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Fanfic: SCHOOLTIME PART 1
Chapter: SCHOOLTIME PART 1
SCHOOLTIME
Hi guys, it's me again, your beloved Saku-chan. * gggg * So please no applause. * g *
So, after Journey into another world (also JIAW for short), I decided to write a little comedy series. Namely about the school days of Vegeta, Goku and Freezer, whereby I limit myself to the elementary school. And if I can't think of anything else I stop and do something else until I remember something. Or elegantly withdraw the series from circulation. At first I will only work with these three, others will come later (e.g. when changing schools if Veggie couldn't control himself and blows up the school). I'll put lots and lots of nonsense in your head and (I hope) you'll have something to laugh about. But what am I going to talk about any longer? Read for yourself. And about JIAW, don't be sad, I also write other FF's!
Sakura Productions proudly presents:
SCHOOLTIME
Starring Goku, Vegeta, Freezer and others.
... back to school. Three little rascals are standing in front of the school building.One is wearing an orange combat suit and a school bag with hamburgers on it, the other is wearing a blue suit with armor, which is typical for Sayajin. His school cone is ... you can no longer recognize the original pattern. It only looks slightly charred. Who knows what he did with it. One thing is certain, he didn't like her. The third is a shape shifter (whatever that is). Apparently he misunderstood the school cone. Now it serves as an additional horn. (No idea how he came up with it * think * this youth of today ... tztztz)
These three are called Goku, Vegeta and Freezer. They are all supernaturally strong, courageous, bold, obsessed with combat, sometimes bloodthirsty and are not more scared of anything than the first day of school. Everyone has their own way of covering up their fear. Goku constantly reaches into his bag and pulls out a piece of chocolate, Vegeta does it in style and trembles nervously with his monkey tail and Freezer thinks about how best to scare the teachers.
Later...
In the classroom.
Nobody can decide so that in the end only our three little ones are left. Freezer has a shower and occupies a single table.
There is only one bank left.
Vegeta: I'm not going to sit next to this subclass warrior, never! That is beneath my dignity!
Goku: Vegeta, what's your break with you? * drool *
Vegeta: That's none of your business!
Teacher: Sit down, the lesson begins!
Vegeta: I don't sit next to the ... etc. (You know what he means, he just said it too often * roll eyes *)
Teacher: * hauVegetaaufdiefdingermit pointer *
And now?
Vegeta: * sit down silently ** grumble * prince ... * mumble * ... shame ... * grumble *
Teacher: Well, here are your timetables. You will have chemistry first, so move around. And that nobody dawdles me! (This woman has everything under control, oh yes, it's a very demanding school, and chemistry also brings a lot of fun factors with it.I couldn't just leave that out * g * Note from Saku-chan)
Class: * trappelzumChemiesaal *
While on the way ...
Goku: Hey, Vegeta pushed me!
Vegeta: Not at all! That was Freezer!
Freezer: Always everything on me!
The three together: * argue *
Teacher: * sehrböseschau *
The three: * kleinlautweitertrappel *
In the chemistry room ...
Teacher: Well, here are the allowed fluids.
You are not allowed to use the others under any circumstances.
Vegeta: I don't care.
Let's see what happens ...
Goku: * Ambunsenbrennerrumwerkel *
Freezer: * grumble * I'm just too often misunderstood. * Angry at the bowl between his horns * bowl holder ... humiliating. * hum *
Teacher (walks around): Ahhh, that looks very good (praises various students)
Meanwhile at Veggie ...
BOOOMMM !!!!
Vegeta (sits charred and looks at the exploded test tube): Cool, finally something that is fun!
Teacher (tries to overlook Vegeta as it could lead to further complications):
Uh ... very good Vegeta ...
(He knows Veggie's father, and he has strong arguments when it comes to scolding his prince)
Teacher (goes to Goku who has a brown mass in his glass): Oh, Goku * disgusted *! Very interesting ... what is it?
Goku (very proud): If that's what it should be ... * with your finger to the glass *
Teacher (now seriously shaken): GOKU!
Goku (licking your finger): Perfect! Just try!
Teacher: Goku ... WHAT IS THAT?
Goku: Finest chocolate pudding, had a bag of pudding powder with me. Really delicious. * Denrestauchnochaufess *
Teacher: Ah so ...
In the break...
Vegeta: What do we have next?
Freezer: * brummel *
Vegeta: Goku?
Goku: I think art.
Vegeta: ... Naja.Freezer ...
Freezer (obviously in a bad mood): WHAT?
Vegeta (defiant as always): What's your father's name?
Goku (totally proud): I know, I know!
Freezer (does not answer: ...
Goku: His name is King Freezie!
Vegeta and Freezer fall over ...
Vegeta: Kakarot! That's the stuff that Burger King has! You gobble!
Freezer (now seriously disgruntled): NO! NO! NO! His name is King Cold! And he's my dad ... and the best ... blablabla (and so on)
Vegeta: Wrong! My dad is the best ... warrior ... blablabla (oh man, what they think of their fathers * roll of the eyes * note from Saku-chan)
The bell rings and interrupts the argument ...
Goku: So! Here we go! Having art is not art! (stupid pun)
To be continued
That was a little foretaste ... if you don't like it, SAY IT!
I am counting on you!
So hope you enjoyed it. I'm really trying.
Your Saku-chan