So people, as you may have already noticed, I haven't written anything for a long time, which is simply because I don't feel like ... Uh ... that, uh, what I actually say (well, WRITING !) was that my computer was broken! Uh yeah! Exactly! My ... uh ... computer was down!


Phew! That was close!


ÄÄÄH WHAT ??


No, you have misread!


Close?


I never wrote "Phew! That was close!", Right?


Yes?


Really?


Well!


So, as the title suggests, here's something new!




Foreword: Some of you, dear readers, may have already noticed my preference for crossover stories and if not, it should be expressly mentioned here again.


And that's why this story is going to be a CR in a certain way.


I dedicate this work to all Douglas adams fans and of course Douglas Adams himself, because this guy was not only a brilliant author (and by the way also an inventor and namesake of the Adams family), but also an absolutely brilliant philosopher.Who else would ever have guessed that the answer to the great question of life, the universe, and everything is plain and simple 42?


Unfortunately he died last year * sad * * sniff *


So, to everyone who has always wanted to know who our True Ancestors are, what the earth is for and why a towel is the most useful item for an intergalactic hitchhiker, I can only recommend his books.


So now I've done enough advertising. (I just think, if I already use HIS characters (or at least let them appear) and let my story play in a universe that follows HIS laws, a bit of advertising is only fair!)


So, now finally to the essentials.


The book series I am referring to is nothing more than a trilogy in 4 parts with a part 5 (logical, right?) The books are called: "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe", "That Life, the universe and all the rest "," Take care and thank you for the fish "and" Rupert one time and back ".

So these books are mainly about Arthur Dent, a "normal" Englishman (normal for an Englishman), his friend Ford Prefect, an "alien" from a planet somewhere near Betelgeuse and some other weird birds like the double-headed, three-armed Zaphod Beeblebrox or the blonde intelligence beast Trillian. And of course it's about the (almost) omniscient travel guide "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"


DBZ-technically speaking, this story takes place shortly after Boo's death.


P.A.d.G.-technically speaking it plays between volume 2 and 3, which means that Arthur Dent is stranded on prehistoric earth together with Ford Prefect through a couple of unfortunate coincidences and after 5 years is gradually playing with the idea of ​​simply going crazy.


Meanwhile, his friend Ford Prefect is traveling somewhere in Africa and doing horrific things to a couple of animals.(Just take a look at today's giraffe, it is practically his "work"!)




Note: I don't think that I can explain every little detail here. I think that people who have read these books should more or less understand everything, but I would ask everyone else


a) reading the books


or


b) to ask ALL QUESTIONS in the form of commissioners. Please every detail, no matter how insignificant, yes? I mean, YOU get a better insight into the entire ramen business and I get a challenge again (in the form of questions)




(Time: 02:58)


Long story, a lot of sense, I'll start now.




Ps: WOW, THAT'S A FOREWORD !!!








There lived a hobbit in a hole in the ground.


Oops! Wrong story. OK!


Second try:


In a hole in the ground there lived a ... uh ... an EARTHWORM!


It was a sunny day in the western capital, the birds tried to drown each other out and the worms lived deep underground as always and only came up every now and then to complain about this "damn bird noise".So also this one with which our story begins.


Slowly he made his way through the caves and passages that he had built in the course of his life. "Man, those bastards! That internal noise," thought our young worm.


"But he can't do that with ME! Not with Karl Maria von Weberknecht the 53rd! Oh no! NOT WITH ME!"


Slowly but surely he made his way, he didn't know how long he had been on the road but at some point, it seemed to him as if hours had passed, he finally reached the light.


"So you dirty little bastard!" He smacked his lips, "Now I will ..."


FLAKE!


"Hey, Gohan, I think you just stepped into a worm or something!" Trunks shouted out of breath.


"Doesn't matter!" Replied the addressed one.


"Man, why do we have to" * pant * "run like that? Let's fly!"


"No! I have to do a little something for my health again!AND YOU TOO!"


So they ran on until they finally saw the small round house of Son Goku and his family. Then they ran a little further, then a little, and finally a little more.


Finally they arrived.


"FATHER!", Gohan shouted, "Look, I've got one in history"


"Great! What topic?"


"Early days! Cavemen and such"


"Great! I'm pleased, my son."


A sack of rice fell over in China.


"Hey guys," said Goku, "I have to pick up Chichi quickly so that you don't harm me, will you?


5 minutes later he was gone.


"Hey, Gohan," shouted Trunks, "how do you know what the Stone Age was like? I mean, have you been there before?"


"Um, well not really! But it's all in books, right?"


"Yes, but how do you want to know how it was back then?"


"no idea!"


"So listen! I have an idea, but you have to keep it to yourself, okay?"

"OK!"


"Well, my mom built this time machine and I thought ..."


15 minutes later, the two were ready to march in front of the time machine.


"And you are quite sure that nobody will notice?", Gohan asked for the Xth time.


"Yes! I've already explained that to you X times."


"I know, but that was finally in the 15 minutes that the writer of this story simply skipped! How should readers know your plan?"


Trunks looked worried and maybe a little scared at his friend.


"You know, Son Gohen, sometimes you really scare me."


Without another word they got into the time machine and with a quiet "Zooom" the door closed. A "FLOP" later they were gone.