So, I think I've already thanked you for your great comments? It cannot be said often enough! Cell and Boo still appear, it just takes a little longer.






Now a few days had passed after Vegeta's birthday. All Saiyajins had had a fine breakfast, everyone had eaten their muesli obediently and now everyone was sitting in front of the telly and watching Formula 1. Bulma was slowly getting on the nerves. Well, it was pretty stressful to look after the Saiyajins, but they never cleared away their garbage, Bulma could just as easily do that. When Vegeta called:


"Bulma, beer is all, bring it!" Her collar burst.


,,You know what?"


,, Beer all? Then go buy some. "


"No, beer is not all."


"Then why are you making such a fuss?"


“Because all day long you do nothing but eat, drink, sleep and stare in the telly. Can't you do something more useful? "

,,What for example?"


“Look here, Vegeta. I gave you ice skates for your birthday. We could inaugurate them now. "


“Ice skate? I don't know what that is, but I'll tell you right away, I can't. "


“Come on, Vegeta. I'll teach you. Not difficult at all. And your little Saiyan friends must all want to learn to skate too. Not true?"


The Saiyajins looked darkly at her.


,,IS NOT IT?!"


The Saiyans gave a murmur of approval.


,,So what. It's high season right now. They pushed down the prices for ice skate rentals. We'd better go there right away. I think there won't be much going on now. "


So the day didn't start out so rosily for the warrior people. You had to get a woman teaching you to ice-skate!


About an hour later they arrived at the ice rink. There were really hardly any in the area.That was about to change. Only Kuririn and his family were here.


,, Hello Bulma! "called C18.


"Oh, hello C18!"


"What are you doing with all these Saiyajins here?"


"I'll teach you to skate!"


,,Well, then have fun..."


,, Ok, guys, let's get you skates! "said Bulma.


Somewhat later.


All Saiyans now had ice skates. They even had a size 56 for Nappa.


Lesson 1: How do I properly close my ice skates?


Most of them already had problems getting dressed because they were being stupid again. I am thinking particularly of King Vegeta and Goku. But some made it. That was a middle wonder of the world.


“Look, Bulma, I got my skates! "Vegeta said proudly after 20 minutes.


“Well done, darling. And now try to get up! "


That brings us to Lesson 2: Finding Balance!

Vegeta should have been told that earlier.


"That sucks, ouch, fell down again, how should you stand on these things, let alone drive?"


"You have to keep your balance, Vegeta," Bulma said.


,, WHHHHAAAAA !!! It's so easy to say! "


"Oh dear, I don't want to know what if I have to teach him to ride a bike ... he can't do that either ..."


At least Vegeta wasn't the only one who had problems, maybe that was a little consolation. In fact, the only one who found his balance was none other than Goku!


“Look, I can stand, I can stand! ", he shouted.


"Yes, Goku," said Bulma. "Now let go of the railing and try to stand alone."


,,What?! But then I'll fall! "


"Oh no ..."


Because it would have taken years for a Saiyan to stand upright on ice skates, Bulma decided to help them all the way to the ice surface. But no, they were far too proud for that.

"I can do this on my own," King Vegeta growled as he tried to straighten up again.


"Come on, you've already clapped ten times, I'll help you! "said Bulma.


"Pah, do you think I the ultimate Saiyan king would not be able to skate ?! You're right..."


,,Should I help you?"


,,NO!"


Hm, but somehow I have to get him to the surface, thought Bulma. I know how


,, Um, Your Highness? ", she asked.


"You can call me Vegeta."


"Oh, that's nice."


,,What is?"


"Um, you don't necessarily have to go ice-skating."


,,No? Good if I don't have to ... "


"But the horny blonde curving around asked me earlier about this handsome man with this royal beard ..."


,, Horny blonde ?! What did she ask? "


"Whether this really good-looking young man was still available."


King Vegeta suddenly straightened up and stomped quickly and safely onto the ice surface.It was surprising how quickly he found his balance. She did it in a similar way with all other unbalanced Saiyajins. Some of them she told about delicious food, others about great women ... and already everyone seemed to have a sense of balance and everyone trudged onto the ice surface at the same time. But no sooner had they touched the smooth surface with one foot than they all flew over again.


"Ouch, damn it, why is this so smooth?"


Lesson 3: Stand safely - this time on the ice surface.


“Vegeta, don't wiggle your bum like that, you're not a belly dancer! "Shouted Bulma.


"Can you explain to me how I can stand upright on black ice without wiggling my bum?" ", he shouted, desperately holding on to the railing on the edge of the area.


Bulma curled up to him with ease.


“And don't be so good in my presence! "he snapped.


,,Forgiveness. Am I going to blow my nose on purpose now? "

"That would be a very nice gesture."


"Uh, I won't do that, I'm just getting my pants wet and dirty," said Bulma.


,,That's rather mean."


Bulma looked around. The whole surface of the ice was empty. All Saiyajins held onto the railing like Vegeta and didn't even think of letting go. After all, if I slip and hit the wall, I'll have a soft cushion, she thought.


"Ok Vegeta, are you ready to be initiated into the high kins of ice skating?"


,,Yes..."


"I didn't hear you!"


,, YES, FUCKING SHIT, NOW BRING IT TO ME FINALLY !!! "he yelled.


"Well, that was loud and clear ... I'll teach you ..."








But only in the sequel!