I once asked myself what would be in the emails that our DBZ heroes send to each other. Here are some of my ideas:




There are words that you don't normally hear from the character in question, so please don't be surprised, will you?




Let's go:


It's afternoon. Songoku has just more or less understood how to send an e-mail and will demonstrate that later, grin. But now to the point:




Sender: Piccolo


Recipient: Trunks


Subject: Hammer Party!




Well trunks? Genkidesuka? I have to tell you something now: The party yesterday at Songoku was really tough, totally crazy! He probably looked too deeply into the glass and then asked me, fully as he was, whether we, my girlfriend and I, could greet a new warrior in the future. You know what I mean? Of course you know, because we both know what it's about. In any case, he slurred a lot of unclear stuff afterwards, fell under the table and immediately nodded off.Krillin and I then carried him to bed, no.


What do you think about?




Sender: Trunks


Receiver: Piccolo


Subject: big grin!




Well, I think you're in a hurry with the offspring! * ggggggggggggggggg *


Ahh! Now I have a cramp in my mouth because I grinned too hard? Shit, that damn hurts! Anyway, I only need my hands to type anyway, huh? Oh yes, it really amazes me what kind of creature comes into the world with you. Well you, a Namekian and your girlfriend a human ... Don't be angry, but I had to imagine something very strange right away, hehe! When will it be ready? In any case, I wish you all the best in advance, and ... you practice nice hehe!




Sender: Piccolo


Recipient: Trunks


Subject: Not you too!




So no, now you're knocking me down too! You don't even know how this affects me! (ironic) But now something else: I'll get in touch with Songoku to see if he's awake again.We'll "read" each other later, okay?




Sender: Piccolo


Recipient: Songoku


Subject: Alive Again?




Well hello Songoku! How are you? Everything OK with you? All paletti or still hungry? You didn't eat too little yesterday, huh? And how is Songohan doing? I heard that Chichi had brought him a new teacher. The poorest! In any case, I would be happy to get a sign of life from you today. I have to eat something first, otherwise I'll tip over. Oh, I hope I haven't whispered to you now, otherwise Chichi has to go back to the stove. Smile!




* Songoku answered with the help of Songohan Piccolo's mail *




Channel: Songoku


Receiver: Piccolo


Subject: You say it!




Hello Picco!


Well, that was one thing, I'll tell you: I asked Chichi really, very nicely, if she would serve me something to eat, and she just rubbed me in!What do you mean how amazed i was? Didn't hurt, but still ...


Yes, I already noticed that she brought in a new timpanist. But I immediately gave him a lot of hot ears and then thrashed him through the house wall. The bastard fumbled my chichi!


Hey I have a great idea! I challenge you to a fight, ok? Then we really fight again until the tatters fly, ok? Or even better: We make two groups! You Songohan and whoever else and me with Krillin and a few more. If Trunks wants to join in too, so much the better!


It is urgently necessary to train properly again. What do you think of that, huh?




* Thanks to Gohan, the mail has arrived safely at Piccolo. This has already emailed Trunks, who is now mailing Goku *




Sender: Trunks


Recipient: Songoku


Subject: Great idea!




Hyo, Songoku! Piccolo just emailed me.I saw everything, from the fight and so on. Of course I'll be there too, you don't have to think that you will win! Hehe, I'll bring some song notes with me and then we'll have a real group fight, right? Then there is a knocking! Oh yeah, that just comes to my mind: Has Vegeta actually challenged you yet? He's wanted to show you where the hammer is for a long time, if you know what I mean! * Grin * man is mad at you! At home he already beats everything short and sweet, so it would be better if he took it out on you, because we are really annoyed because not a single piece of furniture is whole anymore and we can no longer watch TV because he does Chewed the cable.


Oh yes, would it be asking too much if Chichi cooks something for us so that we have something to eat after the fight? N / A? I'll quickly let Piccolo know and we'll put the teams together.




* Songoku writes back while Songohan is watching *



Channel: Songoku


Recipient: Trunks


Subject: Still very tight ???




You've got a bang in your pear or something! As far as I'm concerned, you ask Chichi if she cooks for us, my ears need a little rest first! But that with Vegeta is already certain. We'll meet the day after tomorrow and then the accounts will be settled. He only has a slim chance, but if he really wants to take it: I'll not only break his arms, but also his two balls, if you can break them at all! Or no, not after all, that would be very blatant, right?


I'm really happy that you are also participating, how about it, would you like to be part of the group? Would have been really crazy. Then we would take Tenshinhan, or Yamcha. How about that Oh yes, if you don't dare to ask Chichi about the food, we can call the pizza service and in an emergency I can still cook (gag!)



Sender: Trunks


Recipient: Songoku


Subject: Yuck!




So shall i be honest? I'd rather risk lifelong ear damage than swallow something you've brewed. Not meant badly, I'm just being realistic. No offense, we Sayajin men just can't cook, right? The last time I wanted to mumble something, the whole kitchen blew up! There you can see again what women can be used for, grin!


But now to our match, tomorrow. I have an idea: We sayajins against everyone else, without transforming. That would be me, you Goths, Gohan and Veggi. If he wants that too. Sounds fair doesn't it? that would be the perfect training, right? Now we really only need one referee! Who do you think would be eligible for it? Well, not chichi, hehe! So what do you mean? Tell me, if we have a fight, it should be planned well, right? So we still have to think of someone ...





Channel: Songoku


Recipient: Trunks


Subject: Shiri




Well how about Bulma then? She's OK and understands to some extent what about fairless or what that means. And I think your idea is awesome too! Of course we are the perfect team! Everyone can get in as tightly as they want. Hey, one more thing: I don't really want to be so considerate in this fight, because I have developed an ingenious new technique that I would like to use. But no fear! I put on my earmuffs and talked to Chichi and she said she'd nurse you back after I won. Isn't she nice? What do you think?




Sender: Trunks


Recipient: Songoku


Subject: holla!




Well, you seem to be really convinced of yourself. Let's ask Piccolo what he thinks about it. Should I? No, you can do that, otherwise Songohan will have to sit next to you forever and start the email program because you won't learn it yourself.So see you tomorrow for the fight!








Of course, Songoku does not put up with that and he sends Songohan outside because he is so convinced of himself that he can write AND even send the mail to Piccolo without any help!




Hm! Let's see how did that work again? * Töggel, Töggel * Huff, finally! The mail would have been written. Send now ... * Click, click, click? * Hö ??? Why is that not possible? Is the mouse crazy or what ?! * Click, click, click! *


I have enough! That doesn't work anyway! What a shit box!




He angrily yells at the monitor and hits the keyboard! there is a loud crash, sparks spray, the screen explodes and smoke rises.




Songohan comes in, looks into his father's stunned, coal-black face and laughs: Well, it looks like you will have to bring the news to Piccolo personally!







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