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Fanfic: Vegeta und die Talkshow
Chapter: Vegeta and the talk show
Vegeta and the talk show
Buu was defeated. People had lost their memory of him, but they remembered more than ever the strange people who had taken part in the Cell games. To those who suddenly went blonde. Like the two boys who took part in the children's section of the martial arts tournament. Like the Golden Warrior who suddenly appeared. What kind of extraterrestrials were they?
More than ever, people wanted to know who these people were. Some who sat in the back of the big martial arts tournament, where Son Goku, Vegeta & Co. had also watched the boys, remembered words like Metamorphosis and Super Saiyan. Was that the answer to the many questions? The story slowly got around. Some claimed it was just a sect that worked with lighting effects and the like. Others said it was an ancient race called Saiyan. The next ones were stiff and firmly convinced that they were aliens, because they remembered those strange capsules with which two troublemakers had come to Earth at the time.Remembered that the word Saiyajin had also been used then. Whatever that meant. Reporters and major TV stations desperately tried to uncover the secret. But everything that was reported was not remotely true. The Z-fighters were slowly but surely getting on their nerves. Vegeta in particular felt it was a personal insult. The Saiyans are a sect. Pah, how could you talk such a joke? When the reporters then became more and more intrusive to ask all passers-by for their opinion and knowledge, they broke their necks. When the interviews could no longer be found as survey notes in the mailbox, but were made through phone calls, it was enough for everyone. They called an "emergency meeting" at which they decided to present themselves. Everyone should know what the Saiyajins were all about. Maybe then calm would finally return.
When the phone rang again, Bulma picked it up.As always, she didn't answer the questions, this time offering them the whole truth. The corporation behind it couldn't know whether she was lying or not, of course, but he could already see the ratings skyrocket. So Bulma made an appointment with him. It was supposed to be like a talk show of sorts. In another meeting they decided that Vegeta, Son Goku and their sons should go. Trunks and Son Goten could be remembered anyway and everyone was talking about Son Gohan as the "Golden Warrior". Son Goku was also a relatively familiar face and a pure blood Saiyan anyway, as was Vegeta.
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They were all sitting together on a soft sofa. Carla was still speaking. That woman with the weird permanent grin who would ask the questions. Son Goku, Vegeta and Son Gohan were silent, their faces expressionless. Only Trunks and Son Goten were totally excited. You were on TV! They looked around with big eyes as if they didn't want to miss any detail.Vegeta thought very differently. He didn't really give a shit about it. He didn't feel comfortable here. He would have loved to leave straight away. On the other hand, he didn't want to risk being labeled a coward either. Son Goku and Son Gohan were a little more interested. They looked around too, not as conspicuous as the little ones, but they did. “And now we come to our first question.” Carla turned to the Saiyajins and smiled at each of them. `Don't grin that stupid. `` It is probably the one that interests everyone most. '' `` Everyone but us, '' "What are Saiyajins actually? A sect, an ancient race or even aliens?" `" Which of them would like to answer the question? "` Are we here at `Make a wish`? 'Son Goku looked at Vegeta questioningly. `Yeah, I'll do it. 'It nodded. “Very good, may I ask you your name first?” “Is that important? "Vegeta." "Sounds interesting."Do you want to know what your name sounds like?" When Vegeta said nothing, Carla continued, a little disturbed. What are Saiyans? Sect? Race? Aliens? "" I'd like to call my mom. "" The alternatives are all crappy. "Trunks and Son Goten laughed out loud, Son Goku and Son Gohan also had difficulty suppressing their laughter. Vegeta, however, remained serious, didn't pull a face. Carla was a bit irritated. The audience apparently too, because apart from the laughter of the boys there was nothing "Um, yes ..." Carla slowly recovered. "Would you then tell us what you think? "Since when has this been about what I think?" "Using the word sect in connection with Saiyajins is absolutely humiliating. “Trunks and Son Goten became silent and listened eagerly.” Race and aliens should only say if she describes herself as such. "" So the Saiyans are, shall we say, a species like humans? " "You could say it like this."" And what do they look like? "Poor earth woman ..." "That depends on the time of day. "The audience laughed." What's so funny about that? "" Good joke! "Vegeta raised an eyebrow and stared at her." Um, that was no joke. "Goku got involved." Not kidding? "" No. "Vegeta said coldly.` Stupid cow. `The audience fell silent. Everything was silent." Um, then why don't you explain to us what you mean. "" It's simple, a Saiyan always looks the same. "It's not that difficult, even if you're as stupid as you are, right?" "Okay, maybe they'll explain to us what they look like most of the time. "" Like everyone here, if their tails are cut off. "Carla stared at him. Somehow nobody knew what to think of it, except of course the Saiyans. 'Did I say the wrong thing?" "A Saiyan usually has a tail, like a monkey." Vegeta explained carefully the silence broke. "So do Saiyans look like people with monkey tails?"Sama you are limited or something, I just said that." Vegeta nod. "Does this tail have a special reason, maybe because of the environment? "My God you are stupid. Everything in nature has a reason." "Sure, but less because of the environment. " "Rather? " "Difficult to explain. Let's put it that way. The tail reacts to the radiation of a full moon. "Carla blinked confused." And then? "" When the moon is full, a Saiyan turns into a kind of giant monkey. His combat strength is then many times higher than in the normal state. "" Does that mean he also has a greater destructive power? "Sama are you too dumb to shit?" "" Ok, let's leave that for now. These Saiyans are not native to Earth, are they? " "Not necessarily. "" Then where are they from? “How stupid can you be?” “Another planet, of course. "" And what is the name of this planet? "" Vegeta "" I know that's their name. "Now Vegeta was slowly but surely tearing the thread of patience."Me even more! The planet is called Vegeta!" "Well, that's a nice coincidence." "Some people claim they have heard things like Super Saiyan. Do you know what this is about? Maybe someone else?" She looked at the others, no longer wanting to talk to this strange guy. She smiled at Gohan. "Nah, Vegeta can explain all of this to you best." "But Vegeta doesn't want to ..." "Nagut, Vegeta. Tell us about the Super Saiyan." "In the old days there was a legend ... "..." Vegeta was silent. Everyone was excited to hear his story. Trunks looked a little worried at his father. “Are you all right Dad?” He whispered. Vegeta looked at him, barely smiling. He was fine. He had to think of the times when the Super Saiyan really only existed as a legend. How he vowed to become the first Super Saiyan and then he didn't. 'And where are we now?We are all already on the second level, Kakarott even on the 3 ... "" And next Vegeta? "Vegeta lost his thought. `Oh yes, the chick is still there too. `` As I said, there was a legend about a Super Saiyan. One whose powers would exceed those of normal Saiyajins . "" Five? "" Can't you count or what? "And that's not all. It soon turned out that there were further steps behind the Super Saiyan. How many is still not entirely clear." There was silence. “Aha, and what does a Super Saiyan look like?” “That changes from level to level, but the biggest features are definitely the blonde hair and the turquoise-green eyes.” A restlessness ran through the hall. The audience started whispering. Carla swallowed before asking her next question. "And these Saiyans are all 5 on earth?“That sat.” God damn it, how stupid are you anyway? "Even the audience smiled at this question. Nobody had dared to do that before on television. But they couldn't just kick him out, they needed what he had said, what he might still say. Carla, however, began to stutter." So, please ... You can't do it like that ... I mean ... You can't do it like this ... "" I'll do what I want, understand? "She nodded shyly." Any questions? "" No, I think that's it. " "Super. "He turned to his puzzled friends." I'm leaving, who's coming? "Everyone came with us and so they just walked in front of the confused eyes of the audience and in front of the camera. It didn't interest Vegeta at all. Should the earth idiots keep speculating. He wouldn't try to bring them to their senses again. Never talk shows again!
END
I know it turned out so great, but what the heck. A classmate put an "article" on it on his HP.You can read it through. (www.toby-h. de -> Extras)
Ciaoi chrissi25 (http://www.chrissi25.net.tc)
Buu was defeated. People had lost their memory of him, but they remembered more than ever the strange people who had taken part in the Cell games. To those who suddenly went blonde. Like the two boys who took part in the children's section of the martial arts tournament. Like the Golden Warrior who suddenly appeared. What kind of extraterrestrials were they?
More than ever, people wanted to know who these people were. Some who sat in the back of the big martial arts tournament, where Son Goku, Vegeta & Co. had also watched the boys, remembered words like Metamorphosis and Super Saiyan. Was that the answer to the many questions? The story slowly got around. Some claimed it was just a sect that worked with lighting effects and the like. Others said it was an ancient race called Saiyan. The next ones were stiff and firmly convinced that they were aliens, because they remembered those strange capsules with which two troublemakers had come to Earth at the time.Remembered that the word Saiyajin had also been used then. Whatever that meant. Reporters and major TV stations desperately tried to uncover the secret. But everything that was reported was not remotely true. The Z-fighters were slowly but surely getting on their nerves. Vegeta in particular felt it was a personal insult. The Saiyans are a sect. Pah, how could you talk such a joke? When the reporters then became more and more intrusive to ask all passers-by for their opinion and knowledge, they broke their necks. When the interviews could no longer be found as survey notes in the mailbox, but were made through phone calls, it was enough for everyone. They called an "emergency meeting" at which they decided to present themselves. Everyone should know what the Saiyajins were all about. Maybe then calm would finally return.
When the phone rang again, Bulma picked it up.As always, she didn't answer the questions, this time offering them the whole truth. The corporation behind it couldn't know whether she was lying or not, of course, but he could already see the ratings skyrocket. So Bulma made an appointment with him. It was supposed to be like a talk show of sorts. In another meeting they decided that Vegeta, Son Goku and their sons should go. Trunks and Son Goten could be remembered anyway and everyone was talking about Son Gohan as the "Golden Warrior". Son Goku was also a relatively familiar face and a pure blood Saiyan anyway, as was Vegeta.
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They were all sitting together on a soft sofa. Carla was still speaking. That woman with the weird permanent grin who would ask the questions. Son Goku, Vegeta and Son Gohan were silent, their faces expressionless. Only Trunks and Son Goten were totally excited. You were on TV! They looked around with big eyes as if they didn't want to miss any detail.Vegeta thought very differently. He didn't really give a shit about it. He didn't feel comfortable here. He would have loved to leave straight away. On the other hand, he didn't want to risk being labeled a coward either. Son Goku and Son Gohan were a little more interested. They looked around too, not as conspicuous as the little ones, but they did. “And now we come to our first question.” Carla turned to the Saiyajins and smiled at each of them. `Don't grin that stupid. `` It is probably the one that interests everyone most. '' `` Everyone but us, '' "What are Saiyajins actually? A sect, an ancient race or even aliens?" `" Which of them would like to answer the question? "` Are we here at `Make a wish`? 'Son Goku looked at Vegeta questioningly. `Yeah, I'll do it. 'It nodded. “Very good, may I ask you your name first?” “Is that important? "Vegeta." "Sounds interesting."Do you want to know what your name sounds like?" When Vegeta said nothing, Carla continued, a little disturbed. What are Saiyans? Sect? Race? Aliens? "" I'd like to call my mom. "" The alternatives are all crappy. "Trunks and Son Goten laughed out loud, Son Goku and Son Gohan also had difficulty suppressing their laughter. Vegeta, however, remained serious, didn't pull a face. Carla was a bit irritated. The audience apparently too, because apart from the laughter of the boys there was nothing "Um, yes ..." Carla slowly recovered. "Would you then tell us what you think? "Since when has this been about what I think?" "Using the word sect in connection with Saiyajins is absolutely humiliating. “Trunks and Son Goten became silent and listened eagerly.” Race and aliens should only say if she describes herself as such. "" So the Saiyans are, shall we say, a species like humans? " "You could say it like this."" And what do they look like? "Poor earth woman ..." "That depends on the time of day. "The audience laughed." What's so funny about that? "" Good joke! "Vegeta raised an eyebrow and stared at her." Um, that was no joke. "Goku got involved." Not kidding? "" No. "Vegeta said coldly.` Stupid cow. `The audience fell silent. Everything was silent." Um, then why don't you explain to us what you mean. "" It's simple, a Saiyan always looks the same. "It's not that difficult, even if you're as stupid as you are, right?" "Okay, maybe they'll explain to us what they look like most of the time. "" Like everyone here, if their tails are cut off. "Carla stared at him. Somehow nobody knew what to think of it, except of course the Saiyans. 'Did I say the wrong thing?" "A Saiyan usually has a tail, like a monkey." Vegeta explained carefully the silence broke. "So do Saiyans look like people with monkey tails?"Sama you are limited or something, I just said that." Vegeta nod. "Does this tail have a special reason, maybe because of the environment? "My God you are stupid. Everything in nature has a reason." "Sure, but less because of the environment. " "Rather? " "Difficult to explain. Let's put it that way. The tail reacts to the radiation of a full moon. "Carla blinked confused." And then? "" When the moon is full, a Saiyan turns into a kind of giant monkey. His combat strength is then many times higher than in the normal state. "" Does that mean he also has a greater destructive power? "Sama are you too dumb to shit?" "" Ok, let's leave that for now. These Saiyans are not native to Earth, are they? " "Not necessarily. "" Then where are they from? “How stupid can you be?” “Another planet, of course. "" And what is the name of this planet? "" Vegeta "" I know that's their name. "Now Vegeta was slowly but surely tearing the thread of patience."Me even more! The planet is called Vegeta!" "Well, that's a nice coincidence." "Some people claim they have heard things like Super Saiyan. Do you know what this is about? Maybe someone else?" She looked at the others, no longer wanting to talk to this strange guy. She smiled at Gohan. "Nah, Vegeta can explain all of this to you best." "But Vegeta doesn't want to ..." "Nagut, Vegeta. Tell us about the Super Saiyan." "In the old days there was a legend ... "..." Vegeta was silent. Everyone was excited to hear his story. Trunks looked a little worried at his father. “Are you all right Dad?” He whispered. Vegeta looked at him, barely smiling. He was fine. He had to think of the times when the Super Saiyan really only existed as a legend. How he vowed to become the first Super Saiyan and then he didn't. 'And where are we now?We are all already on the second level, Kakarott even on the 3 ... "" And next Vegeta? "Vegeta lost his thought. `Oh yes, the chick is still there too. `` As I said, there was a legend about a Super Saiyan. One whose powers would exceed those of normal Saiyajins . "" Five? "" Can't you count or what? "And that's not all. It soon turned out that there were further steps behind the Super Saiyan. How many is still not entirely clear." There was silence. “Aha, and what does a Super Saiyan look like?” “That changes from level to level, but the biggest features are definitely the blonde hair and the turquoise-green eyes.” A restlessness ran through the hall. The audience started whispering. Carla swallowed before asking her next question. "And these Saiyans are all 5 on earth?“That sat.” God damn it, how stupid are you anyway? "Even the audience smiled at this question. Nobody had dared to do that before on television. But they couldn't just kick him out, they needed what he had said, what he might still say. Carla, however, began to stutter." So, please ... You can't do it like that ... I mean ... You can't do it like this ... "" I'll do what I want, understand? "She nodded shyly." Any questions? "" No, I think that's it. " "Super. "He turned to his puzzled friends." I'm leaving, who's coming? "Everyone came with us and so they just walked in front of the confused eyes of the audience and in front of the camera. It didn't interest Vegeta at all. Should the earth idiots keep speculating. He wouldn't try to bring them to their senses again. Never talk shows again!
END
I know it turned out so great, but what the heck. A classmate put an "article" on it on his HP.You can read it through. (www.toby-h. de -> Extras)
Ciaoi chrissi25 (http://www.chrissi25.net.tc)