Translation
Fanfic: 10 Gründe wieso Du zuviel DBZ guckst!
Chapter: 10 reasons why you watch too much DBZ!
10 points that show you that you are seeing too much DBZ:
1. You no longer dare to go outside when the moon is full.
2. You make wide arcs of old people with sunglasses and don't trust anyone over 100.
3. You look for the button on your car that turns it into a capsule.
4. Beans have recently become one of their favorite foods.
5. You are terrified of toads and frogs.
6. You suspect that your boyfriend, who has recently had blond hair, is a Saiyan.
7. You stand in front of a pig / cat for hours and wait for it to transform.
8. You flinch every time someone eats in your presence.
9. You change your creed to "I believe in Dende, the Namekian, creator of the Dragon Balls ...".
10. After the death of your goldfish, you go to look for the 7 Dragon Balls!
Hope you take it seriously what it says there because if there are any that show such "" symptoms "" I would strongly advise you to see a doctor or a shrink ("This is not a joke", these signs can lead to severe aggression or anxiety) But above all they show you that you are ** ADDICTED ** to DB). But now end with funny * giggle * hope you like it and you have fun with it. Because only stories are boring over time (so please understand * very kindly *). So then until my next story tüüüüüüüß!
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1. You no longer dare to go outside when the moon is full.
2. You make wide arcs of old people with sunglasses and don't trust anyone over 100.
3. You look for the button on your car that turns it into a capsule.
4. Beans have recently become one of their favorite foods.
5. You are terrified of toads and frogs.
6. You suspect that your boyfriend, who has recently had blond hair, is a Saiyan.
7. You stand in front of a pig / cat for hours and wait for it to transform.
8. You flinch every time someone eats in your presence.
9. You change your creed to "I believe in Dende, the Namekian, creator of the Dragon Balls ...".
10. After the death of your goldfish, you go to look for the 7 Dragon Balls!
Hope you take it seriously what it says there because if there are any that show such "" symptoms "" I would strongly advise you to see a doctor or a shrink ("This is not a joke", these signs can lead to severe aggression or anxiety) But above all they show you that you are ** ADDICTED ** to DB). But now end with funny * giggle * hope you like it and you have fun with it. Because only stories are boring over time (so please understand * very kindly *). So then until my next story tüüüüüüüß!
Your bubble