Oh shit! I slept!" He quickly jumped out of bed, ran down to the kitchen, stuffed something in his mouth and flew to school. He got lucky. The teacher wasn't there yet.Apparently he had overslept too. Freezer took his place. He didn't have a neighbor. Freezer was unpopular in the whole school. He got bad grades and was considered a pushover. His life had changed dramatically since he came to this school. Not only did he endure cooler every day. No! Now he had to endure Vegeta too. Vegeta, this prince, the darling of all teachers. He got good grades, could fly incredibly fast and was an excellent fighter. Freezer hated him since he met him. Especially for being so popular. "So, children! I'll tell you what grades you got in the test.", Said the teacher Mrs. Destroy. "Raditz. You got a 3. You tore up your work. Nappa, you get a 4. You messed up your test. Cell, 5. You have to learn that paper has no life energy. So you shouldn't suck it off. Babidi. Very good. You got a 2! You put a spell on your test! Very good idea!Vegeta, 2+. You pulverized your work! Freezer, 6! YOU HAVE COMPLETED YOUR WORK !!! YOU ARE A SHAME FOR THIS SCHOOL !!! "she yelled. Freezer hung his head." Well, we'll have sports for the next hour! "Mrs. Destroy notified the class. Freezer wanted to look cool that day and put on a black t-shirt and headband.
The sports lesson began! They had to fight each other. The first fight: Vegeta versus Freezer. As they stood in the ring, Vegeta warmed up a bit. Freezer stood there trembling. But then stopped shaking. "This is THE opportunity to show the others what I'm made of! I have to beat that ass!" Thought Freezer. He began to collect himself. "It doesn't take me long for that. A little nudge and that's it.", Vegeta thought and transformed into Super Saiyan. "Come on! Get started!" Freezer called to Vegeta. Vegeta attacked! It was so fast that Freezer didn't even notice Vegeta starting.The following should be imagined in slow motion:
Vegeta hits Freezer in the pit of his stomach with his right hand. With his left he gives him a hook on the chin. Next he kicks him in the shin. Then he hits him with his elbow on the knee of his right leg. You could hear the bone crack. Freezer's right leg was broken. He fell to the ground. Freezer hit the floor with a thud.
Slow motion END
Vegeta transformed back. "What a weakling!" Thought Vegeta. He was proud of his work. "Did you see that ?!" Vegeta called to the others. "Can he really be defeated that easily! What a failure! Hahaha! Come on, get on you loser! Do you hear, you coward !? Move!" But Freezer did not move. He was passed out. Maybe even dead. "Don't want to? It's better that way! Otherwise you'd have to take a few hard hits!We can't use losers like you here! "Vegeta cursed. Vegeta kicked Freezer in the side." Coward! Can be rounded off by a few pats! Really! "Vegeta thought.
Freezer stayed on the sports field until late at night. He was badly hurt.
Suddenly…
Sequel follows…