It took a while, but here it comes, my seventh idiot story!




... or "Who will get Bulma?"




One flambéed day, the refreshed Krillin, the airy Vegeta and the crazy Songoku decided once and for all to clarify which of them was allowed to have the shot Bulma as a girlfriend. You've had a frosty argument about this simple subject for ages. Today it was that time again:




"Vegeta, you short-circuited sayajin idiot! Do you really think that Bulma wants such a bad smell like you?" Krillin grumbled.




"Sure!" Vegeta replied, flattered. "Because I'm a lot more sensible than you, bald pear! And besides: See how you dressed up tight again today! Not even the most sophisticated woman likes that!"




Now Songoku interfered in the unhealthy conversation:




"Anyway, it's better than your charred hairstyle, Veggie!It still smells right up here! "




Now Vegeta was really softened and screamed in atomic tones:




"Your gasoline-based perfume isn't much better either, Kakarot!"




Krillin threw himself in between frozen stiff:




"Let's stop arguing around so sweetly and let Bulma decide for herself who she thinks is the most soggy, okay?"




Fortunately, the two skinned squabbles both ardently agreed to it. Wildly determined, the three playful men set out for the sewn-together capsule cooperation.




Bulma opened the door pus and Songoku wanted to reveal his feelings to her covered in blood. But he didn't get very far, because the anabolic steroids-dependent Bulma suffered a grinning stroke thanks to his distilled perfume and fell into a criminally sparkling faint. Songoku was so embarrassed that he fled to the air.

Krillin and Vegeta tried to revive the decaying Bulma. All calcified attempts were unsuccessful, but finally she had to sneeze because of Veggie's knitted hair and woke up steaming. Then she vaguely saw a carved, dented, caries-obsessed face that belonged to Krillin. He grinned enormously as he was so scalded and happy about Bulma's resurrection. To prove it to her, he let out a loud, unimaginative shout of joy.


Vegeta had to laugh at this so much that he got a warmed up screaming fit because his torn mouth muscles had cramped completely.


Bulma got so excited about these three wonderful guys that she decided she'd rather stay a motorized single all her hacked life.




That’s it again. I'm going to take a creative break with the idiot stories now because I've run out of ideas. * howling war *

However, if you should have any suggestions, I can go on straight away. So then, throw me at me with your comments, no matter what you have to say, I'm looking forward to it!