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Fanfic: E-Mail von Gohan an Trunks
Chapter: Email from Gohan to Trunks
Hello dear email fans! Here are new mails again! Before I start, I still have something on:
Paen777 and everyone else who noticed it. I made a mistake in the story: "Email from Trunks to Piccolo" because I only noticed when I had already uploaded the story. Thank you for bringing this to my attention. Of course, Songohan couldn't theoretically read the emails that Trunks and Piccolo write to each other, but so that I don't have to turn the story upside down, let's just leave it to the fact that it is somehow possible, okay? *G*
But now on with the mails:
Sent from: Songohan
To: Trunks
Subject: Fusion
Hello Trunks!
Thank you for letting me live yesterday. You fought a lot better than I imagined, man, everything still hurts as hell! But not so wild, after all, I can take a lot, right?You know what? I have an idea! Why don't you just come here and then merge with songotes? I would then merge with Songoku and then we can compete against each other again in the merged form! Naaa? How about that But don't say now that you're afraid of going up against me, that would be really soft of you, right? I imagine it to be so cool! Gotenks against ... against .... Oops? Haven't even thought about what Songoku and I should call each other when we merged. You know what Let's just call it "half a portion against invincibility!" Hehe! That hit you, huh? I am sure that with Songoten you will not stand a chance against us!
Sent from: Trunks
To: Songohan
Subject: Oh no?
You still haven't had enough? Tell me, how often should I beat you up? But if you insist like that, I'll come over quickly tonight and correct you.It won't take long anyway, hehe! Tell me what still totally amazes me: Since when have you been able to merge with Songoku ??? Feel free to admit that you were only bluffing to maybe ... arouse my interest ?! That'll cost me a tired smile ...
The next day
Sent from: Songohan
To: Trunks
Subject: worked!
No, I mean that seriously, that was no fool! Well, at least not quite. Songoku tried me all day yesterday! I had to beg a little, but then he managed to do this little dance with me, and lo and behold, it actually worked! A breathtakingly handsome warrior was the result of the fifth attempt! I prefer not to mention the initial deformities here ... We had to bring Chichi out of a faint a few times because we really looked ugly to shoot!But now you know that I'm dead serious about the fight! When I'm done with you, your girlfriend can only admire you in thick bandages. Maybe she even has to feed you with the sippy cup ??? Wuahaha!
A strange question comes up to me right away: What do you think you could also merge with YOU? That would be an interesting mix, wouldn't it? Grin grin!
Sent from: Trunks
To: Songohan
Subject: Oops!
So yes! I thought right away that you were just bluffing! And then you quickly, quickly annoyed your dad with teaching you fusion! N / A? Am I right? It will have been exactly like that, right? But it doesn't matter! You know what? I'm really looking forward to playing against you! This is going to be an entertaining fight! Then it will show who feeds whom with what ...
Now to your question: Well first of all I was really wondering where you always dig up such crazy ideas!But when I think about it that carefully, the question is not so strange at all. That's why I found out a bit from Piccolo, because he knows someone who knows all about mergers. Now please don't ask me who it is, I have no idea! In any case, I now know that it is indeed and truly possible to fuse with a different sex, provided both of them are of the same race. Sick right?
Sent from: Songohan
To: Trunks
Subject: Zenks?
Ah, wonderful! Then give it a try and come by! But you have to let them know beforehand so that I know what strange creature wants to enter my room, yes? What do you think, which of you would prevail more in this merger? I mean, you both have a bit stubborn heads! Well, yes, email me back quickly, I'll wait!
Sent from: Trunks
To: Songohan
Subject: Better not!
Well, I'm not really sure ... It would somehow still be interesting, but just: I don't know whether we should actually try it out. Who knows, maybe there will be a twilight? Plus, Zed worries too much about what we would look like afterwards. She went up to the ceiling when she saw Gotenks for the first time. That was one thing, I tell you!
And one more thing: in order to fuse with another gender, you have to perform another dance! You know what I think of dancing, don't you? The normal one is already catastrophic! Nene, that's too embarrassing for me, I don't do it!
Besides, I'm not exactly keen on losing my manhood!
Sent from: Songohan
To: Trunks
Subject: What a shame!
Oh! It's a shame that you always pinch! But somehow I understand you. Nevertheless, I would have been interested in what you would have looked like as a "female form".Definitely screaming! Well, let's stick with the normal mergers between us men, right? Well, I'll come over with Songoku right away and then, yes, we'll let it rip again!
Ok, those emails weren't very interesting, I'll admit. But tell me again how you found it, okay?