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Fanfic: E-mail von Trunks an Piccolo
Chapter: Email from Trunks to Piccolo
Hello everybody! Here come fresh emails again. Unfortunately this time there isn't as much as last time, but I hope you still have fun. So that you can check everything, there is a little bit of information first: Piccolo and Trunks each have a girlfriend in all of my email stories. Piccolos Girl is called Sinka and Trunks Sayajin Girl is called Zed. "sed" spoken. (Well, I couldn't think of anything better and since "Z" is my favorite letter, why not?)
But now into the mail program:
Sent from: Trunks
Receiver: Piccolo
Subject: driver's license!
Piccolo day!
How are we doing?
Has Songohan told you anything about his girlfriend? Huiuiuiuiuiuiui! It should be really dangerous (meant ironically) What do you think? I don't think she can hold a candle to Sinka and Zed if you understand. You know what? I will get my driver's license next month! That's why I'm actually emailing you.You can certainly give me a few tips on how best to tackle it, because I can't expect any help with Songoku, can I? Oh yes. Zed and I managed to transform into Supersayajin 2! What do you say now We look awesome! Can you do something like that with Sinka?
Write back soon. Bye
Sent by: Piccolo
Recipient: Trunks
Subject: Step on the gas!
Hello Trunks!
Yes, Songohan has already talked my ears full about Videl. It's supposed to be really wild and dangerous, right? I'm already trembling with fear. * snicker *
You and the bill? Well, good luck practicing! I also made it easily, it's not that difficult at all. No, Sinka and I cannot transform, because we are not sayajins, are we? But if we want, we can increase our fighting power enormously and thus reach the level of a Supersayajin level 2.It's cool too, isn't it? What do you say now
Sent from: Trunks
Receiver: Piccolo
Subject: Welcome to the club!
Well, we're all of one mind again, right? I think it's great! You know what? Come on and watch when I take the exam, it sure isn't dangerous ... Zed comes to cheer me on too. When I have the bill in my pocket, I'll organize a feast with us, then you can eat your fill. Now another question. Are you still in contact with Dende? Songohan wondered how Dende is doing. Well, I have to go somewhere quickly now, but only briefly. Zed is calling me.
Bye!
Sent by: Piccolo
Recipient: Trunks
Subject: Offspring?
So, where are you in such a hurry, naa ??
Dende is doing well, very well in fact. He's got a lot on his mind since he took on the role of Kamisama.And you know what? He also has a girlfriend, a very pretty one ... but nothing against Sinka, hehe!
Yes, cool, if you make a feast, then of course I'll be there! OF COURSE, I'LL FIRE YOU TOO. You have to wear a POST BOY T-shirt for the exam, that will take you a long way! Well, and a baseball cap if possible. I'm kind of terribly sorry for Songohan with his girlfriend. That would really not be for me. Well, there is nothing to do about it. Can you and Zed expect offspring in the near future, if I may ask that directly? As well as you understand each other, that wouldn't be surprising. Saaaag? No secrecy from me, yes? I'm really curious what you will answer me, grin!
Sent from: Trunks
Receiver: Piccolo
Subject: That's no net!
Man, you're really straightforward! I think you've asked me this question before. Or was that Songoten?Well it doesn't matter. Not yet because we are currently working on a new technology together. The so-called doublelightningattack. I came up with this name! Great what? Somebody should say again that I am not creative! But now back to the topic: It wouldn't be particularly suitable if we had to take an unborn child into consideration, would it? Zed and I agree! You know how we attack each other during training. The scraps are flying! You can't believe how many tracksuits we wear in a week. But now to the driving test again: What kind of car do you have? I want a Porsche! This is really my dream box, that should be said. But I have to amass a little bit of money ... Bulma blocked my account because I probably bought too much expensive high-tech stuff. Don't you happen to know a job for me? Oh yes, do you know whether Chichi is still picking on Songoku to finally get the bill, or does he have it now?Oh, I can't even think about the many cars he scraps while practicing ... So then. Write again.
Sent by: Piccolo
Recipient: Trunks
Subject: A little bit of slime!
Yes, I'm always straightforward, that's how I am, right? Yes, I have a great car! You should see the rims, I'll tell you a really wacky design! What? Bulma locks her darling's account? A bit of malicious joy comes up, hihi! But I'm sure if you mess around a little, you'll get the money you need for your Porsche. And otherwise you can always make one yourself. No, Songoku still hasn't made it, but that will come, I'm sure, and Chichi keeps telling him to. You know what? I heard they kicked Songoku out of driving school because, thanks to him, all the cars were totally destroyed. But I think he'll still make it someday.Yes what?! You and Zed are developing a new technique? Well then good luck! You have to show them to me so that I can add my mustard, right?
Hey You won't believe it, but I actually lost five pounds! Sinka was on the vegetable trip and you lose a lot of pounds there. But now there is fish again, fish, fish! This is the best! Ok, see you later, I still have work to do.
Sent from: Trunks
Receiver: Piccolo
Subject: Cooking
There you are again, where have you been for so long?
Well, that wasn't that kind of thing with cooking? I prefer to keep my hands off it. Have I already told you? The last time I tried to make something to eat, the kitchen exploded. Well, a Sayajin can't do everything. Since then, Zed has forbidden me to come into contact with pans or anything. She cooks a thousand times better than me. Can YOU actually cook ???That would also be another idea: Cooking duel of the incompetent! If I imagine you wearing a chef's hat like that, then ... Pf, pf Wuahahahah! No offense, yes? So see you soon.
Sent by: Piccolo
Recipient: Trunks
Subject: sizzle, sizzle
Well, well, well! I have a lot to do, right?
Yes, I can't cook either, Sinka is already an ace! And I would never wear a chef's hat anyway, that would look too stupid! But the idea with the cooking duel is awesome! Do we have to do it on occasion, okay? Unfortunately, I can no longer write, because Sinka is already complaining, I would just hang on to the PC! See you soon!
* Trunks laughingly accepts this and writes an email to Songoku the next day *
Hello Songoku!
How are you. Naaaa? Already recovered from Chichi?
You can hear a lot there. You have probably already noticed that Piccolo and I are going to have a cooking duel. What is. Are you in? Nanü? What wonderful smell is rising up my nose right now? This will be my lunch. I'll be right back daaaaaahaaaaaaaa.
* Songoku could not read his mail because Songohan had gotten ahead of him. Once again he has read all the messages that were in the entrances and exits and is now well informed. *
(Well, yes, let's assume that is possible ...)
Sent from: Songohan
Recipient: Trunks
Subject: Bang in the head?
I just don't believe it ... I don't get it ........... I got something! ........ I feel like I'm pregnant! A COOKING DUEL !!!
Tell me ... HAVE YOU BECOME TOTALLY FEMININE? What is that ... are you and Piccolo getting into that kind of women's stuff?
Ne ne .... I don't fight with you anymore, that's totally embarrassing!
Then I prefer to play my FIGHTES with Songoku!
Oh yes, what are these insults about Videl?
Is really mean. You are really mean! Well, she might not be the best fighter, but she's more amazing, beautiful and attractive than Sinka and your Zed together! I don't want a female warrior anyway! ......... you are stupid, lousy comrades, yes, you are! I can't think of any more words to vent, but there is one thing I have to say:
If you and Piccolo keep beating my Videl like that, there's something going on, get it?
Sent from: Trunks
To: Songohan
Subject: Cool off!
Well well, who's going to freak out? You just always take everything too seriously, you know that?
Besides, I didn't ask you, but your papa! What do you actually mix in between? Huh?Cheek! By the way, there is such a beautiful word called freedom of expression! Clear?! So if Piccolo and I gossip about Videl, that's our opinion. Oh yes ... If you really want to challenge me, then you should get armored beforehand. * Snicker * I actually wanted to speak to Songoku. Is it possible to achieve it?
Sent from: Songohan
To: Trunks
Subject: Great tit?
No,
But now into the mail program:
Sent from: Trunks
Receiver: Piccolo
Subject: driver's license!
Piccolo day!
How are we doing?
Has Songohan told you anything about his girlfriend? Huiuiuiuiuiuiui! It should be really dangerous (meant ironically) What do you think? I don't think she can hold a candle to Sinka and Zed if you understand. You know what? I will get my driver's license next month! That's why I'm actually emailing you.You can certainly give me a few tips on how best to tackle it, because I can't expect any help with Songoku, can I? Oh yes. Zed and I managed to transform into Supersayajin 2! What do you say now We look awesome! Can you do something like that with Sinka?
Write back soon. Bye
Sent by: Piccolo
Recipient: Trunks
Subject: Step on the gas!
Hello Trunks!
Yes, Songohan has already talked my ears full about Videl. It's supposed to be really wild and dangerous, right? I'm already trembling with fear. * snicker *
You and the bill? Well, good luck practicing! I also made it easily, it's not that difficult at all. No, Sinka and I cannot transform, because we are not sayajins, are we? But if we want, we can increase our fighting power enormously and thus reach the level of a Supersayajin level 2.It's cool too, isn't it? What do you say now
Sent from: Trunks
Receiver: Piccolo
Subject: Welcome to the club!
Well, we're all of one mind again, right? I think it's great! You know what? Come on and watch when I take the exam, it sure isn't dangerous ... Zed comes to cheer me on too. When I have the bill in my pocket, I'll organize a feast with us, then you can eat your fill. Now another question. Are you still in contact with Dende? Songohan wondered how Dende is doing. Well, I have to go somewhere quickly now, but only briefly. Zed is calling me.
Bye!
Sent by: Piccolo
Recipient: Trunks
Subject: Offspring?
So, where are you in such a hurry, naa ??
Dende is doing well, very well in fact. He's got a lot on his mind since he took on the role of Kamisama.And you know what? He also has a girlfriend, a very pretty one ... but nothing against Sinka, hehe!
Yes, cool, if you make a feast, then of course I'll be there! OF COURSE, I'LL FIRE YOU TOO. You have to wear a POST BOY T-shirt for the exam, that will take you a long way! Well, and a baseball cap if possible. I'm kind of terribly sorry for Songohan with his girlfriend. That would really not be for me. Well, there is nothing to do about it. Can you and Zed expect offspring in the near future, if I may ask that directly? As well as you understand each other, that wouldn't be surprising. Saaaag? No secrecy from me, yes? I'm really curious what you will answer me, grin!
Sent from: Trunks
Receiver: Piccolo
Subject: That's no net!
Man, you're really straightforward! I think you've asked me this question before. Or was that Songoten?Well it doesn't matter. Not yet because we are currently working on a new technology together. The so-called doublelightningattack. I came up with this name! Great what? Somebody should say again that I am not creative! But now back to the topic: It wouldn't be particularly suitable if we had to take an unborn child into consideration, would it? Zed and I agree! You know how we attack each other during training. The scraps are flying! You can't believe how many tracksuits we wear in a week. But now to the driving test again: What kind of car do you have? I want a Porsche! This is really my dream box, that should be said. But I have to amass a little bit of money ... Bulma blocked my account because I probably bought too much expensive high-tech stuff. Don't you happen to know a job for me? Oh yes, do you know whether Chichi is still picking on Songoku to finally get the bill, or does he have it now?Oh, I can't even think about the many cars he scraps while practicing ... So then. Write again.
Sent by: Piccolo
Recipient: Trunks
Subject: A little bit of slime!
Yes, I'm always straightforward, that's how I am, right? Yes, I have a great car! You should see the rims, I'll tell you a really wacky design! What? Bulma locks her darling's account? A bit of malicious joy comes up, hihi! But I'm sure if you mess around a little, you'll get the money you need for your Porsche. And otherwise you can always make one yourself. No, Songoku still hasn't made it, but that will come, I'm sure, and Chichi keeps telling him to. You know what? I heard they kicked Songoku out of driving school because, thanks to him, all the cars were totally destroyed. But I think he'll still make it someday.Yes what?! You and Zed are developing a new technique? Well then good luck! You have to show them to me so that I can add my mustard, right?
Hey You won't believe it, but I actually lost five pounds! Sinka was on the vegetable trip and you lose a lot of pounds there. But now there is fish again, fish, fish! This is the best! Ok, see you later, I still have work to do.
Sent from: Trunks
Receiver: Piccolo
Subject: Cooking
There you are again, where have you been for so long?
Well, that wasn't that kind of thing with cooking? I prefer to keep my hands off it. Have I already told you? The last time I tried to make something to eat, the kitchen exploded. Well, a Sayajin can't do everything. Since then, Zed has forbidden me to come into contact with pans or anything. She cooks a thousand times better than me. Can YOU actually cook ???That would also be another idea: Cooking duel of the incompetent! If I imagine you wearing a chef's hat like that, then ... Pf, pf Wuahahahah! No offense, yes? So see you soon.
Sent by: Piccolo
Recipient: Trunks
Subject: sizzle, sizzle
Well, well, well! I have a lot to do, right?
Yes, I can't cook either, Sinka is already an ace! And I would never wear a chef's hat anyway, that would look too stupid! But the idea with the cooking duel is awesome! Do we have to do it on occasion, okay? Unfortunately, I can no longer write, because Sinka is already complaining, I would just hang on to the PC! See you soon!
* Trunks laughingly accepts this and writes an email to Songoku the next day *
Hello Songoku!
How are you. Naaaa? Already recovered from Chichi?
You can hear a lot there. You have probably already noticed that Piccolo and I are going to have a cooking duel. What is. Are you in? Nanü? What wonderful smell is rising up my nose right now? This will be my lunch. I'll be right back daaaaaahaaaaaaaa.
* Songoku could not read his mail because Songohan had gotten ahead of him. Once again he has read all the messages that were in the entrances and exits and is now well informed. *
(Well, yes, let's assume that is possible ...)
Sent from: Songohan
Recipient: Trunks
Subject: Bang in the head?
I just don't believe it ... I don't get it ........... I got something! ........ I feel like I'm pregnant! A COOKING DUEL !!!
Tell me ... HAVE YOU BECOME TOTALLY FEMININE? What is that ... are you and Piccolo getting into that kind of women's stuff?
Ne ne .... I don't fight with you anymore, that's totally embarrassing!
Then I prefer to play my FIGHTES with Songoku!
Oh yes, what are these insults about Videl?
Is really mean. You are really mean! Well, she might not be the best fighter, but she's more amazing, beautiful and attractive than Sinka and your Zed together! I don't want a female warrior anyway! ......... you are stupid, lousy comrades, yes, you are! I can't think of any more words to vent, but there is one thing I have to say:
If you and Piccolo keep beating my Videl like that, there's something going on, get it?
Sent from: Trunks
To: Songohan
Subject: Cool off!
Well well, who's going to freak out? You just always take everything too seriously, you know that?
Besides, I didn't ask you, but your papa! What do you actually mix in between? Huh?Cheek! By the way, there is such a beautiful word called freedom of expression! Clear?! So if Piccolo and I gossip about Videl, that's our opinion. Oh yes ... If you really want to challenge me, then you should get armored beforehand. * Snicker * I actually wanted to speak to Songoku. Is it possible to achieve it?
Sent from: Songohan
To: Trunks
Subject: Great tit?
No,