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Fanfic: Piccolo vs. Cell? Teil 1
Chapter: Piccolo vs. Cell? Part 1
Part 1
Actually, this evening started quite normally. It had been an ordinary day too. Like almost every day. But without knowing anything about it, my life was to change suddenly that night!
"Holy shit!!!" I swore loudly and rubbed my big toe, which I had just struck the edge of the table. I hobbled to my couch, balancing the tray with my supper in front of me like a juggler. Relieved, I sank down on the soft cushions and set the food down in the open space next to me. A look at the clock told me that it would be 15 minutes before I could finally turn on Dragonball Z. I zapped back and forth between the programs trying to kill the time. Only uninteresting series ran on all programs. "You have so many channels and none of them are running anything really good!" I thought annoyed. My gaze focused on the tray ... I was once again too lazy to do something right.There was now a poor slice of wholemeal bread, three carrots and a handful of fruit. I looked at the "three course menu" skeptically and somehow I had no real appetite. My eyes wandered to the screen. Finally, just advertising and then it would start. The advertisements stretched like chewing gum. I put my legs up and tried to relax, but at the same time I was almost scared to death. For a split second, a blazing flash of lightning lit my room and immediately afterwards there was deafening thunder. At the same moment it began to pour from buckets. Fascinated, I looked at the spectacle that was going on out there. But immediately afterwards the television took up all of my attention. It started to crackle and soon the whole screen was covered in snow. I just heard the theme music from my favorite series begin, then everything was drowned out by the hiss of the TV. "YOU STUPID MISTDING." I snapped at him completely wrongly.Of course I knew that my cigarette box was not to blame, but now I had to let go of my anger on something. I jumped up angrily, almost threw the "delicacies" to the ground next to me and shortly afterwards reached the source of my bad mood. First I tried to convince him to do his job again with hits on the lid and a few bitter swearwords. (It's at such moments that you realize how many adult expressions you know.) When none of this worked, I had to use all my persuasion skills and I began to plead with him ... His answer consisted of more snow and a much louder one Noise than before. I gave up. Still kneeling in front of the telly, I was wondering what to do with the night that had started .... Suddenly a huge lightning bolt shot through the cloud cover and crashed into a power pole right next to the house. The whole house shook.
In shock I tried to hold on to something and how could it be otherwise, my fingers clawed what was there in front of me ... the television.
At the moment he had completely different worries, because the lightning had apparently left side effects on him too. He spattered and flickered without interruption and when he looked more and more threatening, I looked at him startled. "How can you be so stupid and hold onto something that is about to explode." I thought and swallowed. But before I pulled my hands away, the screen gave off such a bright light that I was blinded and couldn't see anything. I felt dizzy and felt like I was riding a roller coaster in a dark tunnel. My eyes burned as if I had poured salt water into them and I pressed my hands over my face. After a few minutes my head stopped spinning. I felt sick and I propped myself up with my hands on the floor ... I stopped ... The floor felt hard and kind of rocky."Where's my carpet?" It went through me and I slowly tried to open my eyes. Everything was blurry, but gradually my pupils normalized and I could see clearly again. "Where did I end up here?" I asked loudly, staring completely confused at the barren and dreary landscape. There was this hard gray floor everywhere and every now and then you could see a couple of pointed stone pillars protruding from it. The place was surrounded by high rocks, which made a very dangerous impression on me. I tried to remember the last thing that happened to me. "Mmmh, there was the TV that blinded me ..." I thought and came to a conclusion. “Well, either I'm unconscious and dreaming or I'm dead!” The latter made me shudder. "Well, maybe I'd better convince myself!" I decided and pinched my arm tightly. "Ouch" burst out of me. I looked spellbound at the piece of skin that was slowly turning red."I guess now I can cross both off the list. I'm neither unconscious nor dead!" Relieved, I got up from the floor. But at the same moment a question began to torment me: "WHERE AM I?"
Knowing that this question wouldn't answer itself, I decided to just run away. After an hour or so I still hadn't met anyone and my mood was at zero.
I was exhausted and completely out of breath. Since I had to climb over sharp stones and rocks on my way, T-shirt and pants showed some holes and tears. I was about to take a break when I heard several voices. A smile flew across my face. "There are people behind the rocks." I thought overjoyed and ran off. The closer I got, the louder the voices got. They seemed to be discussing something. I slowed down again just before the rock. "Maybe I should take a look at the people before I step in there.Who knows what kind of guys they are! "Shot through my head and crept cautiously along the rock face.
"THAT WILL NOT DO!" one of the people thundered loudly and I winced in shock. "You have heard the voice somewhere before." I thought astonished. Driven by curiosity, I quickly walked around the rock. At the end of the wall I stopped and took another deep breath. Then I risked a quick look around the corner ... immediately my head snapped back and I pressed myself against the rock wall. My heart was racing. "That ... that ... can't be true!"
Drops of sweat appeared on my forehead. I couldn't believe what I had just seen. There actually was that behind the rock
Ginyu Sonderkomando and practiced some of those crazy poses again.
Completely convinced that I had lost my mind or hit my head roughly, I shook it to be able to have clear thoughts again.Then Captain Ginyu's voice rang out: “We'll rehearse that right away!” Now I was sure that I wasn't crazy after all. It was all real! I was completely confused and my feelings were going crazy. But slowly the fear prevailed. Back there was Freezer's special command and I was twiddling my thumbs here. My back came off the wall and I decided to retreat. I turned around quickly, suddenly bumped into something and involuntarily sat down on my four letters. Startled, I looked up and looked directly into the face of ... Cell! His cold eyes looked down at me and an icy shiver ran down my spine. Only now did I realize where I was here ... HELL !!! "That's typical for me again, from one mess to the next!" I thought angrily. Cell was still standing in front of me, motionless and without saying a word. "Hopefully he's not thinking about how to kill me!"I slowly straightened up and embarrassedly wiped the dust off my already dirty clothes. Cell was almost three heads taller than me." I've been watching you for quite a while. Since you appeared out of nowhere! "His voice rang out. I didn't know what to say to him, so I was silent.
"Who are you?" he asked after a short while and gave me a piercing look. This situation was very uncomfortable for me and I wanted to run away. But since I knew that trying to run away would be ridiculous, I was rooted to my place and small drops of sweat ran down my forehead. "Well what am I waiting for!" Cell got louder and crossed his arms over his chest. "Well, ... um ... I ..." I stuttered to myself and hoped for a miracle. But it got much worse!
"HE CELL! WHO IS THAT?" I heard someone calling behind me. I pressed my lips together and felt myself begin to shake all over.I felt sick. "No ... not freezer too !!!" I pleaded inside I slowly turned around. He really was ... and with him his father was King Cold. "I'm really not spared anything." I cursed so softly that no one could hear it.
By Freezer's screams, of course, (how could it be otherwise) the Ginyu Sonderkommando was attracted. There they stood now, all the bad guys I knew from TV, around me. "Now the party is perfect!" it went through my head and if the situation hadn't been so serious I could have laughed at it too. I felt the eyes glued to me and would have loved to vanish into thin air! Freezer was impatient: "Well, Cell, can you tell me who that is?" The addressee broke his gaze from me and looked over at Freezer. "Take it easy! She'll tell us now for sure!" he said and looked at me again.
My knees went weak and my mouth was dry as ice.My eyes wandered once more through the entire circle. King Cold, Rikoom, Guldo, Jezze, Barta and Ginyu had terrible grins on their faces. Only Freezer and Cell stood by with dead serious expressions and that scared me even more than the nasty grin.
"GO NOW OR SHOULD WE CRUSH THE ANSWERS OUT OF YOU?" Freezer snapped at me and looked murderously into my eyes ...
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