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Fanfic: Vegeta und Son Goku im Wunderland 5
Chapter: Vegeta and Son Goku in Wonderland 5
5. A game of croquette with the queen
After a few noisy back and forth, our 'heroes' decided to face the uncertainty and go into the labyrinth. Vegeta was still too deeply humiliated (probably rather offended, eh ?!), because of his small body size and because he was talked about by the hatter and March hare, slowly became unbearable. Son Goku was no better from all the pies and cakes he had gotten thirsty, but far and wide there was nothing to drink. So they trudged silently through the dense, green labyrinth. "I quit it!" shouted Vegeta and broke the silence, "I want to go home right now, with the washerwoman and Trunks it's a thousand times better than here!" "Hey, don't lose your nerve now!" replied Son Goku with a forced calm voice. "I'm not losing my nerve, I've just shrunk, humiliated and insulted!" Vegeta yelled back, turning into an SSJ2 in anger.In a mini SJ mind you!
"Ah, nobody can defeat us without my permission! Off your head!" they suddenly heard a shrill, imperious woman's voice from close by. Son Goku walked curiously around a corner in the direction from which the voice was coming, Vegeta flew behind like an irritated, glowing giant hornet. (Does she sting too? - No, she final flashes you!) The person who had just spoken was a tall, fat woman in a stately ball gown that was also designed in a heart pattern. And there, that was the Duchess who was just dragged away! Should she be beheaded, as you have just heard ?! Son Goku stepped forward resolutely, he had to act. (Heroic Son Goku!)
Vegeta flew behind, almost bursting with anger. "Sorry!" said Son Goku to the fat woman, "Why should the Duchess be beheaded?" "Oh, visit, what a surprise!" replied the fat woman and simply ignored Son Goku's question. Then she straightened up, gave a huge (about the size of a bouquet) pink flamingo, which she had gripped lengthways by his legs, from her hand to the card game soldiers standing around her.She stuck her fat fingers under Son Goku's nose and introduced herself: “We are the Highly Born Queen of Hearts, Plenipotentiaries, beloved and revered ruler of the wonderland and its lands!” She continued to hold her fat hand under Son Goku's nose invitingly. Son Goku just stared at her in confusion. Suddenly Vegeta flew past Son Goku and politely gestured for Son Goku to get out of the way. (Vegeta was not in SSJ form!) He was hovering in the air in front of the queen and also introduced himself: "I am Vegeta, prince of the Saiyan Jin, warrior and conqueror of countless worlds, and this there," with a derogatory gesture he pointed to Son Goku, "This is my subordinate, Kakarott!" The queen now lowered her hand, insulted, as Vegeta made no move to kiss her either. The queen straightened her body again and asked in a forced, friendly voice: "Would you be honored to play a game of croquette with us?" Vegeta asked gruffly, not bothering with the shape.“Oh, that's very easy, we'll show you! Soldiers, line up!” And the soldiers lined up in a row at a distance from each other and bent to the ground so that they formed semicircles, then she took one standing ready Flamingo, pulled it so that it looked like a stick, a small blue hedgehog was placed in front of her feet, then she grabbed the flamingo by the feet, his head now formed a kind of bat, and hit the hedgehog in the direction of the gates. The hedgehog still rolled through the first gate, but not at the second. Desperate, the soldier jumped to the hedgehog. Done! The hedgehog rolled through! The same thing happened with the other gates, the card soldiers always jumped to the hedgehog when it threatened to roll past. Except for the last soldier, he couldn't make it anymore, he jumped but the hedgehog rolled by. The soldier fell flat on the floor. The queen's face flushed with anger and she shouted, “Off your head!” Two other soldiers jumped up, grabbed the unfortunate and dragged him away."So now we can start!" said the queen again in a friendly mood. Now everyone got a flamingo, Vegeta a blue, Son Goku a yellow and the hedgehog in the matching color. Vegeta only had to touch the flamingo once and it went rigid as a stick. Son Goku looked at the flamingo with wide eyes and scratched his head in embarrassment. "Come on Kakarott, we don't have all day!" Vegeta snapped at him. So Son Goku tried to straighten him like the queen, but the flamingo just laughed and turned so that Son Goku suddenly sat on top of him. Frightened by the sudden weight, the flamingo sprinted off with Son Goku! Son Goku was too surprised to dismount, so he sat with big eyes on the criss-crossing flamingo! Until Vegeta stopped him and shouted in the same breath: "Don't make me look ridiculous here, Kakarott!" Son Goku still got off the bird in astonishment and went back to his place. With gentle determination (our animal lover!) He pulled the flamingo straight, which then kept still.The queen started and of course won with her style of play. Then Vegeta followed who did not strike hard, but the hedgehog flew like a cannonball across the field, all the gate soldiers flew behind and had to be replaced afterwards because they had an unparalleled rotary worm. Then it was Son Goku's turn, he took the flamingo and put the hedgehog in front of him. He leaned forward slightly, shut one eye, and aimed at the gates. "Ready?" he asked the bird and the hedgehog. Both nodded. "Let's go!" he shouted, knocking the hedgehog loose with a carefully aimed blow. The torso soldiers tried to avoid the hedgehog so that the hedgehog wouldn't get through. But the hedgehog was faster and darted through them like lightning. The queen was boiling with anger: “That can't be true, nobody's allowed to defeat me!” “Off your head!” “Stop!” whispered a squeaky voice. "What?!" asked the queen, astonished, and looked at the floor. There was a small, thin man who was so tiny that he hadn't even been noticed.It was the King of Hearts. "First a trial!" he beeped and raised his index finger. "Of course!" replied the queen in an unusually gentle tone and patted the king's head. "Master Rabbit!" called her. "I'm already there, I'm already there!" answered a hunted voice and the white rabbit came! It opened in a serious voice: “This is the official trial!” Two soldiers came and arrested Son Goku, but he put up with it, because everyone, including the white rabbit that he wanted so badly, went in the direction of the Lock. Vegeta followed behind, sparkling with anger. It was getting too stupid for him, this kakarott always got him into trouble!
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