The cattle that bit Vegeta in the head




One morning Vegeta woke up next to his mate, Bulma, who was drooling drowsy on the pillow! When Vegeta saw this he grimaced in disgust and tore the pillow from under Bulma's head! He held it with two fingertips over Bulma, who woke up because of it, and said with a grin: "This is the perfect birthday present for Kakarott!" it will surely be more happy! "" You are my companion and that is also my drool! ", Vegeta said jealously. Bulma pulled Vegeta close with relish and asked:" A little sample? "Of course Vegeta did not miss that and kissed her deeply and deeply! Then Trunks came in the door:" Eh, exchange of saliva! "


Bulma got up and pulled him by the ear into the kitchen and said hypocritically: "Sweetheart? MAKE US BREAKFAST IMMEDIATELY!" "What bad parents!" Trunks muttered meekly and obeyed the order.Bulma left the kitchen in the direction of the bedroom to get dressed. A short time later, she and Vegeta left the bedroom fully dressed and sat down at the breakfast table. Then Trunks started again with the certain thing that could upset Bulma. "Mom, please." "Trunks, don't start again! I've said NO often enough !!" "Mamaaaa, PLEASE, PLEASE!" "NO, NO, NO !!" "PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE ! "" NO, NO, NO, NO! "" STOOOPPP, if one of you doesn't immediately explain what's going on here, you'll be boosted away a bit again! ", Vegeta interfered with the discussion with a visibly interested look! "Och Papi!" "PAAPII ???" Vegeta absolutely hated it when his son called him that. "Uh ... uh ... huh! Well, I would soooooo much like a pet." "What would you like for one?", Vegeta said to his son. "How about a saber-toothed tiger?" Bulma looked visibly shocked after this answer.Vegeta started to grin. "Hmm, why not. Cattle like that could help me with my training." Bulma grew paler and before Vegeta could continue with his explanation of the advantages of a saber-toothed tiger, she intervened: "OK, OK! Pet is fine but couldn't you start with something smaller like a hamster? ”After a long discussion, it was finally clear that Trunks should have a cat. The animal dealer? Of course, that was SCHWULE Basti (appears in the first fanfic, from us)! In the afternoon Vegeta called Bastian right away and made an appointment with him, where Trunks could choose a "KITTEN"!




Arrived at the pet shop, Vegeta, Bulma and Trunks looked at each other puzzled! The whole shop was pink and had an awful lot of frills! The icing on the cake was the advertising slogan "If you come to pink, then you will not suffer any hardship! Then you are not alone at home, but enjoy yourself with your pink mouse!"Vegeta turned around in shock when he heard a voice behind him:" Tatutata, you SUGAR SUNS! Oh, Vegeta, just the old man, just cute! "" Basti may I introduce you to my mate and my son? ", Vegeta grunted annoyed." My wife Bulma and my son Trunks! "" Delighted. Come in, come in. "All four entered the room! Inside it was even worse (but we don't have to do that to ourselves to describe THAT. We only say keyword: ROSA.)! Vegeta, Bulma and Basti sat down at a small table in a corner and chatted (Vegeta? Chatting?) Trunks looked around with open mouth and wide eyes: "Man, that's crazy! Pink poodles, rats with punk hairstyles, and even pink water fleas. Monkey horny! "" Um .. Trunks better go back there are the normal animals! ", Vegeta mentioned.


When there was a lot of trunks at the back, you immediately saw a cage in which a super cute little cat was. It was brown, spotted with white and had a white point on its forehead!

He immediately ran to Bulma and co. and pulled her to the cage. "Maamaaaaa! Isn't she cute?" Enthused Trunks. "And where is the power?" Vegeta interfered.


But Trunks, Basti and Bulma thought they were sooooo cute that after a quarter of an hour they were back home with the "KITTEN". She had had Trunks on her lap for the whole trip in the car and the animal really seemed to be very trusting. It was easy to stroke and liked to play with Trunks. When they got home, the cat got something to eat. Trunks put the food bowl right in front of her, while the cat gently stroked his legs. But when Vegeta arrived with the water bowl and put it in front of her, she bit him hard in the calf. "Hehhhh, you beast, what's that supposed to be?" "Oh, that's probably just the excitement from the trip.", Bulma tried to calm him down while he was still trying to shake the cat off his leg.



The next morning (EARLY morning) Vegeta was rudely awakened by a sharp pain in his head. He felt his head and felt King Kong (naming of Trunks, against which his mother first objected violently, with the objection that it was a female after all) who had bored his teeth into Vegeta's head and who made no move to let go. Vegeta screamed almost hysterically: "Bulma take this creature off my head!" But Bulma just shook her head completely blankly and drowsy and went into the bathroom to freshen up. As soon as she had left the room she heard behind her a loud, long, drawn-out BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!


(Dolbysoround sound)






It was later revealed that Vegeta, out of desperation, had pulverized King Kong.


Trunks was soooo sad that he started to really cry (when he found out)!


And can you guess it? Yes, that's right! Son-Goku, Bulma, Yamchu, Oolong, Pool, Tenshinhan, Chao-zu, Trunks and Piccolo went in search of the seven DRAGONBALLZ !!!!!!!!



See you soon, your Cruel_Angels




PS: Hope for a lot of clerks!


PPS: Are no longer in a secret secret organization! We got fired! Well who couldn't keep his mouth shut? Grrr ... (* laugh *)